Here are the quotes:

1 - Missouri: Boy, you put your foot on my coffee table, I’mma whack you with a spoon!
Dean: I didn’t do anything.
Missouri. But you were thinkin’ about it.

2 - Dean: Okey, random. Where did that come from?

3 - [their mother materializes out of the flames; Dean lowers his gun]
Dean Winchester: Mom.
Mary Winchester: [smiling] Dean.
[she walks over to Sam]
Mary Winchester: Sam. I'm sorry.
Sam Winchester: [bewildered] F-for what?
[she looks at him sadly, then turns and addresses the poltergeist]
Mary Winchester: YOU GET OF OF MY HOUSE, AND LET GO OF MY SON!
[she goes up in flames and disappears; Sam is released]

4 - Dean Winchester [on the phone]: Dad? I know I've left you messages before. I don't even know if you get 'em... But, I'm with Sam. And we're in Lawrence, and there's something in our old house. I don't know if it's the thing that killed mom or not. But, I don't know what to do... So whatever you're doing, if you could get here... Please. I need your help Dad.

5 - Sam: But Dad going missing and Jessica dying and now this house all happening at once – it just feels like something’s starting.
Dean: That’s a comforting thought.

6 - Dean: All right, just slow down, would ya? I mean, first you tell me you've got 'The Shining' and then you tell me that I've got to go back home? Especially when...
Sam: When what?
Dean: When I swore to myself that I would never go back there?
Sam: Look Dean, we have to check this out. Just to make sure.
[pause, Dean nods]
Dean: I know we do.

7 - Dean: Hey! Am I boring you with this hunting-evil stuff?
Sam: No, I'm listening.
Dean: And here, a Sacramento man shot himself in the head... three times.
(holds up three fingers and waves them at Sam)
Dean: Any of these blowing up your skirt, pal?

Go link to post a quote for round 10.

When I think of "Home," I think of threatening to hit Dean with a spoon first ;D

Or 4, but it depresses me too much! :((