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added by Haley-Lautner
This Taylor/Jacob shabiki Girls picha contains suti biashara, biashara suti, nyayo, suti ya nguo, seti, seti ya nguo, kipande mbili, kipande mbili suti, mapumziko suti, kipande ya mbili, mbili kipande suti, and suti ya mapumziko. There might also be suti mavazi, mavazi kamili, tailcoat, mkia kanzu, mikia, nyeupe tie, nyeupe tie na mikia, suti ya mavazi, mavazi ya kamili, kanzu ya mkia, tai nyeupe, tai nyeupe na mikia, slack suti, suti slack, single breasted koti, and jacket moja ya matiti.
hahaaha I found this on deviantart.com and thought that it was pretty funny. XD Tell me what wewe think.
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that mbwa make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim wewe have imprinted. Say wewe upendo him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black
10. Never use English around him – instead, bark.
9. Call him a space heater.
8. Tell him that mbwa make good pets, not good partners.
7. Ask him if he has RSVPed to the wedding yet.
6. Inform him that real men sparkle.
5. Walk up to him and claim wewe have imprinted. Say wewe upendo him and demand his paw in marriage.
4. Tell him that even though he may run at a boiling 108.9 degrees, Bella doesn’t find him hot.
3. Inquire as to how Leah is… and if he dreams about Sam the way Leah dreams about Bella.
2. Ask him if he likes to do things… doggy style.
And the Number One way to annoy Jacob Black?
1. Make him a day-by-day flip calendar, counting down the amount of time Bella will remain human.
