(1)Damon: "Could wewe turn it up a little bit. It's not annoying... yet!"
(2)Damon: " I haven't hunted a human in... God, way too long."
(3)Damon: "He's a Gilbert?"
Sheriff Forbes: "Elena's uncle. His name is John, but I call him jackass."
(4)Jeremy: "Why does she hate you?"
John: "We used to sleep together."
Jenna: [throws chakula at him] "I'm standing right here!"
(5)Damon: "Did wewe know that your uncle's been kickin' it with the Founder's Council?"
Elena: "What?"
Damon: "Yep."
Elena: "Perfect. We'll just add it to the growing orodha of how everything's falling apart."
(6)Damon: "It is what it is, Elena. The Stefan wewe know is good behavior Stefan, reign it in Stefan, fight against this nature to an annoyingly obsessive level Stefan. But if wewe think there's not another part to this, than wewe have not been paying attention."
Elena: "He is not you. Not even close."
Damon: "Well, he doesn't want to be me. That doesn't mean deep down that he's not..."
(7)Stefan: "Oh God... I shouldn't be here."
Damon: "Come on. Don't be a downer. It's a party for the founding families: that would be us. It would be rude to skip it."
Stefan: "I really liked wewe a whole lot better when wewe hated everybody."
Damon: "Oh, I still do. I just upendo that they upendo me."
(8)Stefan: "Please dance with your alcoholic vampire boyfriend."
(9)Damon: "Look at his right hand."
Alaric: "Who's?"
Damon: "Town's inayopendelewa son. Look at his ring."
Alaric: "It looks like mine."
Damon: "Yeah... And that'd be a big coincidence if he didn't just come back from the dead five dakika ago. Where the hell did wewe get that ring?"
Alaric: "Isobel, my wife."
Damon: "Who gave birth to Elena, under the medical care of the esteemed Dr. Grayson Gilbert... John's brother."
Alaric: "You think John knew Isobel?"
Damon: "I think John knows a lot of things."
(10)Damon: "We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis."
(2)Damon: " I haven't hunted a human in... God, way too long."
(3)Damon: "He's a Gilbert?"
Sheriff Forbes: "Elena's uncle. His name is John, but I call him jackass."
(4)Jeremy: "Why does she hate you?"
John: "We used to sleep together."
Jenna: [throws chakula at him] "I'm standing right here!"
(5)Damon: "Did wewe know that your uncle's been kickin' it with the Founder's Council?"
Elena: "What?"
Damon: "Yep."
Elena: "Perfect. We'll just add it to the growing orodha of how everything's falling apart."
(6)Damon: "It is what it is, Elena. The Stefan wewe know is good behavior Stefan, reign it in Stefan, fight against this nature to an annoyingly obsessive level Stefan. But if wewe think there's not another part to this, than wewe have not been paying attention."
Elena: "He is not you. Not even close."
Damon: "Well, he doesn't want to be me. That doesn't mean deep down that he's not..."
(7)Stefan: "Oh God... I shouldn't be here."
Damon: "Come on. Don't be a downer. It's a party for the founding families: that would be us. It would be rude to skip it."
Stefan: "I really liked wewe a whole lot better when wewe hated everybody."
Damon: "Oh, I still do. I just upendo that they upendo me."
(8)Stefan: "Please dance with your alcoholic vampire boyfriend."
(9)Damon: "Look at his right hand."
Alaric: "Who's?"
Damon: "Town's inayopendelewa son. Look at his ring."
Alaric: "It looks like mine."
Damon: "Yeah... And that'd be a big coincidence if he didn't just come back from the dead five dakika ago. Where the hell did wewe get that ring?"
Alaric: "Isobel, my wife."
Damon: "Who gave birth to Elena, under the medical care of the esteemed Dr. Grayson Gilbert... John's brother."
Alaric: "You think John knew Isobel?"
Damon: "I think John knows a lot of things."
(10)Damon: "We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis."