Mrs. Landers was a health nut! She cooked chakula in a wok!
Mr. Harris was her boyfriend and he had a great big
Cock-a-doodle-doodle! The rooster just won't quit!
And I don't want my breakfast, because it tastes like
Shih Tzus make good house pets! They're cuddly and sweet!
Monkeys aren't good to have 'cause they like to beat their
Meeting in the office, au meeting in the hall!
The boss, he wants to see wewe so wewe can suck his
Balzac was a writer! He lived with Allen Funt!
Mrs. Roberts didn't like him, but that's 'cause she's a
Contaminated water can really make wewe sick!
Your bladder gets infected and blood comes out your
Dictate what I'm saying, 'cause it will bring wewe luck
And if wewe all don't like it, I don't give a flying ****!"