Oddball and his squad found the bridge he needed to use to get across a stream. He was looking at it with a pair of macrobinoculars.
Oddball: It's still up.
Mordecai: *Laughing*
Y-Wing Pilots: *Flying towards the bridge. They drop two bombs, destroying the bridge*
Oddball: *Puts his macrobinoculars away* No it ain't. wewe see what them negative waves did Mordecai?
Mordecai: Don't look at me. I had nothing but positive thoughts about that damn bridge all day!
Oddball: *Puts his hand on his chin* It looks like we'll have to find ourselves another bridge.
Mordecai: And where do we come up with another bridge?
Oddball: There wewe go again, zaidi negative waves! Have a little faith baby. Have a little faith.
A few dakika later at a Rebel base, hundreds of men were marching as they played music.
Lieutenant Olara: *Sitting behind his desk*
Rebel Sargent: hujambo Lieutenant.
Lieutenant Olara: What?
Rebel Sargent: It's Oddball.
Lieutenant Olara: What does he want?
Rebel Sargent: He's on the phone, and he wants to talk to you.
Lieutenant Olara: Alright, put him on. *Picks up his phone* Hello.
Oddball: *Beeping like an Astromech*
Lieutenant Olara: Ah don't play funny games Oddball, what do wewe want?
Oddball: hujambo uh, I am calling wewe from a cafe about ten miles behind enemy lines. Everyone here seems very friendly.
Lieutenant Olara: Yeah, uh-huh.
Oddball: I am stuck however, and I need about sixty feet of bridge.
Lieutenant Olara: How do wewe expect me to get sixty feet of bridge ten miles behind enemy lines?
Oddball: Look Olara, I made it here without any trouble at all. This sector is so screwed up, nobody knows where our lines are, au their lines are.
Lieutenant Olara: Have wewe been drinking too much whiskey again?
Oddball: hujambo man, for crying out loud! That is the lousiest stupidest joke, and you're always pulling off that lousy stupid joke. I wanted to offer wewe part of a deal, but forget it. You're out of it. Sixty feet of bridge I can find almost anywhere. Schmuck.
Lieutenant Olara: Alright. Alright alright, look, I can get wewe sixty feet of bridge, but I need people to set it up. I need at least a hundred people. Where am I going to find that amount of men? *Looks out of a window, looking at the marching soldiers*
Meanwhile, Kelly and the others were walking towards a road. In front of them was a plowed field. They walked into it.
Corporal Baledin: *Walks onto a mine, and explodes*
As soon as Baledin was killed, everyone else hit the deck.
Little Joe: *Looks at Corporal Baledin's corpse*
Corporal Ramn: Joe!
Big Joe: Shut up! *Looks at the others* We've walked into a mine field. Who bought it?
Merner: Baledin sir.
Big Joe: Alright. Get out your mine detectors. If wewe find any mines, mark 'em.
Mine detectors are like lightsabers, only smaller. The blade is blue, but if wewe hold it in front of any mines, they turn red.
Kelly: *Holding his mine detector in front of him as he slowly walks towards the road. The blade is blue as he makes it all the way to the end* Joe, I found no mines over here.
Big Joe: Okay everyone. Kelly's got a clear path.
Fisher: hujambo Joe, I found one!
Big Joe: What kind is it?
Fisher: The kind that blows up! What kind do wewe think it is?!
Big Joe: Alright, mark it and stay on Kelly's path.
Song (Start at 1:32): link
Stormtrooper 65: Colonel!! *Runs outside* Colonel!!
Imperial Officer 95: What's the problem Stormtrooper?
Stormtrooper 65: We have hostiles in Sector 4.
Imperial Officer 95: Let's go pay them a visit.
Alarm: link
Imperials: *Driving an IFT-D, followed kwa three Imperial Troop Transports* Hurry up! Let's catch them!
Back to the Rebels.
Kelly: *Helps Merner stand up* Okay, go wait behind that ukuta on the other side of the road.
Merner: Right. *Runs to the wall, then spots the Imperials coming* Big Joe, we got company!!
Big Joe: What?
Merner: Imperials, in four vehicles!
The song fades away as Little Joe makes it to Kelly.
Kelly: Alright, go to Merner.
Little Joe: Right.
Kelly: How much time do wewe think we have left?
Merner: A minute.
Fisher: *Passes Kelly*
Kelly: *Looks at Big Joe* Sargent, get the hell out of there!
Big Joe: *Looks at Rancher, and Corporal Ramn* You'll never make it. We'll cover wewe from the other side of the road. Use Baledin's body for cover.
Cowboy: *Gives Rancher an RT97* Crapgame left this behind. You'll need it. You'll be salama here.
The others safely made it to the stone wall. They saw the Imperials stop inayofuata to the field.
Imperial 80: *Looks at Baledin, Ramn, and Rancher* Looks like three of them are dead.
Corporal Ramn: Don't do anything yet wewe trigger happy bastard.
Kelly: Fisher. Grenades.
Fisher: *Giving everyone a thermal detonator*
Big Joe: When I say go, throw 'em.
Imperials: *Walking into the field*
Song: link
Big Joe: Now!
Rebels: *Throwing their thermal detonators*
Five of the sixty Imperials were killed.
Imperials: *Turning around to attack Kelly*
Corporal Ramn: Now!
Rancher: *Firing at the Imperials with the RT97*
Kelly & Babra: *Attacking stormtroopers with A280C's*
Crapgame: *Shooting the Imperials with a DH17* Oh yeah, this is much better!
Imperial Officer 95: Kill them wewe idiots! *Dies*
Stormtrooper 93: We need backup! *Gets shot, and dies*
Stormtroopers: *Moving towards Rancher, and Ramn, firing at them with E11's*
Corporal Ramn: *Dies*
Rancher: *Returning fire, but he also dies*
Big Joe: songesha up! *Kills several Imperials with an A280C*
Little Joe & Merner: *Setting up RT97's on the stone wall, shooting zaidi Imperials*
Kelly: *Taking cover at the front of the IFT-D. He shoots four zaidi Imperials*
Reinforcements soon arrived.
Merner: *Shoots the driver, and watches the Imperial Troop Transport explode* We got two zaidi Transports coming in. Taking cover to cool off my rifle!
Fisher & Cowboy: *Shooting the other Imperials*
Stormtrooper 60: *Stops the Imperial Troop Transport, and falls out after getting shot twice*
Stormtrooper 57: *Crashes into the Imperial Troop Transport* Everyone out!
Little Joe: *Killing the Imperials*
Stop the song
Kelly: That's all of them.
Big Joe: *Looks into the field* We Lost Ramn and Rancher.
Cowboy: *Looks at Rancher, and has a tear come out of his eye*
Big Joe: Look, we need to get out of here before zaidi Imperials onyesha up. Let's move!
Kelly: *Leading the others away from the road*
Little Joe: Maybe they're only wounded.
Big Joe: They're dead. Forget about them, let's go.
2 B Continued
Oddball: It's still up.
Mordecai: *Laughing*
Y-Wing Pilots: *Flying towards the bridge. They drop two bombs, destroying the bridge*
Oddball: *Puts his macrobinoculars away* No it ain't. wewe see what them negative waves did Mordecai?
Mordecai: Don't look at me. I had nothing but positive thoughts about that damn bridge all day!
Oddball: *Puts his hand on his chin* It looks like we'll have to find ourselves another bridge.
Mordecai: And where do we come up with another bridge?
Oddball: There wewe go again, zaidi negative waves! Have a little faith baby. Have a little faith.
A few dakika later at a Rebel base, hundreds of men were marching as they played music.
Lieutenant Olara: *Sitting behind his desk*
Rebel Sargent: hujambo Lieutenant.
Lieutenant Olara: What?
Rebel Sargent: It's Oddball.
Lieutenant Olara: What does he want?
Rebel Sargent: He's on the phone, and he wants to talk to you.
Lieutenant Olara: Alright, put him on. *Picks up his phone* Hello.
Oddball: *Beeping like an Astromech*
Lieutenant Olara: Ah don't play funny games Oddball, what do wewe want?
Oddball: hujambo uh, I am calling wewe from a cafe about ten miles behind enemy lines. Everyone here seems very friendly.
Lieutenant Olara: Yeah, uh-huh.
Oddball: I am stuck however, and I need about sixty feet of bridge.
Lieutenant Olara: How do wewe expect me to get sixty feet of bridge ten miles behind enemy lines?
Oddball: Look Olara, I made it here without any trouble at all. This sector is so screwed up, nobody knows where our lines are, au their lines are.
Lieutenant Olara: Have wewe been drinking too much whiskey again?
Oddball: hujambo man, for crying out loud! That is the lousiest stupidest joke, and you're always pulling off that lousy stupid joke. I wanted to offer wewe part of a deal, but forget it. You're out of it. Sixty feet of bridge I can find almost anywhere. Schmuck.
Lieutenant Olara: Alright. Alright alright, look, I can get wewe sixty feet of bridge, but I need people to set it up. I need at least a hundred people. Where am I going to find that amount of men? *Looks out of a window, looking at the marching soldiers*
Meanwhile, Kelly and the others were walking towards a road. In front of them was a plowed field. They walked into it.
Corporal Baledin: *Walks onto a mine, and explodes*
As soon as Baledin was killed, everyone else hit the deck.
Little Joe: *Looks at Corporal Baledin's corpse*
Corporal Ramn: Joe!
Big Joe: Shut up! *Looks at the others* We've walked into a mine field. Who bought it?
Merner: Baledin sir.
Big Joe: Alright. Get out your mine detectors. If wewe find any mines, mark 'em.
Mine detectors are like lightsabers, only smaller. The blade is blue, but if wewe hold it in front of any mines, they turn red.
Kelly: *Holding his mine detector in front of him as he slowly walks towards the road. The blade is blue as he makes it all the way to the end* Joe, I found no mines over here.
Big Joe: Okay everyone. Kelly's got a clear path.
Fisher: hujambo Joe, I found one!
Big Joe: What kind is it?
Fisher: The kind that blows up! What kind do wewe think it is?!
Big Joe: Alright, mark it and stay on Kelly's path.
Song (Start at 1:32): link
Stormtrooper 65: Colonel!! *Runs outside* Colonel!!
Imperial Officer 95: What's the problem Stormtrooper?
Stormtrooper 65: We have hostiles in Sector 4.
Imperial Officer 95: Let's go pay them a visit.
Alarm: link
Imperials: *Driving an IFT-D, followed kwa three Imperial Troop Transports* Hurry up! Let's catch them!
Back to the Rebels.
Kelly: *Helps Merner stand up* Okay, go wait behind that ukuta on the other side of the road.
Merner: Right. *Runs to the wall, then spots the Imperials coming* Big Joe, we got company!!
Big Joe: What?
Merner: Imperials, in four vehicles!
The song fades away as Little Joe makes it to Kelly.
Kelly: Alright, go to Merner.
Little Joe: Right.
Kelly: How much time do wewe think we have left?
Merner: A minute.
Fisher: *Passes Kelly*
Kelly: *Looks at Big Joe* Sargent, get the hell out of there!
Big Joe: *Looks at Rancher, and Corporal Ramn* You'll never make it. We'll cover wewe from the other side of the road. Use Baledin's body for cover.
Cowboy: *Gives Rancher an RT97* Crapgame left this behind. You'll need it. You'll be salama here.
The others safely made it to the stone wall. They saw the Imperials stop inayofuata to the field.
Imperial 80: *Looks at Baledin, Ramn, and Rancher* Looks like three of them are dead.
Corporal Ramn: Don't do anything yet wewe trigger happy bastard.
Kelly: Fisher. Grenades.
Fisher: *Giving everyone a thermal detonator*
Big Joe: When I say go, throw 'em.
Imperials: *Walking into the field*
Song: link
Big Joe: Now!
Rebels: *Throwing their thermal detonators*
Five of the sixty Imperials were killed.
Imperials: *Turning around to attack Kelly*
Corporal Ramn: Now!
Rancher: *Firing at the Imperials with the RT97*
Kelly & Babra: *Attacking stormtroopers with A280C's*
Crapgame: *Shooting the Imperials with a DH17* Oh yeah, this is much better!
Imperial Officer 95: Kill them wewe idiots! *Dies*
Stormtrooper 93: We need backup! *Gets shot, and dies*
Stormtroopers: *Moving towards Rancher, and Ramn, firing at them with E11's*
Corporal Ramn: *Dies*
Rancher: *Returning fire, but he also dies*
Big Joe: songesha up! *Kills several Imperials with an A280C*
Little Joe & Merner: *Setting up RT97's on the stone wall, shooting zaidi Imperials*
Kelly: *Taking cover at the front of the IFT-D. He shoots four zaidi Imperials*
Reinforcements soon arrived.
Merner: *Shoots the driver, and watches the Imperial Troop Transport explode* We got two zaidi Transports coming in. Taking cover to cool off my rifle!
Fisher & Cowboy: *Shooting the other Imperials*
Stormtrooper 60: *Stops the Imperial Troop Transport, and falls out after getting shot twice*
Stormtrooper 57: *Crashes into the Imperial Troop Transport* Everyone out!
Little Joe: *Killing the Imperials*
Stop the song
Kelly: That's all of them.
Big Joe: *Looks into the field* We Lost Ramn and Rancher.
Cowboy: *Looks at Rancher, and has a tear come out of his eye*
Big Joe: Look, we need to get out of here before zaidi Imperials onyesha up. Let's move!
Kelly: *Leading the others away from the road*
Little Joe: Maybe they're only wounded.
Big Joe: They're dead. Forget about them, let's go.
2 B Continued
James Arnold Taylor as Lieutenant Olara
