15 Ways "Sex And The City" Lied To Me About Life 

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1. Taxis will regularly pull up the second I exit my apartment building

2. If I ever get mugged, my shoes will be the first thing to go

3. Post-it notes are a “get out of jail free card” if caught smoking pot in plain sight of a police officer

4. And a female police officer will support my emotional attempts to vandalize public property

6. Sleeping with a new man every week is normal, safe… and totally awesome

8. People I don’t want to see are lurking around every New York City corner

9. Writing this one column will allow me to buy $790 shoes

13. Vivienne Westwood will spontaneously messenger over my wedding dress for free

14. If a man breaks up with me three times, marries someone else, has an affair, then stands me up at the altar… eventually he’ll do a 180, put a shoe on my foot, and become “the one”

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