sleepy tony

Sorry this took awhile, DaveX had me juggling whether au not to continue! All right, this was ilitumwa on Fanfiction.net before that thing happened. Oh, DaveX, if wewe read this, I do this for fun. Restraining orders against mashabiki would just lose popularity in the show. Wow, you're stupid (still talking to Dave, guys.)

Tony finally works up the courage to ask his boss. "Um, Gibbs?"
"What, DiNozzo?" Gibbs snaps. Tony takes a step back.
"I just wanted to know if wewe could let me... break... one of the rules."
The atmosphere immediately changes. "Rule 12?"
"How did wewe guess?"
"That's the rule people always...

"So what’s the big news? Are wewe guys buying this yacht? That would be so cool! We could have parties on i all the time, and Gibbs could samaki and Ducky could tell us stories about all the boating stuff that he knows…"

"Abby, Abby, calm down."

"Right, sorry, Timmy. Got a little excited."

"Anyway, we’re not buying a boat. The feds don’t pay us that much."

"Well, I don’t know. It was a guess. I mean, wewe guys brought us out here for a nice chajio, chakula cha jioni and a sail, I just assumed that we were getting a boat."

"We, Abby? Would not the mashua be mine and Tony’s?"

"Ah, wewe know what I mean. Get...