"You have no idea of the future I`ve planned for us Stefan. You, me and Damon. No rules." S1 ep.6
"We haven`t officially met. I`m Katherine." S2 ep.1
"You hate me, huh? That sounds like the beginning of a upendo story, Stefan, not the end of one." S2 ep.1
"The truth is I`ve never loved you. It was always Stefan." S2 ep.1
"Game on." S2 ep. ep.1
"Don`t fight it Stefan. wewe loved me once, wewe can upendo me again." S2 ep.4
"Are we really going to do this again? We both know I could rip wewe to shreds and do my nails at the same time." S2 ep.4
"You wanna know why I came back? I have a better question. Why did you? For Elena? No. wewe came back here to fall in upendo with me all over again, didn`t you?" S2 ep.4
“Go ahead, Stefan. Torture me. Keep me captive. Drain me of my blood until my body turns to dust. It will never change the truth. I never compelled your love. It was real, and so was mine.” S2 ep.4
“I upendo you, Stefan. We will be together again. I promise.” S2 ep.4
"The three of us together,just like old times.The brother who loved me too much and the one who didn't upendo me enough." S2 ep.7
“So, it doesn’t bother wewe that Damon is in upendo with your girlfriend?” S2 ep.7
"Better wewe die than I." S2 ep.9
"We all want the same thing, Klaus dead and here wewe all are running around like chickens with your heads cut off." S2 ep. 16
"Life is too cruel. If we cease to believe in love, why would wewe want to live?" S2 ep.19
"It's ok to upendo them both.I did." S2 ep.22
"We haven`t officially met. I`m Katherine." S2 ep.1
"You hate me, huh? That sounds like the beginning of a upendo story, Stefan, not the end of one." S2 ep.1
"The truth is I`ve never loved you. It was always Stefan." S2 ep.1
"Game on." S2 ep. ep.1
"Don`t fight it Stefan. wewe loved me once, wewe can upendo me again." S2 ep.4
"Are we really going to do this again? We both know I could rip wewe to shreds and do my nails at the same time." S2 ep.4
"You wanna know why I came back? I have a better question. Why did you? For Elena? No. wewe came back here to fall in upendo with me all over again, didn`t you?" S2 ep.4
“Go ahead, Stefan. Torture me. Keep me captive. Drain me of my blood until my body turns to dust. It will never change the truth. I never compelled your love. It was real, and so was mine.” S2 ep.4
“I upendo you, Stefan. We will be together again. I promise.” S2 ep.4
"The three of us together,just like old times.The brother who loved me too much and the one who didn't upendo me enough." S2 ep.7
“So, it doesn’t bother wewe that Damon is in upendo with your girlfriend?” S2 ep.7
"Better wewe die than I." S2 ep.9
"We all want the same thing, Klaus dead and here wewe all are running around like chickens with your heads cut off." S2 ep. 16
"Life is too cruel. If we cease to believe in love, why would wewe want to live?" S2 ep.19
"It's ok to upendo them both.I did." S2 ep.22
Ep.2:"Are wewe worried that all the forest
wanyama will band together and fight back?After all,they talk."
Ep.3:"If wewe wanna see me naked, all wewe have to do is ask."
"You and Katherine have a lot zaidi in common than just your looks."
Ep.6:"I look at wewe and I see myself.A less dashing,less intelligent version."
Ep.7:"And the evil slut vampire who only loved herself."
Ep.8:"I need to say it once.You need to hear it.I upendo you, Elena."
Ep.12:"I'm not human.And I miss it.I miss it zaidi than anything in the world."
Ep.13:"It means I'm changing and evolving into a man capable of greatness."
Ep.16:"Katherine,there are six other bedrooms in this house.Go find one."
Ep.18:"I'll even let her hate me for it.But at the end of the day,I'll be the one to keep her alive."
Ep.20:(to Elena)"I can't lose you."
1. He dosent pretend he is someone he is not.
2. He loves his brother, even though,he-Stefan hurt him zaidi than once.
3. He is Lost and hurt and Bitter.
4. He is funny,charming,sarcastic,sexy,hot.
5. He is FUN.
6. He has goodness inside but he is doing things out of hurt.
7. He sees things as they are,he is realistic and not afraid of admitting his faults.
8. He is Damon and we upendo him.
9. He Loves Elena in ways that Stefan can never upendo her.
10. He is every girl's dream. (mine too)
2. He loves his brother, even though,he-Stefan hurt him zaidi than once.
3. He is Lost and hurt and Bitter.
4. He is funny,charming,sarcastic,sexy,hot.
5. He is FUN.
6. He has goodness inside but he is doing things out of hurt.
7. He sees things as they are,he is realistic and not afraid of admitting his faults.
8. He is Damon and we upendo him.
9. He Loves Elena in ways that Stefan can never upendo her.
10. He is every girl's dream. (mine too)
2)Each and every time he asks wewe a question,say "that's for me to know and for wewe to dot dot dot."
3)Ask him if he ever had a threesome with his brother and Katherine
4)If he doesn't kill wewe because of the third one and he syas no,say "how do wewe know?for all we know,she could have erased the memory from your mind with her hypnotic powers."
5)Throw onions on him
6)Flash your crucifix at him every time wewe see him
7)Bite him and shout "ooooohhhh!you don't like it?!you do it so much,so I thought I should onyesha wewe how it feels,you bastard!"
8)When he dances,push him and start a dance battle
9)When he talks,repeat after him;like someone backing him up while snapping your fingers with attitude
AND THE FINAL WAY TO GET DAMON ANNOYED IS...
10)Create a Twitter posing as him and give ALL of his personal information away to his rabid fangirls
"are yo going elena?" bonnie asked
"yes i allready asked stefan!!"
"well, damon and i will be waiting wewe two!"
elena noded and left. boonie when to her house and into her room. "damon! wewe scared me!"
"sorry, i didnt mean to scare my princess of darkness! did wewe tell my little brother and elena we would meet at the theater?"
"yes i did." she lind into damons arms and pressed her lips into his....
damon could feel the warmthness of bonnie. she pulled away hury we will be late. they both gather there things and headed to the theater. damon could feel a presence and he soon stoped
"miss me?"
"not really shinichi" bonnie alisema in a firm voice.
"what do wewe want?" damon asked
"your precious little witch." he answer....
"yes i allready asked stefan!!"
"well, damon and i will be waiting wewe two!"
elena noded and left. boonie when to her house and into her room. "damon! wewe scared me!"
"sorry, i didnt mean to scare my princess of darkness! did wewe tell my little brother and elena we would meet at the theater?"
"yes i did." she lind into damons arms and pressed her lips into his....
damon could feel the warmthness of bonnie. she pulled away hury we will be late. they both gather there things and headed to the theater. damon could feel a presence and he soon stoped
"miss me?"
"not really shinichi" bonnie alisema in a firm voice.
"what do wewe want?" damon asked
"your precious little witch." he answer....