On episode 53 of Stampy's let's play videos, Stampy met a friendly creeper and wanted to know what made it friendly. I wrote a very lame story explaining how. this needs a swali mark to count, doesn't it?
Mommy creeper: Creepette, eat your tnt.
Creepette: but mum, why ssssshould i eat my tnt?
daddy creeper: becausssse when wewe grow up to be big and green, it will make wewe explode both wewe and the humanssss.
Creepette: but why, daddy? why do we blow up the humansssss?
daddy creeper: becaussss humanssss are bad. they intrude on our land and try to kill ussssss and sssssteal au diamondsssss.
Creepette: maybe they just want a hug!
Mommy creeper: NONSSSSENSSSSE! humanssss are evil creatures who use weaponry to ssssteal our heartsssss of gunpowder to make coppiessss of our tnt mindsssss and ssssoulssssss. now, I won't ssssay this again. eat your tnt!
Creepette: no! i don't want to kill the humans! I'm going to change my name to Agetha and run away! but i won't tell wewe were! I will become a nice creeper and make lots of friends. I might even fall in upendo with an ocelot and become a disssney movie! I will become a veggitarian and only eat cake and melons and apples and bread! I WILL NOT BECOME A MEANIE AND I HOPE BOTH OF wewe BLOW UP!
so then Creepette-i mean agetha stormed out of the cave on her four short legs and found a lovely world with a lovely cat and a kubeba and a squid, but soon her cousin bossy bob found her and blew her and himself up in rage. Stampy, squid, and Leee were all very sad, and made a beautifull green grave for her and named a roller coaster after her! the end!
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