This is the sekunde time Constantine and Dominic Badguy have got away with their antics. alisema Kermit First they turn us into cartoons, now they trap us in their crowded closet. alisema Kermit It's not all bad. At least we're all present and accounted for. alisema Fozzie I refuse to believe this is an antic. I'm sure Dominic Badguy and Constantine will be back to let us out. alisema Gonzo No. I don't think so. They would of have came back if they did want to let us out at all. alisema Kermit It seems just about everybody has followed here. Even Mad Monty, Clueless Morgan, Polly Lobster, and all their pirate buddies followed us here. alisema Walter I never would of have guessed those two would of have stooped so low as to trap us here. alisema Polly lobster, kamba Who? asked Miss Piggy Dominic Badguy and Constantine. alisema Polly lobster, kamba I am squished, h'okay. alisema Pepe Oh sorry. I didn't know wewe were squished. alisema Bobo Don't feel bad. Dominic Badguy and Constantine trapped me here too. alisema Long John Silver How many people have followed us to this closet? asked Walter I don't know. But if this closet gets too full, it will fall over. alisema Kermit Nonsense. This closet weighs over 10 tons. It can support the weight of anyone. alisema Polly lobster, kamba Is there no one else that can follow to this closet? asked Kermit Nope. This closet is about as full as it can get. In the closet with us right now are: you, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, Walter, Fozzie, Animal, Dr. Teeth, Floyd, Janice, Lips, Zoot, Mad Monty, Clueless Morgan, Polly Lobster, Walleye Pike, Spotted Dick, One-Eyed Jack, Calico, Blind Pew, Black Dog, Angel Marie, Jacques Roach, Old Tom, Crazy Harry, Bobo, Uncle Deadly, Sweetums, me, Lew Zealand, Long John Silver, The Swedish Chef, Sam the Eagle, Beauregard, Wayne and Wanda, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beaker and Rowlf. alisema Scooter Why don't wewe try wewe hitting your fist on the door while repeating Constantine's name three times to see if it works? asked Scooter It's worth a try. Here goes: Constantine! Constantine!! Constantine!!! yelled Kermit three times Nothing worked. It's official. We're trapped. alisema Kermit Can whoever's sitting on my dear Wanda get off her? asked Wayne That would be me sitting on her. wewe got a problem with it? asked Mad Monty Now look here wewe two. Resorting to violence won't solve anything. We will get out of here even if it means we have to ally with the enemy. alisema Wanda Fine. We'll shake on it and make a truce with wewe guys just this once. alisema Mad Monty Excellent. alisema Wanda It's decided then. Walter, Animal, and Fozzie, i think wewe guys should partner up with Polly Lobster, Clueless Morgan, and Mad Monty. alisema Kermit Okay, Kermit. alisema Walter Now let's get out of here, shall we. alisema Kermit It's no use. They put a piece of ply wood in between the closet handles. alisema Kermit The closet, instead of opening fell over, causing everyone to continue getting uncomfortable. I am squished, h'okay. This better not be Bobo who's sitting on me. alisema Pepe Pepe used his hand to feel the fur, manyoya texture of the person sitting on him. Something tells me this is not Bobo, h'okay. alisema Pepe