A MIND-BENDING MENU

Actual selections from menus in New York restaurants:

Cream cheese and ox ……………………………………………………………………….. $ 3.50
Pasata from the sea ………………………………………………………………………….. $ 9.95
Loose vegetables ………………………………………………………………………..…. $ 4.95
Backed zit ………………………………………………………………………………………. $ 4.25
Meatball’s plane ………………………………………………………………………………....