The Muppets - Twilight Parody

We are currently trapped in an elevator. alisema Scooter Tell me something i don't already know. alisema Kermit sarcastically Does anyone have a plan to get us out of here? asked Walter Don't worry Walter, i'm sure someone will think of something. alisema Kermit Bunsen, wewe got any ideas for how to get us out of this elevator? asked Kermit I would like to point out that at this present moment, we currently have no way of getting out of this elevator. alisema Bunsen So much for that bright idea. alisema Kermit Luckily though, Beaker is in here with us and might think of something. alisema Bunsen In fact he has...

Throughout the course of so many years, every tv special brings us new muppets, and with so many now, I thought I'd do a orodha of 30 of them
1. Kermit: So he might not exactly know how to defend himself against Miss Piggy's karate chops, but one thing's for sure: he is the voice of reason and is the type who never gives up, well unless wewe count the time Tex Richman forced him and his Marafiki to leave in the 2011 movie, other than that, he never gives up.
2. Fozzie: His jokes might not very many laughs, but like Kermit, he never gives up.
3. Gonzo: If any group of characters needs an unidentifiable...

Okay, so I know Muppets Most Wanted has came and went, but I just thought I'd share with wewe all a orodha of 20 obscure muppets that should of have been in Muppets Most Wanted, so without further ado, let's begin our countdown:
1. Clifford: Okay, so he hasn't been used at all lately and didn't appear in The Muppets, but still.
2 . Mad Monty: It's a shame that him, Bad Polly, and Clueless morgan weren't gulag prisoners in this film.
3 . Louis Kazagger: Poor Louis Kazagger being left out of the newer films. I excepted him to be in The Muppets, but old muppets are bound to be shoved at the bottom of...

1. Remember the person who played Loki in The Avengers and Young Captain Hook in The Pirate Fairy? wewe guessed it. That is Tom Hiddleston.
2. Modern Family's Phil Dunphy is played kwa the same actor as. Jean Pierre Napoleon. That's right. Who knew Ty Burrell was so good at switching between his roles as Phil and Jean?
3. Ever watched the 2005 movie Valiant? Well you'd be surprised to know the same person who played Bugsy is the same person who plays Dominic Badguy in this movie. That's right. Ricky Gervais is the actor behind both characters.
4. Look on the ice wall. See anyone familiar? Those...

Wayne and Wanda were hungry one night and decided to stop off at an Italian restaurant to get something to eat. They found an empty meza, jedwali at the back of the restaurant and sat down. As soon they sat down at their table, Jacques Roach appeared. Can I start wewe off with some drinks? asked Jacques Roach Sure, but wewe can make that a drink to share? asked Wayne Of course. What would wewe like to drink? asked Jacques Roach strawberry lemonade. alisema Wayne. Okay, your drink will be ready shortly. alisema Jacques Roach And make sure to bring two straws back. alisema Wayne as Jacques disappeared into the kitchen....