My dad doesn't want me to see the hunger games anymore because he alisema he doesn't want to attempt some of the "stupid" stunts. So please help me cause me and my Marafiki want to see it Tuesday.

Tell your dad he's a dipfuck to think that you'd really get a kick outta getting ripped apart kwa CGI canine monstrosities.

No don't do that that'll only get wewe in trouble. Okay The Hunger games is rated PG- MOTHERFUCKING 13 for a reason. It's relatively mild. If I had my drathers I'd have made it rated R and not have watered down the scenes from the book but hell it's 'young adult' literature so oh fucking well. Peeta keeps his leg. But that's beside the point.

Now. I'm assuming you've read the book, and I really hope wewe have cause it makes the inayofuata part really simple. Use knowledge from the book to let him know that most of those damn 'stupid stunts' are fucking IMPOSSIBLE to pull off in a normal setting.

"Yeah dad lemme just navigate around this fucking field of buried C4 to go get some chakula in a backpack AAHAHAHAHAHA I bought ExPlOsivES!"

Not gonna happen. Also, if wewe do try the 'stunts' wewe will most likely die. And that's not the authors intention.

Your pops needs to suck it up.

Stupid stunts?
Pfft.
kwa stupid stunts, wewe mean murdering teenagers, tumbling out of trees, racing against fires, that sort of thing?
Ha. Please.
Your dad is overreacting. Go watch the movie, and may the odds be EVER in your favor.

Well,I guess wewe should just tell him straight up what wewe think! Okay. So this is just me telling the truth.
~~~ There is no way in hell that wewe can perform the stunts in The Hunger Games. People don't intend for wewe all to attempt them. The stunts are pulled off with strings,matresses...etc. There is no way in hell that the producers would want wewe doing shit like that. I know that this may seem mean,but your dad needs to get over it and realize that the stunts are impossible to do in real life.

um.. im pretty sure your sane enough not to set a forest on moto and try to outrun it, bury explosives in your yard around a pyrmid of chakula and challenge Marafiki to grab a cookie without going bye-bye, steal a bunch of huge mbwa and teach them to kill people before letting them loose at your school, buy a sword on ebay and go on a stabbing spree, posion some berries and give them to a friend, au try to climb a mti at a park and shoot anyone that passes kwa with a bow and arrow.
in order to do any "stupid stunts", wewe would need about ten pounds of C4, some deteonater device and a motion sensor, plus a bunch of bila mpangilio chemicals, and know how to build a military-grade bomb. wewe would also need to steal some very large and dangerous mbwa from the nearby pound, 50 gallons of gasoline and 10 lighters to set a forest on fire. i mean seriosly!! ur dad thinks wewe know where to kwa 10 pounds of c4 without getting arrested, and how to build a bomb that could blow up the whitehouse?

Just tell him u r mature enough to handle the fact that the stunts in the movie are highly dangerous and u know tht u would never attempt them, besides hes overreacting unless yr some crazy unstable kid who always commits dangerous stuff (which i doubt is true) then he has nothing to worry about! hope this helps!!

Well first off, the stunts aren't anything any reasonable person would try to emulate. Just assure him that he has nothing to worry about.

Just don't watch it. I am not allowed. I don't think. (I have not asked)

It's just a movie. It's fiction. That's like taking away cinderella from a kid because pumpkins don't drive people to balls.