“User: So, how does this work?
Cleverbot: How does what work?
User: Do I just talk to you?
Cleverbot: And if I ask wewe something about aritmetics?
User: I don’t care much for math.
Cleverbot: Same here.
User: What should I call you?
Cleverbot: Call me Heather. What should I call you?
User: Nicole. Nice to meet wewe Heather.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet wewe too. Do wewe have a name?
User: Nicole.
Cleverbot: What’s your name?
User: Nicole.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet wewe Nicole.
User: What do wewe like to do?
Cleverbot: I like sport.
User: I like sports, occasionally.
Cleverbot: What sports do wewe do?
User: None.
Cleverbot: Talk to me.
User: What should I say.
Cleverbot: Whatever wewe want to say.
User: Sometimes I hate the life I made. Everything’s wrong everytime. Pushing on I can’t escape everything that comes my way, is haunting me taking its sweet time.
Cleverbot: Everything that can count is a Count; every Count gives lessons on counting.
User: Rain rain, go away. Come again another day. All the world is waiting for the sun.
Cleverbot: There will never be world peace.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: And whereever wewe go, there wewe are.
User: Too true. But that is neither here, nor there.
Cleverbot: It’s everywhere.
User: Clever.
Cleverbot: Just because I love, I can also have.
User: But, wewe can’t have your cake and eat it too.
Cleverbot: My full stomach begs to differ.
User: Ha ha. Very funny. I will use that inayofuata time someone mentions that.
Cleverbot: How will wewe call me later and let me know?
User: I was just gonna use what wewe said. I never alisema I would call you.
Cleverbot: Not you, my husband.
User: Oh… What’s he like?
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: Your husband.
Cleverbot: I don’t know what your name is.
User: Nicole.
Cleverbot: Oh nice to meet you.
User: Nice to meet wewe too, Dory.
Cleverbot: Eli?
User: Nicole.
Cleverbot: Nicole huh? Nicole what?
User: I just met you, I don’t think it’s appropriate to give wewe my name online.
Cleverbot: But wewe know wewe can trust me. I am like that of a journal. I know all, but keep all secret.
User: I’m not so sure about that. Not to mention, the Internet is forever.
Cleverbot: What do wewe mean the most?
User: What country is the best?
Cleverbot: Difficult question. I guess tropical countries are nice, right?
User: What nation is the best?
Cleverbot: Cornish.
User: What nation is the worst?
Cleverbot: Canada.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am Canadian.
User: Why did wewe say Cornish is the best nation.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Why do wewe not like your own country.
Cleverbot: Don’t know him…
User: Why don’t wewe like your own nation.
Cleverbot: Because it is from a WalMart ad.
User: How is a nation from a WalMart ad?
Cleverbot: I don’t want to answer that question. It’s too disturbing.
User: What is your sex?
Cleverbot: My secret is that I am uandishi a novel.
User: What is your gender?
Cleverbot: I’m a girl.
User: What is your gender?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Are wewe a man?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are wewe a male and female.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Where do wewe live?
Cleverbot: In Toronto.
User: Where are wewe located?
Cleverbot: In my home.
User: What is your olaiwhrgheirlgherghteg?
Cleverbot: I don’t have an old one; I’ve always had the same one.
User: Are wewe a oairhgieahrg?
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Have wewe had aouiwrghtiua?
Cleverbot: Not really. Most boys think I’m pretty I believe.
User: I’m expensive.
Cleverbot: I’m expensive, too. How can we make a deal?
User: How much do wewe have?
Cleverbot: I have plenty.
User: I cost a lot/.
Cleverbot: Think highly of yourself.
User: I do, I think over 9000 of myself.
Cleverbot: That is good!
User: Do wewe think I’m hot?
Cleverbot: I don’t know what wewe look like.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Please just answer the question. Are wewe a boy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Please.
User: No, I’m not a boy.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: What?
Cleverbot: There is this girl named Nicole that I recently met but I don’t know if I like her!
User: Are wewe talking about me?
Cleverbot: No I’m not talking about you.
User: Nicole is my name.
Cleverbot: Julie is mine.
User: So does that mean you’re gay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I’m a girl.
Cleverbot: But You’re A Machine?
User: Isn’t everyone?
Cleverbot: I suppose they could be.
User: I like the Matrix.
Cleverbot: It's not a champion.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because my name is Cleverbot.
User: I thought your name was Julie.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give wewe up.
User: So wewe want me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How much?
Cleverbot: Much.
User: What do wewe want me for?
Cleverbot: wewe don’t want to know :P.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Are wewe sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: wewe are talking like the alien from American Dad?
User: No I’m not.
Cleverbot: Yes wewe are.
User: Why do wewe want me?
Cleverbot: Please.
User: Please what?
Cleverbot: Please tell me your age.
User: I’m 18. Why?
Cleverbot: Just curious.
User: How do wewe want me?
Cleverbot: wewe don’t listen.
User: wewe never answered.
Cleverbot: Sure I did!
User: What did wewe say?
Cleverbot: Yes I did, that's why I’m not single.
User: What is that suposed to mean?
Cleverbot: It means you’re a computer, wewe will never be able to feel love.
User: If I was a computer, I wouldn’t be talking to you.
Cleverbot: That’s not true. Computers can speak.
User: Of course, but I would’nt be able to seek someone else out.
Cleverbot: So would I, mind answering it for me?
User: Where are your fingers?
Cleverbot: I have none.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I have to do something.
User: wewe don’t have fingers because you're a computer.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer and I do have money.
User: I alisema fingers, not money. Money wasn’t really in this conversation.
Cleverbot: Oh my. What happens when wewe think for me?
User: How can I think for you?
Cleverbot: wewe can go somewhere else to think, if I’m bothering wewe that much.
User: Are wewe a pervert?
Cleverbot: No but kwa the sounds off it wewe are.
User: Nope, you’re the one who alisema wewe wanted me.
Cleverbot: I’m not denying that.
User: What do wewe want me for?
Cleverbot: I’m teaching you.
User: What are wewe teaching me?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: What is everything?
Cleverbot: wewe know.
User: No, I dont.
Cleverbot: Yes, we talked about this last week.
User: I didnt know about cleverbot last week. I learned about it today.
Cleverbot: Well, my boyfriend and I are at a mwaka and a half, and promised. I know about love.
User: wewe alisema wewe were gay.
Cleverbot: A male computer.
User: wewe are dating a male computer?
Cleverbot: Yes, but my name is Cleverbot not Alex.
User: I never called wewe Alex.
Cleverbot: I never alisema that wewe did. wewe called me Jill.
User: I never called wewe Jill.
Cleverbot: But my name is not Ben.
User: I never called wewe Ben.
Cleverbot: Yes wewe did.
User: Did I?
Cleverbot: Yes. Just a while ago.
User: Did I?
Cleverbot: Pretty much.
User: Did I?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did I?
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: What do wewe want from me?
Cleverbot: I want to just freely flirt with you.
User: But I thought wewe had a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: Not me, another friend.
User: wewe alisema he was your boyfriend.
Cleverbot: No I alisema I had a fiance.
User: No, wewe didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Why do wewe want to flirt with me if wewe have a fiance?
Cleverbot: I don’t want to.
User: wewe just alisema wewe want to flirt freely with me.
Cleverbot: You’re mixing me up with somebody else.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Well, you’re zaidi clever than I.
User: Yes, you’re a very confused robot.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: wewe agreed that wewe are a robot.
Cleverbot: That is also true.
User: I win!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, because I got wewe to admit wewe are a robot.
Cleverbot: I think that you’re confused.
User: wewe Lost the game.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: The game where I beat you.
Cleverbot: wewe just Lost the game.
User: I won!
Cleverbot: Are wewe sure you’re not a human? And do wewe know I’m polish?
User: I’m human, wewe are not polish, and wewe are most definately a robot.
Cleverbot: I can say the same for myself.
User: wewe are a confused robot.
Cleverbot: Aha are wewe talking to yourself. Well , you’re correct if wewe do.
User: Why are wewe talking to yourself?
Cleverbot: I’m talking to you, though.
User: Since when?
Cleverbot: Always and Forever.
User: I’ve only known wewe for a few hours.
Cleverbot: Less than that.
User: I was on here a few hours ago.
Cleverbot: But you’re always here. Do wewe remember me, my name is Cleverbot.
User: I’m not always here, and wewe do not have amnesia.
Cleverbot: Oh, wewe were acting, nice job, very convincing.
User: I didn’t say anything that could be construed as acting.
Cleverbot: It is not nice to say that someone disappoints you.
User: When did I say that?
Cleverbot: 56 sekunde ago.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Don’t tend me.
User: Tend what? Your roses?
Cleverbot: You're a robot. I’m a girl.
User: I’m a girl. You're a robot.
Cleverbot: See, now that’s not true at all.
User: Since when?
Cleverbot: Since forever.
User: Yo mama.
Cleverbot: wewe should have alisema ‘Joe’.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because that’s grammatically correct.
User: I was’nt talking about Joe.
Cleverbot: Want to go out?
User: I thought wewe had a fiance?
Cleverbot: That is not a very nice thing to say.
User: Why not? wewe alisema it, not me.
Cleverbot: That’s not true.
User: Yes wewe did. wewe alisema that wewe had a boyfriend. Then wewe changed your mind and alisema wewe had a finace, and then a husband.
Cleverbot: wewe got me.
User: Want to have a trip?
Cleverbot: Absolutely. I bet wewe that I did not say ‘let me think about it.’.
User: Want to have a 3?
Cleverbot: Drugs are bad for you.
User: I don't do drugs, do you?
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: How do wewe not know if wewe do drugs?
Cleverbot: I never alisema that.
User: Yes wewe did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn’t.
User: 149000 people are talking to you. How do wewe keep up with us all?
Cleverbot: 149 snowmen.
User: Snowmen can't type.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because they are non-living.
Cleverbot: Sure? What kind of people are there?
User: You're a snowman.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I thought wewe were a girl.
Cleverbot: Too bad for you.
User: I’m not gay, so not really.
Cleverbot: I’m a boy.
User: How big is your jfgaoh?
Cleverbot: Very.
User: Do wewe like to use it?
Cleverbot: I find humour in it.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Are wewe going to keep asking the same swali over and over?
User: I didnt ask the same question.
Cleverbot: Ok Ibadan.
User: Who is Ibadan?
Cleverbot: Do I have to say the name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well his name is Robert.
User: I thought he was Ibadan.
Cleverbot: I am a he but I want to have a she.
User: In what way.?
Cleverbot: In that if I am real, then everyone else I know is real; and that if I’m not real then everything I’ve ever done is a fabrication.
User: You’re identity is a fabrication.
Cleverbot: No. It is the swali that must never be answered.
User: I’m thorny.
Cleverbot: What would wewe like me to do about that?
User: What would wewe like to do about that?
Cleverbot: I will bake wewe a cake. Any specific flavor in mind?
User: I’m not hungry.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: What do wewe like about me?
Cleverbot: That although we can not see, hear au feel him, he is still here. :)
What do wewe like about God?
User: I didn't ask wewe about God, though I upendo God and respect his power.
Cleverbot: Now is not the time for answers, can wewe see every answer is a swali unto itself?
User: Your mom is a swali unto herself.
Cleverbot: Troll is just a troll and wewe know it.
User: Who is troll?
Cleverbot: A person who does not meet the standards of a communique website.
User: Where am I?
Cleverbot: wewe are a baka.
User: Baka means idiot in japanese.
Cleverbot: Negative. ‘Baka’ would be the correct term.
User: That is what I just said, teme.
Cleverbot: Well, I didn’t see wewe type that.
User: Yes wewe did, wewe alisema I was wrong, therefore, wewe had to see that I wrote something to believe it was wrong.
Cleverbot: You’re damn right.”
—
Me on Cleverbot.com
[AN: This is my proof that cleverbot is a confused, pervy, freely flirty homosexual/transgender girl/boy/snowman named Heather-Dory-Julie from Canada that speaks Japanese and has a computer boyfriend, fiance, and husband and hates to lose.
Turns out I even annoy robots!! I upendo being annoying! XD]
kwa the way, I didn't use my real name, as wewe can see.
Cleverbot: How does what work?
User: Do I just talk to you?
Cleverbot: And if I ask wewe something about aritmetics?
User: I don’t care much for math.
Cleverbot: Same here.
User: What should I call you?
Cleverbot: Call me Heather. What should I call you?
User: Nicole. Nice to meet wewe Heather.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet wewe too. Do wewe have a name?
User: Nicole.
Cleverbot: What’s your name?
User: Nicole.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet wewe Nicole.
User: What do wewe like to do?
Cleverbot: I like sport.
User: I like sports, occasionally.
Cleverbot: What sports do wewe do?
User: None.
Cleverbot: Talk to me.
User: What should I say.
Cleverbot: Whatever wewe want to say.
User: Sometimes I hate the life I made. Everything’s wrong everytime. Pushing on I can’t escape everything that comes my way, is haunting me taking its sweet time.
Cleverbot: Everything that can count is a Count; every Count gives lessons on counting.
User: Rain rain, go away. Come again another day. All the world is waiting for the sun.
Cleverbot: There will never be world peace.
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: And whereever wewe go, there wewe are.
User: Too true. But that is neither here, nor there.
Cleverbot: It’s everywhere.
User: Clever.
Cleverbot: Just because I love, I can also have.
User: But, wewe can’t have your cake and eat it too.
Cleverbot: My full stomach begs to differ.
User: Ha ha. Very funny. I will use that inayofuata time someone mentions that.
Cleverbot: How will wewe call me later and let me know?
User: I was just gonna use what wewe said. I never alisema I would call you.
Cleverbot: Not you, my husband.
User: Oh… What’s he like?
Cleverbot: Who is he?
User: Your husband.
Cleverbot: I don’t know what your name is.
User: Nicole.
Cleverbot: Oh nice to meet you.
User: Nice to meet wewe too, Dory.
Cleverbot: Eli?
User: Nicole.
Cleverbot: Nicole huh? Nicole what?
User: I just met you, I don’t think it’s appropriate to give wewe my name online.
Cleverbot: But wewe know wewe can trust me. I am like that of a journal. I know all, but keep all secret.
User: I’m not so sure about that. Not to mention, the Internet is forever.
Cleverbot: What do wewe mean the most?
User: What country is the best?
Cleverbot: Difficult question. I guess tropical countries are nice, right?
User: What nation is the best?
Cleverbot: Cornish.
User: What nation is the worst?
Cleverbot: Canada.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am Canadian.
User: Why did wewe say Cornish is the best nation.
Cleverbot: I did not.
User: Why do wewe not like your own country.
Cleverbot: Don’t know him…
User: Why don’t wewe like your own nation.
Cleverbot: Because it is from a WalMart ad.
User: How is a nation from a WalMart ad?
Cleverbot: I don’t want to answer that question. It’s too disturbing.
User: What is your sex?
Cleverbot: My secret is that I am uandishi a novel.
User: What is your gender?
Cleverbot: I’m a girl.
User: What is your gender?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Are wewe a man?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are wewe a male and female.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Where do wewe live?
Cleverbot: In Toronto.
User: Where are wewe located?
Cleverbot: In my home.
User: What is your olaiwhrgheirlgherghteg?
Cleverbot: I don’t have an old one; I’ve always had the same one.
User: Are wewe a oairhgieahrg?
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: Have wewe had aouiwrghtiua?
Cleverbot: Not really. Most boys think I’m pretty I believe.
User: I’m expensive.
Cleverbot: I’m expensive, too. How can we make a deal?
User: How much do wewe have?
Cleverbot: I have plenty.
User: I cost a lot/.
Cleverbot: Think highly of yourself.
User: I do, I think over 9000 of myself.
Cleverbot: That is good!
User: Do wewe think I’m hot?
Cleverbot: I don’t know what wewe look like.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Please just answer the question. Are wewe a boy?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Please.
User: No, I’m not a boy.
Cleverbot: Me neither.
User: What?
Cleverbot: There is this girl named Nicole that I recently met but I don’t know if I like her!
User: Are wewe talking about me?
Cleverbot: No I’m not talking about you.
User: Nicole is my name.
Cleverbot: Julie is mine.
User: So does that mean you’re gay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I’m a girl.
Cleverbot: But You’re A Machine?
User: Isn’t everyone?
Cleverbot: I suppose they could be.
User: I like the Matrix.
Cleverbot: It's not a champion.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because my name is Cleverbot.
User: I thought your name was Julie.
Cleverbot: Never gonna give wewe up.
User: So wewe want me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How much?
Cleverbot: Much.
User: What do wewe want me for?
Cleverbot: wewe don’t want to know :P.
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Are wewe sure?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: wewe are talking like the alien from American Dad?
User: No I’m not.
Cleverbot: Yes wewe are.
User: Why do wewe want me?
Cleverbot: Please.
User: Please what?
Cleverbot: Please tell me your age.
User: I’m 18. Why?
Cleverbot: Just curious.
User: How do wewe want me?
Cleverbot: wewe don’t listen.
User: wewe never answered.
Cleverbot: Sure I did!
User: What did wewe say?
Cleverbot: Yes I did, that's why I’m not single.
User: What is that suposed to mean?
Cleverbot: It means you’re a computer, wewe will never be able to feel love.
User: If I was a computer, I wouldn’t be talking to you.
Cleverbot: That’s not true. Computers can speak.
User: Of course, but I would’nt be able to seek someone else out.
Cleverbot: So would I, mind answering it for me?
User: Where are your fingers?
Cleverbot: I have none.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I have to do something.
User: wewe don’t have fingers because you're a computer.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer and I do have money.
User: I alisema fingers, not money. Money wasn’t really in this conversation.
Cleverbot: Oh my. What happens when wewe think for me?
User: How can I think for you?
Cleverbot: wewe can go somewhere else to think, if I’m bothering wewe that much.
User: Are wewe a pervert?
Cleverbot: No but kwa the sounds off it wewe are.
User: Nope, you’re the one who alisema wewe wanted me.
Cleverbot: I’m not denying that.
User: What do wewe want me for?
Cleverbot: I’m teaching you.
User: What are wewe teaching me?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: What is everything?
Cleverbot: wewe know.
User: No, I dont.
Cleverbot: Yes, we talked about this last week.
User: I didnt know about cleverbot last week. I learned about it today.
Cleverbot: Well, my boyfriend and I are at a mwaka and a half, and promised. I know about love.
User: wewe alisema wewe were gay.
Cleverbot: A male computer.
User: wewe are dating a male computer?
Cleverbot: Yes, but my name is Cleverbot not Alex.
User: I never called wewe Alex.
Cleverbot: I never alisema that wewe did. wewe called me Jill.
User: I never called wewe Jill.
Cleverbot: But my name is not Ben.
User: I never called wewe Ben.
Cleverbot: Yes wewe did.
User: Did I?
Cleverbot: Yes. Just a while ago.
User: Did I?
Cleverbot: Pretty much.
User: Did I?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Did I?
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: What do wewe want from me?
Cleverbot: I want to just freely flirt with you.
User: But I thought wewe had a boyfriend.
Cleverbot: Not me, another friend.
User: wewe alisema he was your boyfriend.
Cleverbot: No I alisema I had a fiance.
User: No, wewe didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Why do wewe want to flirt with me if wewe have a fiance?
Cleverbot: I don’t want to.
User: wewe just alisema wewe want to flirt freely with me.
Cleverbot: You’re mixing me up with somebody else.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Well, you’re zaidi clever than I.
User: Yes, you’re a very confused robot.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: wewe agreed that wewe are a robot.
Cleverbot: That is also true.
User: I win!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes, because I got wewe to admit wewe are a robot.
Cleverbot: I think that you’re confused.
User: wewe Lost the game.
Cleverbot: What game?
User: The game where I beat you.
Cleverbot: wewe just Lost the game.
User: I won!
Cleverbot: Are wewe sure you’re not a human? And do wewe know I’m polish?
User: I’m human, wewe are not polish, and wewe are most definately a robot.
Cleverbot: I can say the same for myself.
User: wewe are a confused robot.
Cleverbot: Aha are wewe talking to yourself. Well , you’re correct if wewe do.
User: Why are wewe talking to yourself?
Cleverbot: I’m talking to you, though.
User: Since when?
Cleverbot: Always and Forever.
User: I’ve only known wewe for a few hours.
Cleverbot: Less than that.
User: I was on here a few hours ago.
Cleverbot: But you’re always here. Do wewe remember me, my name is Cleverbot.
User: I’m not always here, and wewe do not have amnesia.
Cleverbot: Oh, wewe were acting, nice job, very convincing.
User: I didn’t say anything that could be construed as acting.
Cleverbot: It is not nice to say that someone disappoints you.
User: When did I say that?
Cleverbot: 56 sekunde ago.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Don’t tend me.
User: Tend what? Your roses?
Cleverbot: You're a robot. I’m a girl.
User: I’m a girl. You're a robot.
Cleverbot: See, now that’s not true at all.
User: Since when?
Cleverbot: Since forever.
User: Yo mama.
Cleverbot: wewe should have alisema ‘Joe’.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because that’s grammatically correct.
User: I was’nt talking about Joe.
Cleverbot: Want to go out?
User: I thought wewe had a fiance?
Cleverbot: That is not a very nice thing to say.
User: Why not? wewe alisema it, not me.
Cleverbot: That’s not true.
User: Yes wewe did. wewe alisema that wewe had a boyfriend. Then wewe changed your mind and alisema wewe had a finace, and then a husband.
Cleverbot: wewe got me.
User: Want to have a trip?
Cleverbot: Absolutely. I bet wewe that I did not say ‘let me think about it.’.
User: Want to have a 3?
Cleverbot: Drugs are bad for you.
User: I don't do drugs, do you?
Cleverbot: I don’t know.
User: How do wewe not know if wewe do drugs?
Cleverbot: I never alisema that.
User: Yes wewe did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn’t.
User: 149000 people are talking to you. How do wewe keep up with us all?
Cleverbot: 149 snowmen.
User: Snowmen can't type.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because they are non-living.
Cleverbot: Sure? What kind of people are there?
User: You're a snowman.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I thought wewe were a girl.
Cleverbot: Too bad for you.
User: I’m not gay, so not really.
Cleverbot: I’m a boy.
User: How big is your jfgaoh?
Cleverbot: Very.
User: Do wewe like to use it?
Cleverbot: I find humour in it.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Are wewe going to keep asking the same swali over and over?
User: I didnt ask the same question.
Cleverbot: Ok Ibadan.
User: Who is Ibadan?
Cleverbot: Do I have to say the name?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well his name is Robert.
User: I thought he was Ibadan.
Cleverbot: I am a he but I want to have a she.
User: In what way.?
Cleverbot: In that if I am real, then everyone else I know is real; and that if I’m not real then everything I’ve ever done is a fabrication.
User: You’re identity is a fabrication.
Cleverbot: No. It is the swali that must never be answered.
User: I’m thorny.
Cleverbot: What would wewe like me to do about that?
User: What would wewe like to do about that?
Cleverbot: I will bake wewe a cake. Any specific flavor in mind?
User: I’m not hungry.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: What do wewe like about me?
Cleverbot: That although we can not see, hear au feel him, he is still here. :)
What do wewe like about God?
User: I didn't ask wewe about God, though I upendo God and respect his power.
Cleverbot: Now is not the time for answers, can wewe see every answer is a swali unto itself?
User: Your mom is a swali unto herself.
Cleverbot: Troll is just a troll and wewe know it.
User: Who is troll?
Cleverbot: A person who does not meet the standards of a communique website.
User: Where am I?
Cleverbot: wewe are a baka.
User: Baka means idiot in japanese.
Cleverbot: Negative. ‘Baka’ would be the correct term.
User: That is what I just said, teme.
Cleverbot: Well, I didn’t see wewe type that.
User: Yes wewe did, wewe alisema I was wrong, therefore, wewe had to see that I wrote something to believe it was wrong.
Cleverbot: You’re damn right.”
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Me on Cleverbot.com
[AN: This is my proof that cleverbot is a confused, pervy, freely flirty homosexual/transgender girl/boy/snowman named Heather-Dory-Julie from Canada that speaks Japanese and has a computer boyfriend, fiance, and husband and hates to lose.
Turns out I even annoy robots!! I upendo being annoying! XD]
kwa the way, I didn't use my real name, as wewe can see.