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posted by ThatDamnLlama
Top 20 Dwight Schrute Quotes:

1. When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had adsorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.
2. I am faster than 80% of all snakes.
3. I don’t care what Jim says, that is not Benjamin Franklin. I am 99% sure.
4. I don’t believe you, continue.
5. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also,...
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 Dwight, my inayopendelewa character
Dwight, my favorite character
As we all know the office is one of the funniest shows in televisheni (if not the funniest) I decided to make a juu 10 of my inayopendelewa characters. kwa the way this is from 1 being my inayopendelewa and 10 being my least inayopendelewa of the ten.

1. Dwight
Dwight believes everything anyone says and takes everyone really seriously when it's clearly a joke. As well I like how he is a super nerd. Nerds are just funny to me for some reason.
2. Andy
Although Dwight is uchungu, chungu enemy with Andy and I did hate how he got rid of Dwight but I still upendo how he can make awesome catchphrase for example dawsome,Beer me,sorry...
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Summary: In ‘Night Out’ we heard that Michael has been going on some really bad dates, but we didn’t get to see them. Thankfully, I happen to know one of the cameramen and he let me watch footage from three of Michael’s dates. The following is a transcription of the video for your kusoma pleasure. :D

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DATE #1

(Michael is standing outside Poor Richards)

Michael: (to the camera) So, this is my first real tarehe since Jan and I broke up. Her name is Helen and she’s the daughter...
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I found a song that I think would be great to put along with a jam, jamu fanvid. So here it is, along with the lyrics. My suggestions are in parentheses & italics.

Michael Buble - Everything lyrics

You're a falling star, You're the get away car.
You're the line in the sand when I go too far.
You're the swimming pool, on an August day.
And you're the perfect thing to say.

And wewe play it coy, but it's kinda cute.
Ah, When wewe smile at me wewe know exactly what wewe do. (Insert an adorable Pam smile here, possibly followed kwa an adorable Jim smile)
Baby don't pretend, that wewe don't know it's true.
Cause...
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I’m a little sick of all this Jim worship going on. I know J.Kras is so dreamy and Jim’s a sweetheart but the guy ain’t infallible. I want to take this opportunity to onyesha some of Jim’s flaws.

Jim can be downright mean sometimes. His pranks on Dwight and Andy onyesha that Jim has a sadistic streak. He enjoys watching Dwight and Andy squirm. When Andy punched a hole in the ukuta and Lost all control Jim showed no remorse. Andy could have Lost his job au hurt himself badly. Andy shouldn’t have reacted so strongly, but Jim knew that Andy overreacted from putting his calculator in Jell-o....
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posted by kathiria82
hujambo guys! Everyone who is a shabiki of The Office must know about the new website, Dunder Mifflin Infinity. In case wewe don't already know, Dunder Mifflin Infinity (DMI) is the new online division of Dunder Mifflin, Inc. Paper Company. This gives all us die-hard office mashabiki a chance to not only interact with each other but it makes us feel like we work at Dunder Mifflin. For zaidi in-depth information on this amazing new website go to link. I am proud to say that I work for the Independence MO Branch and the Regional Manager is our very own link. She always gets the best and latest news on our favorite...
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posted by jameswilson
This isn't a wordy makala as much as it's just a little collection of pictures from the past seasons. I'm not going into my what I like and don't like about the changes Pam has gone through throughout the onyesha (some I really like and some I don't so much), but it's cool to look back either way!
Things to note: her hair, makeup, clothes - plus the background and location of the interviews! It's fun to see the different set ups throughout the years!

My final three comments:
1) I hope wewe enjoy
2) Pam's the best
3) Comments/thoughts welcomed!
 "Pilot" 1x01
"Pilot" 1x01
 "The Dundies" 2x01
"The Dundies" 2x01
 "Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01
"Gay Witch Hunt" 3x01
 "Fun Run" 4x01
"Fun Run" 4x01
 "Weight Loss" 5x01
"Weight Loss" 5x01
 "Gossip" 6x01
"Gossip" 6x01
 "Nepotism" 7x01
"Nepotism" 7x01
 "The List" 8x01
"The List" 8x01
There’s Newfoundland and Labrador,
Saskatchewan, Ontario,
Quebec, Alberta, Manitoba,
New Brunswick and Nova Scotia.

Prince Edward Island’s very small,
but British Columbia tops them all!

[And that's where Vancouver is.]

But… before I finish up my story,
wewe should know the territories.

There are only three so I’ll be quick,
the Yukon, Northwest, and Nunavut.

If wewe want to have a ball,
there’s Saskatoon and Montreal.

And if wewe want to pack your sacks,
we’ll be going off the Halifax.

And if you’re looking for a wife,
be sure to visit Yellowknife.

NATURAL RESOURCES!

Perennial geraniums,
nickel–think uranium,
are filling up my cranium,
the exports that they boast.

Keep going? No? Ingrates.
Angela Martin is pretty much my inayopendelewa character. As a die-hard Office shabiki I upendo every single character but Angela comes out on top. I know a lot of wewe are big mashabiki of Jim, Dwight, and the other "main characters" of the show. So, I am just going to onyesha some reasons why Angela is awesome.

She is one of those that wewe would just hate if wewe actually knew her.
Okay, this is my worst reason but it works. Obviously, many of the Office characters are
like this. But that's what make those characters hilarious. If I knew an Angela I would probably not be uandishi why she was awesome. So, yeah...
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This is a completely factual and accurate genealogical account of the Schrute family line. It is based on first hand information from Dwight Kurt Schrute, obtained during the filming of a documentary. The names, dates, locations and all other information may be made up, but the rest is the absolute truth.
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Effie Margaret Elderstein was the only child of wealthy German factory owners. She was a quiet and plain young woman, who had many suitors, but little interest in any of them. When...
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posted by chel1395
 Trish Gates
Trish Gates
After kusoma ANOTHER makala that hints at Kevin Malone's fiancee, Stacy, not existing, I have decided to prove to the world that not only does she exist, we've seen her. Several times. First of all, the actress who plays her is named Trish Gates. Trish has starred in four Office episodes, however her scenes in "The Dundies" were cut from the original episode. wewe can see her in "The Dundies" deleted scene where Kevin points out that he brought his fiancee. She is also seen briefly in "Email Surveillance" at Jim's party. We don't see her again until Season 3 in "Phyllis's Wedding." Then, we get another brief glimpse of her in "Cocktails" when the office staff is at Poor Richard's Bar. And then, of course, there is the fact that Kevin brought Stacy's daughter, April, to work in "Take Your Daughter to Work Day." I ask anyone who thinks that Stacy is a figment of Kevin's imagination to please watch the episodes mentioned above. Thank wewe and good night :)
 Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding
Stacy and Kevin at Phyllis's wedding
I always considered myself a different kind of girl. Mostly because I always got treated differently, kwa my family, kwa my peers and even my teachers. When I was younger, I always felt like the outsider; the one no one would ever listen to au understand, always ignored, always picked last for a game, ridiculed in anything I alisema and did, with no one ever giving me a chance to onyesha my full potential.

I was the odd one. I was a black sheep. I know a thing au two about how it feels to be the butt of a joke, being at the mercy of those people called “popular” and “normal”. Too bad all those...
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 Gallery Form - Best For Finding A Particular Scene
Gallery Form - Best For Finding A Particular Scene
The following is a orodha of websites where wewe can find The Office screencaps.

For those unfamiliar with the terms found below: "Gallery Form" means the site has ilitumwa their screencaps in a form where wewe can view all of the nyara without downloading (see image on right), but if wewe want to save an image, wewe must do so one kwa one. "Zip File Form" means the site has saved all the screencaps in one file and wewe can download them all to your computer. The Gallery Form works best if wewe are just looking for one specific scene. The screencaps listed as "HDTV" were capped in high definition and are...
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Ah Ha! I was taking screen shots of the Diversity siku episode and I found the Dunder Mifflin Mission Satement on an easel in the background when Kevin is imitating the Chris Rock routine. I may be the only one who finds this interesting, but I made out what it said! The following is the official Dunder Mifflin Mission Statement!

Mission Statement
Dunder Mifflin Incorporated provides its customers quality office and information technology products, furniture, printing values and the expertise required for making informed buying decisions. We provide out products and services with a dedication to the highest degree of integrity and quality of customer satisfaction, developing long-term professional relationships with employees that develop pride, creating a stable working environment and company spirit.
posted by pencilcup
"This is why I do it. This is what I have to come nyumbani to." - snoring Jan -

They got me from the get go. Just to see Michael Scott appear on my screen again made me feel all warm inside. Yes he's back! I shout.
And then he speaks.
Warm, fuzzy feeling gone, replaced kwa that o so familiar cringe that I upendo so much. The good kind of cringe that only Michael Scott can provide.

September the 27th had been marked in my calendar for... well forever it seemed. As weeks passed and The siku drew closer and closer, my expectations, hopes, and speculations became zaidi and zaidi frantic and mixed.
There were...
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link Review kwa Connie Norberg

Kevin Malone begins our hilarious episode with his “Kevins Famous Chili” as he walks into the building with his very big pot of homemade chili. With the elevators out of order, he is forced to walk the chili all the way to the office. Unfortunately, he doesn’t make it far before it spills onto the carpeted floor. So he looks around for something to scoop it up with and put back into the pot. Using 2 folders, he slops the now contaminated chili back into the pot, while falling directly into the spill; his suit is covered in chili.

Meanwhile, Michael Scott holds...
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Dwight's Speech:     

BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY! [pause] Have wewe ever asked yourselves in an saa of meditation - which everyone finds during the siku - how long we have been striving for greatness? [bangs fist] Not only the years we've been at war the war of work but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle [bang's fists again] a never-ending fight, I say to wewe [bangs again] and wewe will understand that it is a privilege to fight. WE ARE WARRIORS! [applause] Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania,...
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posted by 75Claudia
Jim: Michael has asked Pam and me to chajio, chakula cha jioni at least 9 times. And every time we’ve been able to get out of it. But I’ve got to give him credit, he got me. Because I’m starting to suspect that there was no assignment from corporate.

That was the first laugh for me. Poor Jim was caught off guard. Michael was very much Michael when he faked the call to corporate. I find it funny that Kevin and Creed seem to buy it without question. lol

This was a great come back episode though I am not sure that I was left wanting zaidi because it was so long since the last episode au because it was such a...
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 Jenna Fischer and James Gunn
Jenna Fischer and James Gunn
If wewe are anything like me, wewe were both shocked and upset when wewe heard that Jenna Fischer was seperating from her husband of six years, writer/director James Gunn. The couple released a statement, which was short and simple but revealed multitudes about their relationship. "We have chosen to separate. We are sorry for any pain this causes family and friends. The enthusiasm we have expressed for each other's lives, spirits and careers is real – we have been each other's cheerleader and friend during the past six years and continue to be so now and in the future."

When I began watching...
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posted by Milah
Dunder Mifflin Scranton is planning a going-away party for Toby before he leaves for Costa Rica. Michael is determined to make the party match the joy in his moyo at Toby leaving, but when Angela balks at his unreasonable demands, such as an anti-gravity machine, Phyllis accepts the duty of planning the party. She does fantastically, ordering carnival rides to the parking lot and hiring Darryl's band, much to Angela's chagrin. Angela insists that Phyllis will never plan another office party again.

Michael's hatred of Toby seems to have been transferred to the new HR representative, Holly, and...
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