Ten/River & Eleven/River

The Doctor ran into the TARDIS, slammed the door shut and slid down to the floor exhausted. He should never have asked those sontarans who aliiba all their handbags.
‘Well, that was unsuccessful.’ He alisema lifting himself to his feet.
‘Doctor!’ someone was banging on the door. ‘Doctor, let me in!.’ He opened the doors to find River, shooting at a couple of sontarans before coming in, still firing. ‘Well shut the doors!.’ The Doctor did so. ‘Well, that was unsuccessful.’ She put her gun back in her belt.
‘River, what are wewe doing?.’
‘Sontarans, never ask if their on a hen...