Previously on Trainz

Ethan: Did Mr. Wright tell wewe the good news?
Grayback: What good news?
Ethan: A part of our line is nearly complete.
Grayback: Oh yeah? Which one?
Ethan: Part of the line that heads towards the Eastwood & Mossberg line.

Brandon: I was just on the section of our line that's almost finished.
Grayback: Ethan told me about it. How is everything going?
Brandon: Magnificent.
Grayback: For a moment, I thought wewe alisema Maleficent.
Brandon: *Laughs*

Grayback: Okay, are wewe ready?
Alyssa: I'm ready when wewe are.
Grayback: Okay. Pull your train on 3. 1, 2, 3. *Pulls Alyssa*
Alyssa:...

Animaniacs: All The Words In The English Language

Starring Sean as Yakko Warner
Victoria as Dot
Mr. Baldwin as Dick Button
Random announcer as himself

Video: link

Announcer: And now, Yakko Warner sings all of the words in the english language.
Sean: Aardvark, abating, abet, abdicating, abandon, abase and abreast. Ablaze and ablution, abhor and abusion, abbreviate, abbey, abscessed. Abduct and ablation, abridge and abrasion. Abash and abrupt and abride, abscond and absentia, absinthe, abstentia, abdomen, ably, abide. Abominable, abrogate, absolute, absent. Absorbent, abstention, abstraction, absurd...

Thomas was still in the field, where he landed after Diesel 10 threw him into a wall.

Percy: *Arrives* So, I guess wewe found the magic buffers.
Thomas: Whatever gave wewe that idea.
Percy: I saw Lady. How did wewe end up in this field anyway?
Thomas: Diesel 10's beloved pinchy did that to me.
Percy: Pinchy?
Thomas: Yeah, wewe know that claw on juu of Diesel 10?
Percy: Where are Mr. Conductor, and C Junior?
Thomas: They found a phone booth about half a mile from here. They're calling the break down gang.
Percy: Interesting.

Meanwhile, near Gordon's Hill.

Lady: *Going fast*
Burnett: *Looking behind Lady*...

Thomas: *Going fast*
Diesel 10: *Chasing Thomas*
P.T. Boomer: Go faster!
Diesel 10: This is my juu speed. That puffball is going faster than us.
Thomas: Of course I am. I'm Thomas The Tank Engine. Nobody can go faster then me!
Michael Brandon: Thomas huffed, and puffed. He wanted to get away from Diesel 10.
Mr. Conductor: *Shows up from nowhere* Shut up Michael! No one likes you.
Michael Brandon: alisema Alec Baldwin.
Mr. Conductor: *Shoveling coal into Thomas' firebox*
Michael Brandon: Alec Baldwin shoveled zaidi coal into Thomas' firebox. He hoped it wouldn't catch on fire.
Mr. Conductor: I said...

Mr. Conductor: *Washing James' face*
James: Ah, that feels really great. A little zaidi to the left.
Mr. Conductor: *Finishes cleaning James* There we go. All nice, and shiny.
James: *Has his face glowing from a lot of cleanliness*
Mr. Conductor: *Covers eyes* Perhaps a little too shiny.
James: hujambo Mr. C? Do wewe think you'll get your dhahabu dust back?
Mr. Conductor: Of course I will. Now run along, and get to work.
James: Yes sir. *Leaves sheds*
Mr. Conductor: *Walking along bushes* Hey, *sees carrot, and celery* How very thoughtful. *Eating carrot, and then eats celery* Meh, I got nothing. Wait a...

After the scottish won the battle for Tidmouth Sheds, they had a party, got drunk, and forgot all about the fight.

Meanwhile, Diesel 10, and his group continued searching for the magic buffers.

Splatter: How do we know which one is the magic buffers?
Dodge: Yeah boss. How do we know?
Diesel 10: If we send freight cars flying into them, and they go right through. We'll know.
Splatter: Oh. Is that all?
Diesel 10: Yeah! Now keep looking!!
Splatter & Dodge: Yes sir. *Looking for buffers*

Back at Tidmouth Sheds.

Thomas: It's good that we got the sheds back when those drunk soldiers left.
Percy: Yeah....

Song: link

I was getting ready to leave for Sodor. For some reason I was as small as a dog treat.

Mutt: *Barking*

Okay, maybe I shouldn't have alisema that. Anyway, I'm short at Shining Time Station, but not at Sodor. I was just about to leave when....

Billy: Hello Mr. Conductor.
Mr. Conductor: Good morning Billy. *Looking for whistle* Where is it? I know I left it somewhere.
Patch: Hi Mr. C.
Mr. Conductor: Hello Patch. Where's that whistle?
Stacey Jones: Mr. C? *Holding Mr. Conductor's whistle* I have it sir.
Mr. Conductor: Oh, thank wewe Stacey. *Takes whistle* Now, I must get going. The engines...

Episode 2: Snowy Path

One night at Tidmouth Sheds, the engines gathered around Sean to hear his story.

"I can't wait to hear what your railroad is like." bata said.

"Yes." Exclaimed James, "It would sound interesting."

"Alright. If wewe all insist, I'll tell wewe my story." alisema Sean, so everyone listened.

"Once upon a time," began Sean,

I was working for a big railroad in the United States. One part of the line I worked on was called the Hudson Division. It was a nice place, though the weather was cold, especially in winter.

There were other engines there as well, not only for my railroad, but...

Theme song: link

I'm creating my own parody of T&TMR. :D

Thomas Fans: Oh no!!
Me: Oh yes!! :D
Thomas Fans: No!!
Me: Yes :D
Thomas Fans: Fine, get on with it.

link

Mage: Get on with it.
Soldier: Yes, get on with it!
Warriors: YES, GET ON WITH IT!!

* * *

Mr. Conductor: Hello, I'm Mr. Conductor, but my real name is Alec Baldwin. Please don't tell anyone I told you. I'm also going to be narrating.
Thomas: *Goes through tunnel*

This is the Island Of Sodor, where talking trains go around, and act like normal trains, but talk.

There's a lot of engines on the island like Thomas, but due to a very tight...

Lauren, and Cassi continued west on Amtrak's Keystone Line. Since the line was owned kwa Amtrak, two ACS-64's accompanied the steam engines.

Lauren: wewe were right Cassi. I'm glad I decided to let wewe jiunge me.
Cassi: Yeah. NS won't be able to stop us, au your friends.
Lauren: I really hope you're right.

Inside the Harrisburg train station

Buick: Do wewe mind if I make a phone call?
James: Fine, but be back in five minutes.
Buick: Yes sir. *Leaves the room*
James: Anyway, thanks again for inviting us over here.
Amtrak Official: Think nothing of it.
Amtrak Official 2: We should be thanking wewe for the generous...

Jeff and Bryce had a conversation while pulling their train to St. Louis.

Jeff: Did I ever tell wewe about the last time I went to St. Louis?
Bryce: I don't think I've ever been there myself. Anyways, to answer your question, no. wewe never told me about the last time wewe went to St. Louis.
Jeff: It was August, 2017. I was with two ES44's on loan from Union Pacific.
Bryce: What happened?
Jeff: We went to a place to grab a few drinks when this 4-8-2 pops up. They're both intoxicated, and try to fight each other to win her over. They even thought I was trying to hit on her.
Bryce: wewe still dating Lauren?...

Norfolk, Virginia.

Jeff: *Returns with Bryce* Another good run from New Jersey.
Bryce: Our railroad is getting bigger every time we get back.
Jeff: I noticed that as well. It's good that we're also getting new engines joining us.

An RS11 was heading towards them with a passenger car. Lee was inside with Janet, and Bernard.

Lee: Good to see wewe two again. Bernard has another assignment for us.
Bernard: After two years of successful freight operations, we are to test out this passenger car on our line all the way to St. Louis. We are planning to start passenger services on our railroad.
Lee: Bernard...

Don't Hug Me I'm Scared: Get Creative

Cast

Dart: Yellow Guy
Percy: bata Guy
Ian: Red Guy
Kinsey: Note Pad

Song: link

Kinsey: *Falls down inayofuata to Percy, and Ian* What's your inayopendelewa idea? Mine is being creative.
Dart: How do wewe get that idea?
Kinsey: I just try to think creatively. Now when wewe look at this orange, tell me please, what do wewe see?
Percy: It's just a boring old orange.
Kinsey: Maybe to you, but not to me. I see a silly face
Dart: Whoa.
Kinsey: Walking along and smiling at me.
Percy: I don't see what wewe mean.
Kinsey: Cause you're not thinking creatively. So take a look at my hair. *Blows...

Sir Topham Hatt traveled to a place that manufactured narrow gauge engines.

Builder: Sir, just in time. He's ready.
Sir Topham Hatt: Splendid. *Walks into the building with the builder*

Song (Start at 3:18): link

Sir Topham Hatt: Rusty, it's nice to meet you. wewe will be working on my railway, inspecting track, and working on freight trains.
Rusty: Yes sir. *Leaves with Sir Topham Hatt*
Builder: What about his car?
Workman: *Drives his car*
Builder: Never mind.

Rusty was looking mbele to working on Sir Topham Hatt's Railway. As he was going along a cliff, Harold The Helicopter was flying by.

Harold:...

The inayofuata day, Sir Handel, and Peter Sam were arguing over yesterday's events.

Peter Sam: If wewe just did your job without fuss, Sir Topham Hatt, and the owner wouldn't have gotten angry at you.
Sir Handel: Okay, I admit that derailing myself was foolish, but wewe have to understand. They were giving me too much work.
Peter Sam: Too much work? All wewe had to do was pull freight cars. If Duke was here, he would say-
Sir Handel: *Talks in a German accent* Zhat vould never suit his grace. I know, I know.

Skarloey was listening to the two engines.

Skarloey: Who is Duke?
Peter Sam: He was an engine who worked...

Edward passed bata on his way to the steam works.

Duck: See wewe later Edward. I'll make sure things run smoothly at your station.
Edward: Thanks Duck. I knew I could count on you.

Along the way, Edward had to stop at a red signal. He was near the steam works, but something else caught his attention.

Edward: That's Skarloey. What's he doing here? Driver, can we get closer to Skarloey?
Driver: I don't think the workmen will mind. *Moves Edward passed the red signal, closer to Skarloey*
Edward: Hi Skarloey.
Skarloey: Edward? I almost didn't recognize wewe in the blue paint work.
Edward: How long have you...

Song: link

Norfolk Southern Diesels: *Pulling a coal train out of the train yard in Roanoke*

SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS

A shabiki FICTION FEATURING TALKING TRAINS

NORFOLK & WESTERN

STARRING SEANTHEHEDGEHOG AS LEE BRENT

JEFF & BRYCE THE NORFOLK & WESTERN DIESELS AS THEIR SELVES

DRAGOVICH & JOSH THE NORFOLK SOUTHERN DIESELS AS THEIR SELVES

HANNAH BELLE AS JANET GUNRAY

TOM HIDDLESTON AS BUICK BALTIMORE

AND SIR TOPHAM HATT AS BERNARD MOORE

The song fades away as the beginning occurs in Chatanooga Tennessee.

Lee: *Walking with Bernard*
Bernard: As you're aware, wewe will have several people, and their...

Song: link

Ferris & Jack: *Enter Mossberg Harbor with Assault Rifles*
Sean & Jerry: *Moving fast towards them*
Sean: Freeze!!
Sean & Jerry: *Stop in front of Ferris, and Jack, both holding pistols*
Jack: wewe can't stop us today Sean.
Sean: Actually, we can. Do wewe know that we have no hands, and therefore, aren't supposed to carry guns?
Ferris & Jack: *Drop their guns* Oh no. We've been disarmed.
Jack: *Looking at Sean, and Jerry. They still have their guns* wewe two should be disarmed as well. You're both trains like us.
Sean & Jerry: *Drop their guns*
Jerry: It doesn't matter. We'll...

When Jeremy returned from the harbor, he saw Tito, and Tony getting ready to pull a freight train.

Jeremy: hujambo guys.
Tito: Hi Jeremy.
Mr. Bruce: Jeremy, good to see wewe again. I would like wewe to work with Tito, and Tony on getting this freight train moved. After that, the three of wewe will be working between our depots in Hunterdon, and Mossberg.
Jeremy: Okay. *Goes to the back of the train, and couples up*

With Jeremy pushing, Tito, and Tony got the freight train out of Zorrin.

Next morning

Mr. Baldwin: Sean, I'm sending wewe to the harbor again.
Sean: Okay. *Goes to get his passenger train*

Song (Start...