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At The Pattenburg House, Johnny and Karen went back for lunch.

Johnny: Now that Smoky's operations have been finished, at least I know the waiters won't try to kill us.
Waiter: *Arrives with chicken wings* Two orders of wings. Enjoy.
Karen: Thanks.
Waiter: You're welcome. *Walks away*
Karen: wewe know, there is one thing I'll miss about Alex.
Johnny: Your friendship?
Karen: Something else. *Sits on Johnny's lap*
Johnny: What?
Karen: *Farts*
Johnny: *Coughs* If you're trying to arouse me, wait until we get back to my place.
Karen: Can we at least kiss?
Johnny: Why not? *Kisses Karen*
Karen: *Moaning in pleasure*

The End

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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
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The pool party continued at Smoky's house, while Johnny was inside the basement with Karen. They were tied to metal chairs with plastic zip ties.

Johnny: *Opens his eyes*
Karen: *Wakes up*
Smoky: *Walks towards the two of them*
Johnny: Where's Allen?
Smoky: Detective Cartman is dead.
Johnny: wewe asshole!! *Charges towards Smoky, and pushes her into a wall*
Karen: *Looks around the room*
Johnny: *Knocks Smoky onto the ground, with part of the chair on her neck* Let us free au I'll kill you!
Smoky: *Pulls out a knife*
Karen: *Moves towards Smoky* wewe better not try to kill him.
Smoky: *Cuts Johnny's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pattenburg, New Jersey. At one of the many houses, dozens of people were enjoying a pool party.

Smoky: We have been in operation for only six days, but we are financially growing big.
Guard 24: Where do wewe want us to send the inayofuata shipment of weapons?
Smoky: I should have your orodha in a few minutes. In the meantime, enjoy some booze. *Goes inside the house*

There were a few zaidi guests having chips, pretzels, and alcohol.

Smoky: *Grabs a plate, and takes a few pretzels*
Guard 27: *Vaping* hujambo Smoky. *Blows smoke towards her butt*
Smoky: *Farts, blowing the smoke back*
Guard 27: That was awesome.
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While drinking Coca-Cola, Johnny and Karen talked about a possible threat to the American society.

Karen: She just asked if I wanted a job, so I didn't know what it was at the time.
Johnny: And wewe two go, way back.
Karen: We've been Marafiki since pre-school.
Johnny: Prior to the job offer, when was the last time wewe talked to her?
Karen: A week. zaidi like, eight days ago.
Johnny: Did wewe notice anything strange with her at that time?
Karen: No. Probably because things were going well for her until now. She needs someone to help deliver the weapons to customers. Once she told me about her operation,...
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Johnny: *Returns to his house in Milford in his Karmann Ghia*

Episode 10: Protection

Johnny: *Gets out of his car, and makes it go back into his watch*

Special guest stars

Hilary Esposito as Karen Esposito
Bryanna Russo as Smoky
Ray Liotta as Detective Cartman

Narrator: There was another woman who actually wanted my protection. I told her to wait for me at my place.
Johnny: *Goes on his front porch, and looks at his checker board. He puts all the pieces on the board*

He gets a phone call, but it's from a bila mpangilio number, and he rejects the call.

Narrator: There's got to be a way to stop scam...
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Flemington, New Jersey.

Johnny: *Walks into Allied Vision to get new glasses*
Receptionist: Hello Mr. Lightning. Jim will be with wewe shortly.
Johnny: Thank you. *Sits down, and looks at the magazines*
Narrator: When I was a kid, the Highlights magazines were one of my vipendwa to read, and I still take an occasional glance here and there.

A blond woman walked into the store, and pointed a gun at Johnny.

Woman: Mr. Lightning, I have a friend who wishes to speak with wewe outside.
Johnny: Very well. *Walks outside with the woman*
Receptionist: *Looks at the woman's gun, and puts her finger on a white...
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The sun was setting. Liam and Kevin started a moto in their fireplace, and were preparing hot mbwa with s'mores.

Wayne: *Rubbing two sticks together*
Miss. Heart: Wayne, that never works.
Wayne: You're right. We should have brought your car instead. That thing's so unreliable it would've started a moto for us.
Miss. Heart: *Slaps Wayne* I'm asking Kevin if we can jiunge him. Go get our chakula and utensils.

Wayne was not happy, unlike the other three.

Liam: *Places several small sticks into the fire*
Miss. Heart: *Placing leaves in the fire*
Kevin: *Looks at Miss. Heart*
Miss. Heart: They burn better than...
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Tinicum Park, Pennsylvania. Across the river from Frenchtown.

Wayne: *Driving his 1956 Bel-Air into the park*
Miss. Heart: I wonder where Kevin and Liam are.
Wayne: I hope we don't see them.
Miss. Heart: Come on Wayne, I think you're being too hard on them. What they did with me was three years ago.
Wayne: And I do not want them getting near wewe again. *Looks at a sign* 15. That's the spot we reserved. *Pulls into the parking space* Let's get everything unloaded.

Kevin arrived in his Silverado. He and Liam reserved a spot inayofuata to Wayne, and Miss. Heart.

Kevin: *Parks his truck* Let's go say hi to...
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Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. wewe can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 18: Camping

At The Nut House, Kevin and Liam were making plans.

Liam: That's my inayopendelewa spot.
Kevin: Which is why I recommended it.
Wayne: *Walks in with Miss. Heart*
Kevin: Here come the upendo birds.
Wayne: What's up guys?
Liam: We're just planning a camping trip....
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Johnny, and the British spies returned to the building where Commander Kane was waiting.

Narrator: With the flash drive I found from the guy I killed, me and everyone else could hopefully learn zaidi about what we were about to face.

Episode 8: The Mole

Johnny: *Walks into a big room with the British spies. There are thirteen other people, including Commander Kane*
Commander Kane: Johnny, glad to see you're safe.
Johnny: Thank wewe sir. *Hands him the flash drive* Hopefully we'll figure out what that guy wanted.

Special guest stars

Daniel Radcliffe as Mark Henderson
Jeremy Clarkson as Lewis King
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James: *Singing along to the song* One, two, three o'clock, four o'clock, rock. Five, six, seven o'clock, eight o'clock, rock. Nine, ten, eleven o'clock, twelve o'clock, rock. We're gonna rock around the clock tonight.
Duck, Oliver, & Henry: AH!!!!!
Tom: Make it stop!
Hawkeye: *Leaving with a freight train* It's a good thing I got in the cab of this freight train in time. Now I don't have to hear his terrible singing, unlike the others.
Master Sword: Hawkeye got lucky!! *Catches on fire* RAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!
Gordon: James, stop singing!
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This is a combination of Casino Royale with Quantum Of Solace. It all started in a place called Dodge City, where many stallions were pitting wanyama to fight against each other. Con had to find a certain gppony, pony that was gambling on the animals.

Con: Did wewe find her yet?
Hungry: No. I don't see her.
Con: Stop touching your ear!
Hungry: Sorry?
Gambling pony: *notices hungry*
Hungry: *pulls out gun*
Con: Put your gun away! I need her alive.

Con chased after the mare into a construction sight. When he found the fence he couldn't hop over, he aliiba a bulldozer, and destroyed it, then continued his...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Link: *At the castle* Gee. It sure is boring around here.
King: Mah boi. This peace is what all true warriors strive for.
Link: I just wonder what Ganon is up to.
Gwonam: *Arrives on a flying carpet* Your majesty, Ganon, and his minions have ceased the island of Koridai.
King: Hmm. How can we help?
Gwonam: It is written, only Link can defeat Ganon.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: There is no time. Your sword is all your need.
Link: Great. I'll grab my stuff.
Gwonam: *Face palm* Please tell me that someone can defeat Ganon besides this retard.
Link: *Using a sword to pick his nose*...
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - upinde wa mvua Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland onyesha - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack

Now, let's begin. Twilight was working with applejack in Sweet apple Acres.

Applejack: Thanks for helping me sugarcube.
Twilight: No problem man. I got nothing better to do with my boring life. Also, Spike kept telling me to go outside.
Spike: The only thing she was doing was watching television.
Twilight: Bullshit nigga!...
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Sean: This song has not been played in a long time.
Andrew: It's great to hear it again.

Stop the song and play this: link

Tom: *Dances while singing* Racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. *In a single file line with Master Sword, Saten Twist, Orion, Snowflake, Pete, Percy, Jeff, and Astrel Sky. They are kicking their legs up in the sky as they songesha forward* They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf.
Andrew: Ugh.
Sean: I thought we would not hear this song again.
Mr. Wright:...
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Thomas & James: *Going fast down the mainline. They are side kwa side*
Hawkeye: Thomas The Tank Engine's back?
Carter: With James.
Alex: I wonder what they're up to.
Tom: It's simple. They're.....

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Tom: *Dances while singing* Racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. *Dancing in a conga line with Master Sword, Saten Twist, Orion, Snowflake, Pete, Percy, Jeff, and Astrel Sky* They're racing to the wharf. They're racing to the wharf. Thomas & James are racing to the wharf. Oh yes they are, they're racing to the wharf. They're racing...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

It was a dark night in Ponyville. Guns and sirens were heard all over town.

Stallion 21: We need help over here!
Stallion 95: There's too many of Eggman's soldiers!
Stallion 86: Get us an Evac in Canterlot!!!
Stallion 66: We need help killing these Nazis!!

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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A My Little Pony/Sonic The Hedgehog shabiki Fiction

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville 4

Starring Sean The Hedgehog from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan Chandler, Guy Mcintyre, George Tildon, Rebecca, and Ariane from...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born in a place called Mobius, and lived there with my cousin Sonic. Mobius is nice, but it gets attacked a lot kwa a guy named Robotnik. He noticed how powerful i was, and decided to turn me into a robot. So i moved out of Mobius, and ended up somewhere i liked, but did not know existed. It happened when I used chaos control. I was in my car, with all my stuff packed, shoes, guns, ammo, etc. I drove for a while then used my chaos emerald. "Chaos Control!", and thats when it happened. I ended up here in one shot which was surprising because it usually takes...
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Liam: Disco night!!
Kevin: *Wearing a white suit while dancing under a disco ball with colorful lights flashing all over the room*
Ted: Who's even hosting?
Shayne: *Crashes through a wall* I am!
People: *Running away*
Shayne: Oh well. Time to onyesha wewe Skarloey's Railway.

The Island Of Sodor, 1956

Porter: *Walks into the station*
Station Master: Walter.
Porter: Yes sir?
Station Master: When does Edward reach his station?
Porter: *Checks his watch* Fifteen dakika sir.
Station Master: *Hands him a letter* This is from Sir Topham Hatt. Can wewe get it there before Edward leaves?
Porter: With my brand...
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When Alan was discharged from the hospital, he walked back to his Corvette in the parking lot.

Alan: *Starts his car, and drives out of the parking lot. He picks up his receiver* Harry, where are you? *Awaiting a response* Harry? *Gets worried* Stuart, come in Stuart.
Dispatch: Alan, this is dispatch. Harry, Camryn, and Stuart have gone missing. A witness reports that Stuart's Packard is in West Cape May. The address is unknown.
Alan: I'll check out the area now. Any other units available? I could use some back up.

At Kenny's house.

Kenny: I need wewe to stay here. Guard the others while I talk to...
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