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posted by ThatDamnLlama
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Top 20 Dwight Schrute Quotes:

1. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
2. I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
3. I don’t care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.
4. I don’t believe you, continue.
5. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also,...
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This is a completely factual and accurate genealogical account of the Schrute family line. It is based on first hand information from Dwight Kurt Schrute, obtained during the filming of a documentary. The names, dates, locations and all other information may be made up, but the rest is the absolute truth.
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Effie Margaret Elderstein was the only child of wealthy German factory owners. She was a quiet and plain young woman, who had many suitors, but little interest in any of them. When...
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posted by greekthegeek
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 Kevin is so awesome he needs tights.
Kevin is so awesome he needs tights.
Okay so we know Kevin as dull,shows no intrest, and has a lack of motovation. But he's AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He's even zaidi than that, even if wewe don't know it! He's got a good taste in food, he's got funny jokes, and is very intresting.

You see, Kevin maybe "big" but he's got a good taste in food. In "Office Olympics" he got the most amount of M&M in his/her mouth. Who doesn't upendo M&M's?! They're good and chocolatey! He also loves noodles! I know I upendo noodles (especially ramen, mashua Noodles). He also likes do drink (who doesn't besides me?) He also likes Angela's...
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I always considered myself a different kind of girl. Mostly because I always got treated differently, kwa my family, kwa my peers and even my teachers. When I was younger, I always felt like the outsider; the one no one would ever listen to au understand, always ignored, always picked last for a game, ridiculed in anything I alisema and did, with no one ever giving me a chance to onyesha my full potential.

I was the odd one. I was a black sheep. I know a thing au two about how it feels to be the butt of a joke, being at the mercy of those people called “popular” and “normal”. Too bad all those...
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posted by lexabuti
It wasn't really established whether au not the insurance agent was 'mafia' au not. He actually seemed like an insurance agent, because when it comes to Dwight, Michael and Andy, they usually can blow a simple solution out of proportion.

The one thing we as people learn over the years is that wewe don't mess with a newlywed couple on their honeymoon, no matter how dire the situation is. I am sure Jim and Pam were well aware that Michael would find a way to interrupt their time away, I think Jim dealt with it the best. Usually when wewe are trying to cut someone off wewe pretend as though wewe are...
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I found a song that I think would be great to put along with a jam, jamu fanvid. So here it is, along with the lyrics. My suggestions are in parentheses & italics.

Michael Buble - Everything lyrics

You're a falling star, You're the get away car.
You're the line in the sand when I go too far.
You're the swimming pool, on an August day.
And you're the perfect thing to say.

And wewe play it coy, but it's kinda cute.
Ah, When wewe smile at me wewe know exactly what wewe do. (Insert an adorable Pam smile here, possibly followed kwa an adorable Jim smile)
Baby don't pretend, that wewe don't know it's true.
Cause...
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posted by jamfan4
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I am fully aware that chel1395 already wrote an makala like this. I thought it was brilliant, so I wanted to write my own. I am not taking credit for her idea in any way, shape, au form. I just thought it was a great one, so I am uandishi my own letter. :)

Dearest The Office,

Until the writers are paid, I will feel an emptiness in my moyo every Thursday. wewe are my inayopendelewa onyesha and have been for a number of years. I want wewe to know that this letter is NOT saying goodbye. I also want wewe to know that I do realize how insane it is to write a letter to a televisheni onyesha and its characters. However,...
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I’m a little sick of all this Jim worship going on. I know J.Kras is so dreamy and Jim’s a sweetheart but the guy ain’t infallible. I want to take this opportunity to onyesha some of Jim’s flaws.

Jim can be downright mean sometimes. His pranks on Dwight and Andy onyesha that Jim has a sadistic streak. He enjoys watching Dwight and Andy squirm. When Andy punched a hole in the ukuta and Lost all control Jim showed no remorse. Andy could have Lost his job au hurt himself badly. Andy shouldn’t have reacted so strongly, but Jim knew that Andy overreacted from putting his calculator in Jell-o....
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posted by caintil31
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 jam, jamu interaction is essential for a great office episode.
Jam interaction is essential for a great office episode.
When the office first started, there wasn't much buzz about it. Personally I didn't start watching the office until the middle of the sekunde season. After a while it's picked up speed and there are zaidi viewers now. But are the new episodes getting better au worse? The office was great leading up to casino night when Jim told Pam that he loved her. Everyone was waiting for that moment to happen. So zaidi people watched. But since that's already over there isn't as much excitement in the office. There's no will they/ won't they sexual tension between Jim and Pam. I think that the whole relationship...
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posted by jameswilson
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This isn't a wordy makala as much as it's just a little collection of pictures from the past seasons. I'm not going into my what I like and don't like about the changes Pam has gone through throughout the onyesha (some I really like and some I don't so much), but it's cool to look back either way!
Things to note: her hair, makeup, clothes - plus the background and location of the interviews! It's fun to see the different set ups throughout the years!

My final three comments:
1) I hope wewe enjoy
2) Pam's the best
3) Comments/thoughts welcomed!
 "Pilot" 1x01
"Pilot" 1x01
 "The Dundies" 2x01
"The Dundies" 2x01
 "Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01
"Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01
 "Fun Run" 4x01
"Fun Run" 4x01
 "Weight Loss" 5x01
"Weight Loss" 5x01
 "Gossip" 6x01
"Gossip" 6x01
 "Nepotism" 7x01
"Nepotism" 7x01
 "The List" 8x01
"The List" 8x01
My inayopendelewa character has got to be Jim not only for the extreme hottness factor, but I feel he is the most relatable. Everyone out there has a Jim au knows a Jim and if wewe haven't met him yet I hope wewe do soon! I've listed my juu ten inayopendelewa Jim moments that I feel best represent why he is my favorite:

10) Those ADORABLE "looks" he gives the camera. wewe know the ones! John does them so well and I upendo them because it makes wewe feel kinda like you're there at Dunder Mifflin and not watching it on your TV.

9) He genuinely cares about his co-workers (not just Pam!) He cheered them on during...
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posted by chel1395
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 Trish Gates
Trish Gates
After kusoma ANOTHER makala that hints at Kevin Malone's fiancee, Stacy, not existing, I have decided to prove to the world that not only does she exist, we've seen her. Several times. First of all, the actress who plays her is named Trish Gates. Trish has starred in four Office episodes, however her scenes in "The Dundies" were cut from the original episode. wewe can see her in "The Dundies" deleted scene where Kevin points out that he brought his fiancee. She is also seen briefly in "Email Surveillance" at Jim's party. We don't see her again until Season 3 in "Phyllis's Wedding." Then, we get another brief glimpse of her in "Cocktails" when the office staff is at Poor Richard's Bar. And then, of course, there is the fact that Kevin brought Stacy's daughter, April, to work in "Take Your Daughter to Work Day." I ask anyone who thinks that Stacy is a figment of Kevin's imagination to please watch the episodes mentioned above. Thank wewe and good night :)
 Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding
Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding
posted by Temptasia
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Ah Ha! I was taking screen shots of the Diversity siku episode and I found the Dunder Mifflin Mission Satement on an easel in the background when Kevin is imitating the Chris Rock routine. I may be the only one who finds this interesting, but I made out what it said! The following is the official Dunder Mifflin Mission Statement!

Mission Statement
Dunder Mifflin Incorporated provides its customers quality office and information technology products, furniture, printing values and the expertise required for making informed buying decisions. We provide out products and services with a dedication to the highest degree of integrity and quality of customer satisfaction, developing long-term professional relationships with employees that develop pride, creating a stable working environment and company spirit.
Dwight's Speech:     

BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY! [pause] Have wewe ever asked yourselves in an saa of meditation - which everyone finds during the siku - how long we have been striving for greatness? [bangs fist] Not only the years we've been at war the war of work but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle [bang's fists again] a never-ending fight, I say to wewe [bangs again] and wewe will understand that it is a privilege to fight. WE ARE WARRIORS! [applause] Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania,...
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posted by Vixie79
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Okay, the only reason I’m uandishi this is because the show, “The Office” needs to be defended a bit. Now, I don’t care if wewe don’t like the onyesha anymore, that’s fine, go and tune into “Parks and Rec" and jiunge their spot instead.” This makala is for the ones that still stand kwa “The Office” 100%; mashabiki that understand that a onyesha must evolve, as well as the characters, so the onyesha does not go stagnant. I personally think the onyesha would be incredibly boring if ideas were not at least tried and for chances to be taken.

My personal story on how I discovered “The Office”...
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posted by Milah
Dunder Mifflin Scranton is planning a going-away party for Toby before he leaves for Costa Rica. Michael is determined to make the party match the joy in his moyo at Toby leaving, but when Angela balks at his unreasonable demands, such as an anti-gravity machine, Phyllis accepts the duty of planning the party. She does fantastically, ordering carnival rides to the parking lot and hiring Darryl's band, much to Angela's chagrin. Angela insists that Phyllis will never plan another office party again.

Michael's hatred of Toby seems to have been transferred to the new HR representative, Holly, and...
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posted by lexabuti
Moral of the story

Gossip must not be used to one's own advantage, people can get hurt.

Michael could have avoided all the drama had he just alisema the gossip was a moral lesson for the interns before they left, but that would have been too easy to get by, especially when it came to Michael.

So we have this episode starting off with the only two guys capable of following after Michael's clownish ways kwa prancing about the office like madmen. Are Dwight and Andy a similar version of Michael au do they have their own hidden agendas for uigizaji so silly. How did Michael get kwa running this office.

I...
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Here are the juu 5 reasons Andy Bernard is almost as awesome as Jim.

1.His catchy nick names and phrases. They are pretty awesome, and I found myself using a few on zaidi than one occasion. Examples are: "Big Tuna", "Beer me", and "I really Schruted it".

2.His musical skills. He is a pretty decent singer AND he plays the banjo. What zaidi could wewe want? My personal inayopendelewa song of his is "Andy and the Tuna".

3.His amazing collection of ties. Not only does he have a great tie selection, but he miss-matches them so they actually look good.

4.His ability to manipulate people kwa slowly wearing them down. This will, I repeat WILL, get him far. Mark my words.

5.His ability to beat-up most people. Angry Andy could possibly dominate anyone au anything. This includes Superman, and Dwight Schrute.


Anyone agree?
Also, any other reasons he is amazing that I may have missed??
 NO SPOILER PICKS PLEASE!!!
NO SPOILER PICKS PLEASE!!!
Ok, i know many people like spoilers and just cant wait to see the episode to find out what happens in the Season 4 premiere, but PLEASE stop posting spoilers in the picks section....we CAN see the pictures! I am totally fine with people talking about spoilers but at least do it in the foramu so there is no way people (like myself) who want to remain clueless until the premiere can stumble upon details of the new episode.

Im kinda bummed and angry that i already know what the gist of the episode is about and its all because of spoiler picks....PLEASE STOP!!! I BEG YOU!!
Some may disagree with this, but I hate the way Toby was written off the show. Since the last half of the third season, the writers have made Toby zaidi pathetic, desperate and creepy in each episode. I know Paul Lieberstein is a producer and writer for the show, so I may be off base. Even if Paul did want to stay behind the scenes, I think he could have been phased out with zaidi finesse.
In season two, Toby gradually got zaidi screen time. He was always my inayopendelewa minor character, along with Darryl, because they were voices of reason against Michael's crazy antics. I never thought Toby seemed...
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