"There is not nearly enough violence in this fic," alisema Dominic, looking over the screen of the shiny new laptop Mudaik got using his Nimean government funds. That he really didn't deserve.
Well, screw that, he did conquer a large territory in the name of the Empire.
In any case, he had decided that today was the siku to become a useless plug-in baby, so he wrote his first fanfiction.
"What do wewe mean?" asked Mudaik. "The one dude fought a huge terrorbeastie!"
"Exactly," alisema Dominic. "Not nearly enough."
Mudaik's laptop pinged. Someone was prophesying his arrival on SacredNumber.
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