Here are some of the funniest Dharma & Greg nukuu Enjoy!
Season 3 / Episode 20: - Talkin' About My Regeneration
Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: One time, when we were having sex, I pretended, wewe know, that I didn't have an orgasm.
Greg Montgomery: wewe faked, not having one?
Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: Well, I wanted to go again and I didn't want to have to wait in line. I'm sorry.
Season 3 / Episode 4: - Play Lady Play
Dharma: [holds up ice cube] Look, Greg, it's your mother's heart!
Greg: Melt it and we'd have your father's brain!
Season 2 / Episode 8: - Like, Dharma's Totally Got a Date
Greg Montgomery: Well, I wouldn't want our marriage to get in the way of your dating.
Season 1 / Episode 6: - Yoga and Boo, Boo
Dharma: Greg, don't wewe understand? This injury is the universe's way of telling wewe to slow down.
Greg: Any universe that talks to me through my groin can go around the corner and kiss my butt.
Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Ex-Files
Greg: As unusual as this may sound, I'm not really into picking up guys for my ex-girlfriend, with my wife.
Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Ex-Files
Edward Montgomery: Gregory I appreciate wewe taking a moment to settle this little thing.
Greg: No problem dad. That's why the FBI built the crime lab, to get to the bottom of these critical gin, gini Rummi disputes.
Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot
Greg: wewe wanna have children?
Dharma: Yeah, unless wewe wanna have 'em!
Unknown Episode
Dharma: You're gonna be a great Dad!
Greg: How do wewe know? How am I gonna know what to do?
Dharma: Oh, you'll watch what I do. You'll totally disapprove and do the complete opposite.
Unknown Episode
Greg: Come on,Mother, do wewe really think Dad enjoyed sitting on a blanket in the park watching Othello?
Kitty: He cried.
Greg: That's because wewe ran out of wine.
Unknown Episode
Dharma: Honey, are wewe OK?
Greg: I'm fine. I'm just lying here trying to decide whether your father is a hole surrounded kwa ass.
Unknown Episode
Greg: Were wewe this sarcastic before we met au is this something I have done?
Dharma: A little you, a little your mother.
Season 4 / Episode 20: - The story of K.
Dharma: Your mother is a lusty volkano waiting to erupt!
Greg: Okay, we have to establish some ground rules here. We never use the words mother, lusty and erupt in the same sentence.
Season 3 / Episode 20: - Talkin' About My Regeneration
Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: One time, when we were having sex, I pretended, wewe know, that I didn't have an orgasm.
Greg Montgomery: wewe faked, not having one?
Dharma Finklestein Montgomery: Well, I wanted to go again and I didn't want to have to wait in line. I'm sorry.
Season 3 / Episode 4: - Play Lady Play
Dharma: [holds up ice cube] Look, Greg, it's your mother's heart!
Greg: Melt it and we'd have your father's brain!
Season 2 / Episode 8: - Like, Dharma's Totally Got a Date
Greg Montgomery: Well, I wouldn't want our marriage to get in the way of your dating.
Season 1 / Episode 6: - Yoga and Boo, Boo
Dharma: Greg, don't wewe understand? This injury is the universe's way of telling wewe to slow down.
Greg: Any universe that talks to me through my groin can go around the corner and kiss my butt.
Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Ex-Files
Greg: As unusual as this may sound, I'm not really into picking up guys for my ex-girlfriend, with my wife.
Season 1 / Episode 5: - The Ex-Files
Edward Montgomery: Gregory I appreciate wewe taking a moment to settle this little thing.
Greg: No problem dad. That's why the FBI built the crime lab, to get to the bottom of these critical gin, gini Rummi disputes.
Season 1 / Episode 1: - Pilot
Greg: wewe wanna have children?
Dharma: Yeah, unless wewe wanna have 'em!
Unknown Episode
Dharma: You're gonna be a great Dad!
Greg: How do wewe know? How am I gonna know what to do?
Dharma: Oh, you'll watch what I do. You'll totally disapprove and do the complete opposite.
Unknown Episode
Greg: Come on,Mother, do wewe really think Dad enjoyed sitting on a blanket in the park watching Othello?
Kitty: He cried.
Greg: That's because wewe ran out of wine.
Unknown Episode
Dharma: Honey, are wewe OK?
Greg: I'm fine. I'm just lying here trying to decide whether your father is a hole surrounded kwa ass.
Unknown Episode
Greg: Were wewe this sarcastic before we met au is this something I have done?
Dharma: A little you, a little your mother.
Season 4 / Episode 20: - The story of K.
Dharma: Your mother is a lusty volkano waiting to erupt!
Greg: Okay, we have to establish some ground rules here. We never use the words mother, lusty and erupt in the same sentence.