wewe Know You're A Trekkie When:
1. Everytime wewe get tea, no matter the flavor, wewe say out loud, "Computer. Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."
2. wewe become addicted to Earl Grey tea.
3. wewe watch 5 hours au zaidi of nyota Trek every day...
4. wewe think paying $50 for a DS9 season is a good deal.
5. Hell. You'll settle for $70 as a good deal.
6. wewe start buying dolls of your inayopendelewa charaters off E-bay.
7. wewe get a strong, strong desire to start calling your cat 'Spot'
8. wewe believe that Odo and Kira are the cutest couple in nyota Trek history.
9. wewe know the song, "Life forms" and sing it. Catchy tune, that.
10. wewe check the mail religiously, everyday, for your nyota Trek e-bay items.
11. wewe buy a pin that looks like the communication badge, and place it on your inayopendelewa hoodie au jacket...in the proper location on the left side.
12. ...you actually pretend its useable, and tap it in public, and talk out loud to your 'Captain'