A relative sent this to me... I found it hilarious, I hope wewe do to!
'The pasta, tambi Diet'
The pasta, tambi Diet and Your Health
ITALIAN pasta, tambi DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!
1.. wewe walk pasta, tambi da bakery.
2... wewe walka pasta, tambi da Candy store.
3.. wewe walka pasta, tambi da Ice Cream shop.
4. wewe walka pasta, tambi da meza, jedwali and fridge.
wewe will lose weight!
AND....
For those of wewe who watch what wewe eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer moyo attacks than
the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer moyo attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer moyo attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer moyo attacks than the English.
5.. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer moyo attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what wewe like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
'The pasta, tambi Diet'
The pasta, tambi Diet and Your Health
ITALIAN pasta, tambi DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !!
1.. wewe walk pasta, tambi da bakery.
2... wewe walka pasta, tambi da Candy store.
3.. wewe walka pasta, tambi da Ice Cream shop.
4. wewe walka pasta, tambi da meza, jedwali and fridge.
wewe will lose weight!
AND....
For those of wewe who watch what wewe eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat
and suffer fewer moyo attacks than
the English.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat
and suffer fewer moyo attacks than the English.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine
and suffer fewer moyo attacks than the English.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine
and suffer fewer moyo attacks than the English.
5.. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats
and suffer fewer moyo attacks than the English.
CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what wewe like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.