"Sonic was walking around in the grassy feilds then suddenly Sonic was pushed,rolled in a ball and was under a black and red hedgehog

Sonic:Ack oww wewe know that flipin hurts.

Shadow:Why would i care?

Sonic:Sh-Shadow?

Shadow:Hmph.

"Shadow smiles"

Sonic:Shadow i...you returned.

Shadow:Yes i have.

Sonic:Why did wewe leave wewe know it's been hard fight with you?

Shadow:Yes i know.

Sonic:Ohhh my head hurts...can wewe get off my private area it looks like that your screwing me.

Shadow:Oh that's the best part Sonic i want to screw you.

Sonic:No wait i don't want to be raped...

"Shadow grabs his wrist"
Sonic:SHADOW!...