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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Maria entered the stage, looking very cheerful as she approached Roger, and the Casting Director.

Maria: Hi, my name is Maria McConville. Thank wewe for seeing me.
Casting Director: Thank wewe for coming in. Will wewe be doing a monologue, au a scene?
Maria: A monologue, if that's okay with you.
Casting Director: It is. wewe can begin when you're ready.
Maria: *Puts her hands in her pockets* Romeo, oh Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father, and refuse thy name.
Casting Director: Great work so far. I want wewe to keep going, but I have a suggestion.
Maria: Yes?
Casting Director: Your hands in your...

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Bad Auditions kwa Bad Actors Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The inayofuata actor to come onto the stage was Joe.

Casting Director: Hi. Thanks for coming in.
Joe: Hi. My name is Joe. Joe Romano. I'm here to read the thing I picked up outside with the lines.
Casting Director: That's called the audition scene.
Joe: Right. The one that says Romeo. I'm going to read that, because I saw the one that alisema Juliet, and I was like, not this guy. I'm not a Juliet.
Casting Director: Of course not. You'll be kusoma with Roger. He'll do the part of Juliet.
Joe: *Backs up, surprised* Whoa whoa whoa! You're going to read a lady's part? That's so stupid.
Casting Director: Can you...

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Bad Auditions kwa Bad Actors Part 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The final actor to arrive was Josh.

Josh: Hi. My name is Josh.
Casting Director: Hi. Nice to meet you. Did wewe get a copy of the lines?
Josh: Yes. I'd also like to do a monologue.
Casting Director: Good. wewe can start when you're ready.
Josh: Cool. *Goes to the back, and pulls up a chair*
Casting Director: What do wewe need that for?
Josh: You'll see. *Puts the chair in the middle of the stage, sits in it, and pretends to drive a car*

The Casting Director, and Roger started whispering to each other.

Casting Director: what is he doing?
Roger: it looks like he's pantomiming. play along with it for now....

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Bad Auditions kwa Bad Actors Part 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mark walks in, holding a water bottle and a yoga mat.

Mark: Hi. Mark McCrossen. I got here a little late from a yoga class. Do wewe mind if I take a dakika to warm up?
Casting Director: Okay, but we have other people waiting. Do wewe want us to let someone in while wewe warm up?
Mark: No it's fine. It will only take a minute. *Rolls out his yoga mat, and lays down*
Roger: Do wewe think I can go to the bathroom real quick?
Mark: *On his hands, and knees* Hiya!!!!! Qoooooouuuuuaaaaaaa!!!!!
Casting Director: He alisema it would only be a minute.
Mark: *Cuddles into a ball, and cries*
Casting Director: What?
Mark:...

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Bad Auditions kwa Bad Actors Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A crocodile, chameleon, and bee walk in wearing business suits. Charlize follows them.

Agent 1: *Talking on his cell phone* Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Well then we're walking. I want 5%, au we're walking. WALKING!!!!!! 2.5%, and a free hot tub? wewe got yourself a deal. *Hangs up, looks at the Casting Director* My client wants her own dressing room along with her usual salary, 10% of the box office, and a bowl of skittles at every rehearsal.
Charlize: chokoleti covered skittles.
Agent 2: Are wewe sure? That's a little disgusting.
Charlize: chokoleti covered skittles, au I walk!
Agent 3: This is not negotiable....

Bad Auditions kwa Bad Actors

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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The following is an STH/AM6663 shabiki Fiction

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog...

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Sonic In St. Louis

posted by Seanthehedgehog

It seems like a regular day, but then someone runs kwa at 500 miles an hour.

Sonic: Tails, wewe read me?
Tails: Loud and clear, whats up?
Sonic: We should be getting towards Robotnik's army base.
Sean: I'm already there.
Tails: I see you.
Sean: Any word on Knuckles?
Sonic: No.
Sean: What about the others?

Inside the base

Knuckles: I can't believe they destroyed our intercom
Espio: Are there any other ways we can talk to them?
Rouge: No
badnik: I've spotted them
Espio: *jumps on badnik*
Knuckles: Nice work *runs into room*
Sean: Nice to see wewe guys
Espio: Great to see wewe to...

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Bad Auditions kwa Bad Actors Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Roger returned from talking to the actors.

Roger: Okay. *Sits down inayofuata to the Casting Director* I told them to come in one kwa one.
Casting Director: Good. wewe can read the lines when necessary, right?
Roger: Of course.
Melissa: *Walks in with her uigizaji coach*
Coach: Good pace. Nice and casual, now go in for the handshake.
Melissa: *Shakes the Casting Director's hand* Hi. My name is Melissa. I'm here to audition for the part of Juliet.
Coach: A little forceful, but keep going.
Casting Director: I'm sorry, who are you?
Coach: I'm Melissa's uigizaji coach. Here for moral support, but ignore me.
Casting...

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Bad Auditions kwa Bad Actors Part 11

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After Josh left, the Casting Director had a headache.

Casting Director: This has been awful so far. Should we take a 5 dakika break before seeing the other actors?
Roger: That was the last actor.
Casting Director: It was?! We only saw 9 actors. I was supposed to cast this thing, and now it's ruined.
Roger: *Looking at his phone* My girlfriend just got here. Can I leave early?
Casting Director: No!!
Roger: *Sad* But, we have a pizza date...
Casting Director: I don't care about your pizza date! We're not leaving until we get our two leads! I'm calling Avery! *Calls Avery on her phone*
Roger: wewe know...

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Bad Auditions kwa Bad Actors Part 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The following is a SeanTheHedgehog Production

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SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Sonic The Hedgehog shabiki Fiction

Bad Auditions kwa Bad Actors

Starring Sally Acorn as the Casting Director
Silver The Hedgehog as Roger
Amy Rose as Melissa
Sonic as Melissa's uigizaji Coach
Shadow as Joe
Rouge as Josie
Mina as Maria
1970's Jack Nicholson as Martin
Bunnie Rabbot as Catherine
1970's Erik Estrada as Mark
Vanilla as Charlize
Vector, Espio, & Charmy as Charlize's Agents
Sean The Hedgehog as Josh
And Blaze The Cat as Amy

One siku at a building for plays.

Joe: *Parks his Chrysler in the parking lot*
Coach: *Parks his Escalade* Okay Melissa. Are you...

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Bad Auditions kwa Bad Actors Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Catherine crawled onto the stage on all fours. She is dressed as a cat.

Casting Director: Uh, hello. Are you-
Catherine: Meow.
Casting Director: Excuse me?
Catherine: Meow. *Stretching*
Roger: Is this a method actor too?
Casting Director: I don't know what she's doing. *Stands up, and walks to Catherine* Excuse me miss.
Catherine: *Tries to scratch the C.D* Hisssssssss!!!
Casting Director: *Backs up, saving herself from getting scratched* Okay then.
Catherine: *Goes around in a circle. She stretches once more* Meow. *Sees the C.D* Hiss!!!
Casting Director: *Goes to her seat* Do wewe want to do a monologue,...

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Bad Auditions kwa Bad Actors Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Martin arrives, dressed in the costume Romeo wore in the 1968 film, Romeo & Juliet.

Casting Director: Wow. Nice costume.
Martin: Forsooth, these simple garments for which wewe surmise have no mood au color to them. They are neither cheerful, nor melancholy as thus doth proclaim.
Roger: What did he say?
Casting Director: I think what we have here is a method actor. He stays in character all of the time, and thinks that the play is real life.
Martin: Alas! A man of the stage I cannot claim to be. Character one may find in these meek, and feeble bones, but-
Casting Director: I don't care. Look, if...

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y i upendo sonic. -Amy Rose

posted by jessig

here r da reaons:
1:sweet
2:caring
3:helpful
4:funny
5:hot!!
6:loving
7:impatient
8:impulsive
9:his smile
10:his voice
11:he's charming
12:super fast
13:hates water
14:risks his life for others
15:friendly
16:stands up for himself
17:over confident
18:his voice
19:he sings and plays guitar, gitaa (sonic underground)
20:has a bro and sis
21:music lover
22:curious
23:gets into trouble
24:shy
25:makes me blush
26:makes me smile
27:family guy
28:determined
29:sees stuff through
30:cool
there are a lot of things y i like SONIC! so there r the 30 reasons y i luv sonic. please maoni me article. i would luv dat if u did. i hope u enjoyed.

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Bad Auditions kwa Bad Actors Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Josie walked up towards Roger, and the Casting Director.

Casting Director: Hi. Thank wewe for coming in.
Josie: Thank me? You, thank you.
Casting Director: Okay, so, will wewe be doing a monologue, au a scene?
Josie: A monotogue?
Casting Director: Do wewe mean, monologue?
Josie: Yeah.
Casting Director: Great.
Josie: But soft, what light in the window, there, Romeo. I upendo you, we should kiss, and, that's all I have.
Casting Director: That was supposed to be a monologue?
Josie: Yes ma'am. That's it. Right?
Casting Director: No it's not. wewe know that. Don't you?
Josie: It was really long, but if y'all cast...