Jessica

Skarloey was out of breath once he reached the juu station.

Driver: Take your time. Don't rush yourself.
Skarloey: It'll be better downhill.

Or so he thought. They started out of the station, and Skarloey was going down the hill, when he saw a sharp turn up ahead.

Skarloey: *One of his springs comes loose, and his left side goes up* I feel all crooked! *Stops*
Driver: That does it. We need a bus now for our passengers.
Skarloey: How are we going to get a bus over here? We're surrounded kwa farm. I'll get them to the station, au burst. *Continues to pull his train*

At the station.

Sir Topham Hatt: *Waiting...

George Carlin: The engines, and Mr. Conductor were sleeping together in Tidmouth Sheds.
Mr. Conductor: Hey, you're not supposed to be alive!
George Carlin: Well, fuck that! I was always a better narrator then you, and wewe know it!
Mr. Conductor: That's it. I'm calling ghostbusters.
George Carlin: *Disappears*
Mr. Conductor: Now, where were we? *Setting alarm clock to go off at 6 AM* Oh, what have we here? *Grabs bat* wewe wanna play with this guy? *Grabs ball, and hits it with the bat* Why do wewe keep hitting him like that?
Bat: *Comes to life* It's the way I was made! Everyone knows that! *Grows...

Here's a orodha of all the narrators, and which one is my favorite.

First off, Ringo Starr

I first heard Ringo narrate Thomas The Tank Engine when I was four. I thought he was good, though I only heard him narrate seven episodes. Eventually I got to hear him narrate more, and more. I'm not sure why he stopped, because Ringo was good.

George Carlin

George is the very first narrator I heard. It seemed interesting having a comedian that alisema f*ck all the time narrating a children's show. At the time when I first heard him, I didn't know he was a comedian. Now, to get back on topic. The many voices...