since scourge was pissed as hell he went downstairs to find sonic in a bunny suit. scourge was so suprised that he got so horny that he tackled sonic and licked his neck and kissed him on the lips. sonics eyes grew very small, then sonic kicked scourge in the nuts.

sonic: what the hell. is that your way of saying goodmorning? scourge: technically.

sonic: oh god. scourge: why are wewe dressed like that? sonic: i Lost a bet with silver, i tried to throw amy over the river. that was the bet, and i lost. only because he cheated. scourge: {thank wewe silver for my new sex toy.}sonic: so why the hell did wewe kiss me? scourge: { need a good excuse} i thought wewe were one of the girls i slept with and got carried away! sonic: well thanks for stealing my kiss jackass. scourge: now sonic dont be like that, wewe know wewe want me. sonic: eeew. scourge:mmmmmm. sonic: what? scourge: kiss me.

sonic: hell no! scourge: oh dont be so difficult, wewe wanna fuck me, i know it. sonic:..... hell no.

scourge runs at sonic and takes off sonic: ah ah ah- sc-scourge st- stop it. scourge: no this is an opertunity in my life i may never get another chance with. scourge fucks up sonic.


4 HOURS LATER:

sonic: we must never speak of this ever again.

scourge: oooh but i want your punda all to myself.



funny storytime:


sonic: alrighty lets see if i chant his name 3 times. he wont fuck me anymore : SCOURGE SCOURGE SCOURGE. ....... hmmm, maybe i did it wron- huh whats that? sonic looks in the mirror to see scourges ass. sonic: oh shit he came, wait what am i scared, its just his ass. hehehe.

scourge: oh wewe should be very afraid, very afraid, nnmp, once i get my punda out of this mirror nngh DAMMIT! storytime over.

back to scourge and sonic: sonic: wewe son of a whore, why would wewe rape me?


scourge: cause your hot.

scourge kisses sonic and sonic crys . the end.

link to where i got the storytime:link

storyline: 10:53 to 11:22. its really funny. sonic as: cutie mark crusaders. scourge as: princess molestia.