wewe Know You’re Addicted To The Phantom Of The Opera When…
DISCLAIMER: I wrote some of these, but the majority of them were written kwa the folks at phantomoftheopera.com. link.
…When every single story your teacher asks wewe to write turns into a Phantom fic.
…When even your friends' Marafiki know about your obsession and warn THEIR Marafiki not to ask if Phantom's a musical au an opera.
…When wewe print out drawings of Leroux Erik kwa yourself and some of your inayopendelewa artists on DA, cut them out so wewe get a paper doll, and put them in a book, and carry them everywhere wewe go, and wewe speak to them when wewe are alone.
…Same thing with a Barbie doll who survived a nose operation and was painted in yellow kwa you.
…When wewe get bored and decide to make a POTO ringtone with your phone's voice recorder.
...And alisema ringtone is Michael Crawford's evil laughter at the end of the All I Ask of wewe Reprise.
…You and your friend make Michael Crawford T-shrits and plan to wear them to school on January 19th (his birthday).
…You frame the playbill from your first time.
…You’re blasting metal at juu volume on your iPod and suddenly drop everything (literally) because wewe think wewe saw someone mouth the word Phantom.
…Your teacher gives wewe a paper plate for kuki, vidakuzi at a class krisimasi party and wewe can't stop twitching until wewe borrow your friend's exacto kisu and cut it into Erik's mask. And wear it proudly for the rest of the day.
…You make all of the characters from POTO on the Sims and even ubunifu a house for Erik with a coffin for a kitanda and a "torture-chamber."
…Whenever wewe see someone sitting inayofuata wewe that wewe are not personally acquainted with, wewe doodle the mask logo on a piece of scratch paper in hopes that if they just happen to be a phan, they will see that wewe are one as well.
…All wewe can think of are different ways to seduce Michael Crawford.
…You are constantly thinking up theories on how Michael Crawford could somehow visit your house.
…All of the aforementioned theories end in...intimacies between yourself and Michael Crawford.
…You see a license plate with the letters "PMC," and the first thing wewe think of is "Phantom - Michael Crawford."
…You write sentences for your vocabulary homework, and all the sentences have to do with POTO.
…You carry a battered copy of Leroux's novel with wewe everywhere and try to get anyone and everyone to read it.
…Religious nuts ask wewe WWJD? wewe immediately reply with well.....WWED?
…You draw a tiny mask with ketchup on your cheeseburger, and mustard for yellow eyes.
…You have an oh so wonderful phantom desktop that wewe tend to stare at for at least ten dakika before actually doing anything on the computer, usually forgetting the original purpose wewe had opening the thing in the first place.
…You're looking at this orodha and saying "I've done that and that and..."
...You buy a lighter at a gas station even though you'd never use it except to light candles, just because it has a nge on it and wewe thought "OMG! Like the nge and the grasshopper!"
...You've seen it 643 times, kept count and are still counting despite the fact wewe want to blow your brains out every time Emmy sings.
…Or if you’re JustHuddy, when Patrick Wilson sings (see above).
…You are irrationally afraid of grasshoppers, but spiders and scorpions don't frighten wewe a bit.
...You paint your nails black (or red) with little white half masks.
...You read the Leroux novel twice a week and try to memorize it!
...You plan on playing "Think of Me" on your flute for a solo festival coming up.
...For your art project wewe make a sculpture of The Paris Opera house.
...You don't speak but wewe make distinctive hand motions on Lon Chaney's birthday.
...Your inayopendelewa Greek god is Apollo
...You sunbathe while wearing a half-mask so you'll have a Phantom tanline.
...When wewe hear something that sounds VERY vaguely like Phantom and all of a sudden you're like "WHAT?! PHANTOM WHAT?!"
DISCLAIMER: I wrote some of these, but the majority of them were written kwa the folks at phantomoftheopera.com. link.
…When every single story your teacher asks wewe to write turns into a Phantom fic.
…When even your friends' Marafiki know about your obsession and warn THEIR Marafiki not to ask if Phantom's a musical au an opera.
…When wewe print out drawings of Leroux Erik kwa yourself and some of your inayopendelewa artists on DA, cut them out so wewe get a paper doll, and put them in a book, and carry them everywhere wewe go, and wewe speak to them when wewe are alone.
…Same thing with a Barbie doll who survived a nose operation and was painted in yellow kwa you.
…When wewe get bored and decide to make a POTO ringtone with your phone's voice recorder.
...And alisema ringtone is Michael Crawford's evil laughter at the end of the All I Ask of wewe Reprise.
…You and your friend make Michael Crawford T-shrits and plan to wear them to school on January 19th (his birthday).
…You frame the playbill from your first time.
…You’re blasting metal at juu volume on your iPod and suddenly drop everything (literally) because wewe think wewe saw someone mouth the word Phantom.
…Your teacher gives wewe a paper plate for kuki, vidakuzi at a class krisimasi party and wewe can't stop twitching until wewe borrow your friend's exacto kisu and cut it into Erik's mask. And wear it proudly for the rest of the day.
…You make all of the characters from POTO on the Sims and even ubunifu a house for Erik with a coffin for a kitanda and a "torture-chamber."
…Whenever wewe see someone sitting inayofuata wewe that wewe are not personally acquainted with, wewe doodle the mask logo on a piece of scratch paper in hopes that if they just happen to be a phan, they will see that wewe are one as well.
…All wewe can think of are different ways to seduce Michael Crawford.
…You are constantly thinking up theories on how Michael Crawford could somehow visit your house.
…All of the aforementioned theories end in...intimacies between yourself and Michael Crawford.
…You see a license plate with the letters "PMC," and the first thing wewe think of is "Phantom - Michael Crawford."
…You write sentences for your vocabulary homework, and all the sentences have to do with POTO.
…You carry a battered copy of Leroux's novel with wewe everywhere and try to get anyone and everyone to read it.
…Religious nuts ask wewe WWJD? wewe immediately reply with well.....WWED?
…You draw a tiny mask with ketchup on your cheeseburger, and mustard for yellow eyes.
…You have an oh so wonderful phantom desktop that wewe tend to stare at for at least ten dakika before actually doing anything on the computer, usually forgetting the original purpose wewe had opening the thing in the first place.
…You're looking at this orodha and saying "I've done that and that and..."
...You buy a lighter at a gas station even though you'd never use it except to light candles, just because it has a nge on it and wewe thought "OMG! Like the nge and the grasshopper!"
...You've seen it 643 times, kept count and are still counting despite the fact wewe want to blow your brains out every time Emmy sings.
…Or if you’re JustHuddy, when Patrick Wilson sings (see above).
…You are irrationally afraid of grasshoppers, but spiders and scorpions don't frighten wewe a bit.
...You paint your nails black (or red) with little white half masks.
...You read the Leroux novel twice a week and try to memorize it!
...You plan on playing "Think of Me" on your flute for a solo festival coming up.
...For your art project wewe make a sculpture of The Paris Opera house.
...You don't speak but wewe make distinctive hand motions on Lon Chaney's birthday.
...Your inayopendelewa Greek god is Apollo
...You sunbathe while wearing a half-mask so you'll have a Phantom tanline.
...When wewe hear something that sounds VERY vaguely like Phantom and all of a sudden you're like "WHAT?! PHANTOM WHAT?!"
bravi bravi bravissimi
christine christine
where in the world have wewe been hiding really wewe were perfect i only wish knew your secret who is this new tutor
father once spoke of an Angel i used to dream he'd appear now as i sing i can sense him and he's here
here in this room he calls me softly somewhere inside hiding somehow i know he's always with me he the unseen genius
christine wewe must have been dreaming storys like this cant come christine your talking in riddles and its not like you
Angel of muziki guide and gaurdien grant to me your glory Angel of muziki hide no longer secret and strange angel
he's with me even now your are cold all around me your christine its white it frightens me dont be frightened
christine christine
where in the world have wewe been hiding really wewe were perfect i only wish knew your secret who is this new tutor
father once spoke of an Angel i used to dream he'd appear now as i sing i can sense him and he's here
here in this room he calls me softly somewhere inside hiding somehow i know he's always with me he the unseen genius
christine wewe must have been dreaming storys like this cant come christine your talking in riddles and its not like you
Angel of muziki guide and gaurdien grant to me your glory Angel of muziki hide no longer secret and strange angel
he's with me even now your are cold all around me your christine its white it frightens me dont be frightened