Sonic x caption contest #4 Winner gets 3 heshima of their choice

Rules: Just submit a creative caption for the image pictured here. anything goes, just try to keep inappropriate things to a minimum.
winner is determined kwa whoever is voted "best answer," since anyone can vote for that, au whoever gets the most positive comments.
Other than that, good luck and have fun!
a new contest is added weekly until people seem to lose interest.