So Sweeney Todd, Hannibal Lector, and Titus Andronicus all walk into a bar.
Okay, so starting a review with a joke might not be the best idea. But never the less, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet mitaani, mtaa is considered the first “Musical thriller.” It is one of composer Stephen Sondheim’s most well-known pieces of muziki and has won a ton of awards and there are productions and tours everywhere…you get the drill. It is personally one of my inayopendelewa vichekesho vya muziki (in the juu ten) and like Phantom I was hesitant to review this film, but gathered my courage and went ahead. The film is actually...

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Anthony brings Johanna to Sweeney’s to hide her while he goes to get them a coach.

Unable to locate Sweeney in his room, Toby offers to onyesha them down to the Bakehouse, where he last saw Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett. They go down the stairs, just in time to see Sweeney and Mrs. Lovett preparing to dispose of the bodies of the beggar woman, Judge Turpin, and Beadle.

Trying to stop them from running to the law, Sweeney shoves Toby into a corner, where he crumples and doesn’t get up. Meanwhile, Mrs. Lovett has attacked the unsuspecting Anthony, and has her hands around his throat.

Johanna leaps...