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posted by nocofangirl218
So, part 16. :3 Yeah.....it's all good. I quickly wanna thank the two greatest co-writers ever! Aka: Rotcalex2011 and Cascada1007! wewe two are the best! X3 Anyway, onto the story!

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*at elimination ceremony*

Chris: *walks up to podium with a bunch of bruises and scratches* Well, well, well, if it isn't little Alex and his big bad team of losers! *laughs evilly*

Alex: *glares at Chris* Better be careful Chris, those of fighting words!

Chris: *sarcastic tone* Oh, I'm SO scared of Alex! In fact, I'm shaking in my freaking shoes just thinking about what he'll do if I make him mad. In fact, if I were anymore frightened, I'd run off the stage screaming like a little girl!

Noah: Shut it Chris! I know sarcasm, and I'm NOT afraid to use it!

Chris: *rolls eyes* Sure. Anyway.......you know the drill. Okay, the first three salama are; Gladys, Owen, and.... *groans* Alex. *throws the three popcorn bags*

Alex: *smirks*

*everyone other than Izzy and Ezekiel are called and aliyopewa popcorn bags*

Chris: Okay, there are two of you, and one popcorn bag. Who will be safe? Find out right here and now! Anyway, the last one salama for tonight is..................................Ezekiel. *throws Ezekiel the last popcorn bag on his tray thing*

Ezekiel: *gets sad look* Izzy, I'm really sorry, eh.

Izzy: Ah, don't worry about it Zeke! In fact.... *grabs him kwa the shati collar, and pulls him into a kiss* *after a moment of this, she lets him go* there's something to remember me by! *winks, and runs off into the night*

Ezekiel: *is blushing, and smiling like an idiot*

Chris: So, while Ezekiel goes and gets a rabies shot, I want everyone to go back to the cabin. So....yeah....night everyone! *grabs Ezekiel kwa the arm, and drags him off*

-The inayofuata morning-

**confessionals**

Alex: Man, I know Izzy was sort of beneficial to our team, but.....it's SO nice to have her gone! Also....of that little per-Madonna -aka Chris! - thinks he's gonna get the better of my team, he SO has another thing coming! *laughs evilly*

**end of confessions**

*in Craft Services*

Crystal: *walks in* Hello everyone! So, as wewe can see, I've gotten free from that closet, and am back to host the crap out of this show!

All: *clap and cheer*

Crystal: ^u^ So.....what time is it Destery?

Destery: It's.........RE-CAP TIME!

Crystal: Bingo dude! :D So, last time on TDR, I was tied up so......I have no idea what really happened. :P Although, I heard Chris made wewe all run this Marathon of Misery. Man....what a freaking lame! Anyway, after the whole thing was over, Jake beat up Chris for locking me in a closet. Aw, how sweet was that! So, what will today's challenge be? Will I be tied up and locked in a closet again? Find out these maswali and more, right now on......Total Drama Rama! *theme song plays*

Destery: I'm SO glad Chef didn't do the re-cap this time! I mean, it just seemed like he wasn't even trying!

Chef: *randomly walks up* *glares at Destery* Do wewe have a problem with the way I do the re-cap, wewe little cockroach?!

Destery: *gulps and salutes Chef* Sir, no sir!

Chef: I thought so! *gives Destery a: 'I'm watching you' look, and leaves*

Crystal: Well....that was random. :P Okay, y’all should know the drill kwa now! Anyway, I gotta go check on something so.....yeah, see ya. Crystal out, PEACE! *gives a peace sign, and leaves*

-with Team bacon Hawks-

Riley: *raises her glass* To the greatest come-back of to greatest team in the history of great-ness!

All of Team bacon Hawks: Yeah! *clinks their glass's together*

**confessionals**

Riley: *sighs in relief* I'm SO glad everyone on my teams getting along! Well.....except for Mirra and Rikki fighting occasionally.....But that's okay! Their fighting isn't as often as it was, and it hasn't interfered with the team winning. So.....I guess it's not anything to really be concerned about! :D

**end of confessionals**

Rayla: *is humming the “Adventure Time” theme song*

Destery: *sits inayofuata to her* wewe know what I don't understand? If Walmart is better that K-mart, then why does K-mart still get business?!

Rayla: *gasps* I know right! Walmart is just SO Sparta! As for K-mart......their just poo. :P

Destery: Agreed! :)

**confessionals**

Rayla: I'm so glad Destery's my friend! We have the same interests, same sense of messed-up humor, and he same weird obsession for pie! ^w^ It's like we were made to be friends! But....lately.....I'm starting to wonder if there's something....you know, zaidi than friendship between us. *groan* I really hate trying to explain romantic crap like that.

**end of confessionals**

-with Team explosion-

Alex: *is sulking*

Noah: *pats his back sympathetically* Cheer up Alex; Gladys only in the medical tent for one whole day. It's not like your never gonna see her again.

Alex: *sighs sadly* I know, but.....I just really miss her. *continues to sulk*

Noah: *has a sad look*

**confessionals**

Noah: Poor Alex. :( I mean, his new GF's hurt, and he can't see her for one whole day! That must be really crappy for him.....

Alex: *sighs sadly* I miss my Gladys.....

**end of confessionals**

Ezekiel: *stumbles in with a love-struck look*

Griffon: hujambo Zeke. So, guessing kwa the love-struck look on your face, I take it wewe liked the kiss Izzy gave wewe last night?

Ezekiel: *giggles bubbly* wewe bet I did, eh!

Owen: …...................

**confessionals**

Owen: I know Izzy and I broke up, but......I can't help but miss that crazy chick! She....she could burp better than any guy I knew. *starts to heavily sob*

Ezekiel: *sighs dreamily* That Izzy.... -w-

**end of confessionals**

-30 dakika later-

Kate: *runs into the tent* Quick, Noah, grab a hold of my arm! *extends her arm to Noah*

Noah: *looks at her as if she were crazy* Uh...........okay? *takes a hold of her arm*

Kate: *turns around, and holds her other arm in the air* RANDOMNESS! *stands their – as if expecting something to happen* Huh.........I guess if I ask someone to grab a hold of my arm and hold my arm in the air while screaming something bila mpangilio won't make me fly and leave a upinde wa mvua behind me........ THE MEMO LIED TO ME, JUST LIKE THE CAKE!

Noah: -.- *lets go of her arm*

Kate: *sighs sadly* Oh well.....I guess it's tome to get wewe all to your inayofuata challenge. *sulks out of tent*

*all follow her to studio 65. They go inside, and see that the set has been changed. It is all forest, and very hilly. They also see Crystal standing with two huge things of supplies on either side of her*

Crystal: Hello all! Aw, Kate, wewe look sad. Something wrong?

Kate: *runs up to Crystal, and puts her hands on her shoulders* Crystal, don't believe the memo's! The memo's lie, just like the freaking cake! *runs off crying*

Crystal: Alright then. So......let me tell wewe all what today's challenge is! Since I upendo to go camping, I thought, hey, why not have everyone go camping! *throws both teams their supplies* Everything wewe need to complete this challenge is here! Portable tents, some marsh-mellows, a compass, and the map that tells wewe how to get to the camp-grounds! Anyway......you guys better get going. *sits down on the grass*

Noah: Uh....aren't gonna come with, or.....something?

Crystal: Nah, I'm gonna hang here. Besides, I'll be there when wewe all get there.

Noah: *shrugs, and goes back to his team*

*both teams gather up their supplies, and run into the forest. They all go in the same direction for awhile, but then they come to a fork on the road. Team bacon Hawks go left, and Team Explosion goes to the right*

-with Team Explosion-

Owen: *inhales deeply* Ah, nothing like a walk through an artificial forest to make a man feel on juu of the world, huh Zeke?

Ezekiel: wewe alisema it, eh!

**confessionals**

Ezekiel: I'm so happy me and Owen are friends, eh! I honestly thought he'd be mad at me cause Izzy kissed me, but I'm happy to see he's zaidi mature than that. :)

Owen: Sure, I'm still ticked Izzy kissed Ezekiel, but that doesn't mean I can't be nice to him.

**confessionals**

DJ: *see's Alex sulking, and gets a concerned look* Hows he holding up Noah?

Noah: He's been better.....

Griffon: *is carrying most of the supplies* *groans* Hey, Alex, how about wewe stop sulking for, like, five sekunde and help me!

Alex: *sighs sadly* Whats the point? Even if I help, Gladys will still be hurt.....

**confessionals**

Griffon: And he thought I obsessed over Crystal!

DJ: Okay, Alex usually seems like a cool guy, but he seriously needs to get a grip. I mean, Gladys only has a twisted ankle! Not like it's anything life-threatening..... *gets a concerned look* That wasn't to mean....was it? Oh crap, it WAS to mean! *runs out crying*

**end of confessionals**

Katie: *is looking at the map, and smiling* Come on guys, the maps says we're almost to the camp-grounds!

*all of Team Explosion groans, and pushes on*

-with Team bacon Hawks-

*everyone is walking through thick woods with Mirra leading the way*

Rae: Mirra.....are wewe sure we're going the right way?

Mirra: *smiles* Of course!

**confessionals**

Rae: Yeah.....I think Mirra got us lost. No offense to the girl, but she isn't exactly the first one I'd be picking to read maps.

**end of confessionals**

Alejandro: *looks over Mirra's shoulder, and gets wide eyed* Uh....Mirra, I think wewe need to take another look at that map.

Mirra: Why?

Alejandro: *takes the map from Mirra, flips it around, and hands it back to her* Cause, wewe had it turned upside down.

**confessionals**

Mirra: o-o Crap....

Rikki: *smirks evilly* This is perfect! If we lose, I can just convince everyone to vote off Mirra since she got us lost! Then Alejandro will be mine for the taking! >)

**end of confessionals**

Rikki: *scoffs* Nice going Mirra! Now we'll never catch up to the other team!

Mirra: WAIT! I'm sure there's something close to here that will put us all in the right direction! *looks over the map, and gets a relieved expression* Hey, it says here there's a narrow path just ahead that leads right into the camp-grounds.

Alejandro: *smiles*Alright, great job Mirra!

**confessionals**

Mirra: YES! I got a complement for Alejandro! *squeals in delight*

Rikki: DAMN! He gave her a complement! >.< *groans* Well, if I want Mirra gone, it looks like I need to bump things up a little. >:D

**end of confessionals**

*all of Team bacon Hawks head to the path Mirra was talking about*

-at the camp-grounds-

Crystal: *is whistling “Caramel Dancing” as she waits for the teams*

*all of a sudden, both teams run into the camp-grounds at the same time – all huffing, and trying to catch their breath*

Crystal: Finally! I was getting bored waiting....

Noah: O.O Crystal......how did wewe get here before the rest of us?!

Crystal: I has my was little Noah, I has my ways. >) Okay, since both teams arrived at the exact same time, no points will be given! :D

All: *groans*

Crystal: Glad to see wewe all understand! ^w^ Okay, it's now time for part two of your camping challenge! So, as everyone knows, wewe can't go camping without somewhere to sleep and chat with your friends! For this part, all wewe have to do is set up your teams tent and make a fire! Team Explosion will get the right side, and Team bacon Hawks get the right side. wewe all have a half-hour to complete this task, starting....now!

*both teams rush to their sides*

-with Team Explosion-

Owen: Okay; me, Robin, Noah, and Alex have got the tent covered. So, that leaves Griffon, Katie, DJ, and Ezekiel on moto duty!

Ezekiel: wewe got it Owen!

*Owens group goes to the tent area, and Ezekiels group goes to the moto pit*

Alex: So.....how are we gonna light this thing? We have no matches, no lighters, no nothing if wewe really think about it.

Katie: Hm...AH-HA! I've got the perfect idea! *runs off, and comes back with two stones*

DJ: Katie....that's genius! :D

Katie: Aw, that's DJ! *starts hitting the two stones together, and sparks immediately start to fly of them*

-with Team bacon Hawks-

Riley: Alright; so it's me, Destery, Rayla, Rae, and Alejandro with the fire. That means Melody, Justin, Mirra, Rikki, and Gwen got the tent. Can wewe guys handle it, au do wewe wanna switch with us?

Gwen: *scoffs* Please, putting up the tent will be a piece of cake!

Owen: *runs over* Did someone say cake?! I want some! 8D

Robin: *sees Owen on the other teams sight, and groans* *calls out* Owen, we could use a hand over here! *gestures to Noah – who is Tangled in the tent poles*

Owen: o//3//o *goes back to his team's sight*

Riley: -3- Okay....... So, lets get started then!

*Riley's group goes to the moto pit, and Gwen's group goes to the tent area*

Mirra: So....who knows how to put up a tent?

Gwen: Don't worry, I've gone camping with my mom and brother a lot. I could put this up in my sleep, but I will need some help. I need a few people to hold the actually tent up so I can threat the poles into the little loops. Plus, I need someone to hold and hand me the poles when I need them.

Rikki: *smiles evilly* I can hold and hand the poles Gwen. >:)

Gwen: Cool. So, the rest of wewe cool holding up the tent then?

The rest of Gwen's group: *nods yes*

*Gwen then hands Rikki some of the poles, and goes over to the tent. The others then hold it up as Gwen starts to slowly thread the poles into the loops. Then, when no ones looking, Rikki 'accidentally' slaps the poles into the back of Mirra's head*

Mirra: Hey! Don't hit me with the poles!

Rikki: *gives an: 'I'm totally innocent' look* Oh, I'm SO sorry Mirra! The poles slipped, and hit in wewe in the back of the head kwa accident.

**confessionals**

Mirra: *sarcastic tone* Yeah, and I'm the freaking Queen of England! Man, that Rikki is a lying little.... No Mirra, remember: your on national TV. Lets just say she's what they call a female dog.

Rikki: All according to plan. >:)

**confessionals**

Gwen: Just drop it Mirra! Besides, we could use a little help over here!

Mirra: *momentarily glares at Rikki, but then goes back to helping Gwen set up the tent – watching Rikki from the corner of her eye the whole time*

-30 dakika later-

Crystal: Aaannnddd time! Alright teams, lets see what wewe have!

*both teams have similar looking sights. Well-built tents, and good sized fires with stumps put around them*

Crystal: Hm....this is a tough decision, but......I think Team Explosion wins this one.

Team Explosion: *cheers*

Crystal: Whoa, hold on their guys! There's still zaidi to come! Alright, so after a long siku of camping, it's custom to sit around the camp-fire and roast marsh-mellows till the sun comes up!

Destery: But.....don't people usually roast marsh-mellows at night?

Crystal: -.- *claps her hands, and the lights instantly go out – stimulating night time* Satisfied Destery?

Destery: O.O ….....very.

Crystal: Good! :D So, since it's tradition to have a camp-fire, I'm having all of wewe go to Team Explosions moto tonight! Of course, before wewe do, *songs kengele goes off* I want both teams to pick a good fire-side song, and sing it! Also, the team with the best song gets these handy-dandy roasting stick! *holds up metal roasting sticks*

*both teams huddle up shortly, but then brake at the same time*

Crystal: Okay, Team bacon Hawks, lets hear your song.

Destery: *pulls out a guitar, and starts strumming it* Lets gather around the campfire
Rayla: And sing our campfire song
Gwen: Our C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
Justin: And if wewe don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong
Melody: But it'll help if wewe just sing along
Rae: Bum Bum Bum

All of Team bacon Hawks: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
And if wewe don't think that we can sing it faster then you're wrong
But it'll help if wewe just sing along

Destery: C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song
Patrick! *points at Alejandro*

Alejandro: Song! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E!

Destery: Squidward *points at Rikki* *she says nothing* Good!

All of Team bacon Hawks: It'll help
It'll help
If wewe just sing along!

Riley: O Yea!! *takes Destery's guitar, and smashes it*

Crystal: Very epic guys, very epic. V-V Okay, Team Explosion, your up!

Griffon: This is a little something to remember Courtney by. *starts to clap his hands*

Griffon: We are the CIT's
Noah: So pity us
Katie: The kids are brats
DJ: The chakula is hideous
Ezekiel: We're gonna smoke (eh)
Owen: And drink
Alex: And fool around
Robin: We're nookie bound
All of team Explosion: We are the TD CIT's

Crystal: Hm......I liked the song, but it'd be zaidi epic if Courtney were actually here. :P Because of this, Team bacon Hawks wins the challenge!

Team bacon Hawks: *cheer, and run up to get their sticks*

Crystal: Enjoy the sticks wewe guys! As for Team Explosion, I'm sure there are some regular sticks lying around.

Team Explosion: *groan, and go looking for sticks*

*Team bacon Hawks take their sticks, and go to the camp-fire Crystal was talking about. Meanwhile, Team Explosion are still looking for sticks. They soon find enough sticks, and go jiunge Team bacon Hawks at the camp-fire*

Owen: *with a mouth-full of smores* Mmm, these smores are really good!

Mirra: wewe alisema it Owen! :D

Rikki: *smirks* wewe know Mirra, I'm actually a little proud of you.

Mirra: *with a mouth-full of smores* Really?

Rikki: Of course! I mean, anyone who cares about what others think about them usually watches their figure, but wewe don't. But, hey, I guess we're all over-weight at one time au another. >:)

All: Ooohhh!

**confessionals**

Mirra: Oh, she SO didn't just call me fat!

Riley: Wow, that was seriously harsh! Okay......maybe Rikki and Mirra's fighting is a little zaidi attention-needed than I thought.

**end of confessionals**

Mirra: *glares at Rikki* wewe little witch! *makes a swing at Rikki*

Riley: *holds Mirra back* Calm down Mirra! Rikki isn't worth your time and energy!

Mirra: *struggles against Riley for a bit, but then finally gives up, and sits back down* *she then starts to softly cry*

Alejandro: *pats Mirra's back sympathetically*

Noah: Well........this is an awkward moment here....

Griffon: Yeah it is.....

DJ: *looks over at Katie* So.........uh.........Katie, that thing wewe did with the sticks was pretty cool. I never would've thought of that.

Katie: *smiles* Aw, thanks DJ! Your sweet. :)

**confessionals**

DJ: Do I like Katie? Well................yeah, but she doesn't really seem interested in me. *sighs* Maybe I should take my mommas advice, and just tell Katie I like her. *smiles hopefully* Yeah....I'll do that! *stands up, but then sits right back down* On sekunde thought.......this confessional is pretty cozy...

**end of confessionals**

*everyone continues to talk and eat smores. After all the marsh-mellows and chokoleti are gone, Crystal pops up out of no where*

Crystal: He everyone! Okay, since all the marsh-mellows and chokoleti are gone, it's time for the last part of the challenge! So, all wewe gotta do is pack up, and go to the entrance. And, yeah, I made wewe all put up the tents for nothing. *snickers* Anyway, I'll just be waiting for wewe all there then. *sits down*

Noah: So.....your just gonna sit there?

Crystal: Yep, and wewe know what? I'll still make it to the entrance before wewe all! :D

Noah: -.- *goes back to his team*

*both teams quickly take their tents down, and put out the fire. They then run down the path they took getting to the camp-grounds. Soon, though, they meet up. They then all start to race, but, soon, they come to the entrance – where Crystal is waiting for them*

Crystal: Well...this has never happened before.

Chris: *comes up from no where* Whats never happened before?

Crystal: Well, both teams had a point, so I was gonna make whoever came to the entrance first the winners. But....the problem is.....they both came at the same time.

Chris: Can't we do a tie-breaker au something?

Crystal: Normally yes, but we have no time to! This is only a half-hour show.....remember?

Chris: Hm......Wait! What if.........both teams have to send someone nyumbani tonight? That way we can get a double elimination out of the way!

Crystal: Actually.....that's a pretty good idea. Alright, both teams lose today.

All: Say what?!

**confessionals**

Alex: Both teams lose?! *groans* Chris is SO not gonna get away with this!

**end of confessionals**

Alex: *whispers to Riley* Hey, do wewe wanna teams up, and beat the snot out of Chris? It's gonna be totally epic. B)

Riley: *smiles evilly* Sure. >)

*Alex and Riley quickly spread the word, and, soon, everyone is glaring at Chris – which is making him very uneasy*

Chris: Uh....can I help wewe all?

Alex and Riley: Get him!

*everyone then chases Chris – who is screaming like a little girl. Crystal then comes in front of the camera with a smile*

Crystal: Well, looks like there's only one thing left to do.........THE ENDING QUESTIONS! ^w^ So, did wewe like that both teams lost? Will Rikki and Mirra ever become friends? And are we truly mistreating Chris? Find these majibu and zaidi in the same place wewe left them, inayofuata time on....Total Drama Rama!


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Yep, it's another episode. :P Anyway....please vote off one person from both teams. I'd give a list, but......I be lazy. XP

Till inayofuata time!
(In the nyota Monkey's cabin, everyone was talking about Trent being with Heather.)

Owen: Trent and Heather are in upendo with each other. Woo hoo!

Justin: Alright! They are my inayopendelewa couple.

Leshawna: Correct.

Eva: They better stick together forever!

Gwen: I don't want Trent anyways. au Duncan.

(Just then, Trent came in.)

Trent: What's up, guys?

Sierra: We were talking about wewe and Heather paired up.

Trent: Oh yeah. I'm with her now. Sorry Gwen.

Gwen: It's alright. I'll find a man of my dreams.

Trent: That's good.

Leshawna: We'll make sure that wewe will stay with Heather.

Trent: Thanks guys.

(Meanwhile,...
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(We now go to all the campers eating a bunch of maziwa and ice cream)

Trent: This is really good.

Courtney: Tell me about it.

Heather: So i heard somebody will be eliminated tonight.

Harold: And it won't be Justin, since he is now a good person.

Justin: Thank you.

Sierra: Speaking of which, i am crazy as Izzy.

Izzy: (Surprised) wewe think so?

Sierra: Yeah.

(All of a sudden, Chris was seen flying on a helicopter, holding a megaphone.

Chris: Campers, if wewe can follow me to the studio for your first challenge.

(All the campers head to the studio, as they see a bunch of maziwa and ice cream)

Chris: Are wewe all...
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Chris: Ok wewe all votted and today i'm giveing out Dimonds! alot off votes. thease poeple had 0 kura Bridgette!
Bridgette: YES!
Chris: Ray
Ray: yay!!!!!!
Chris: Noah!
Ray: yes!
Noah: Yes! *noah and ray make out*
Chris: and finaly DJ and less!
DJ: yes
Less: yipee!
Chris: thease people had only one vote Jamie
Jamie: yes
Chris: Jax!
Jax: Yay!!!!!!
Chris: Avan!
Avan: Finaly!
Chris: Rayven!
Rayven: Yay!!!!!!
Chris: Jar3d!
Jar3d: yay!!!!!
Chris: there are only 2 of wewe left lindsay and jake this person had 2......... it gose to...................... Lindsay!
Lindsay: yay!!!!!!!!
Jake: what???
Lindsay: The dimond is shinny!...
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Confessional
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Jacob:Well,no one really did anything bad to make us lose....this is hard!
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Storm:I say Lucy,she didn't listen to me!
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Alex:..The only one I can think of is Zatch,and he didn't anything wrong!Gah!
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Zatch:Poor Leeroy,I hope he doesn't get voted off...
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Jacob:*after uandishi the names of the people on a sheet of paper,he closes his eyes and circles a bila mpangilio name*
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Chris:Okay,The kura are in.If wewe do not resieve a sock filled with soap,you will be leaving.
Alex:Sock with soap?
Lucy:How is that scary?
Chris:The hurt,trust me.Anyways.We will begin.
Storm,Mizzie you...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
On the first day, all of the contestants were asleep but that changed.

Chris: *through microphone* EVERYBODY UP, UP, UP, UP, GET UP!!!!!

Everyone: Oh MY GOD!!!

Chris: *carrying a baby doll*

Everyone comes in their pajamas.

Rayven: Chris...

Ray: Is that....

Bree and Erica: A BABY!?

Chris: No, it's just a doll. That's what today's challenge is about. 4 people will be "married" and the others will have to babysit a baby doll and take care of it like a real baby. Lucy and Jordan will be a couple that's "married". Bree and Leeroy will be a "married" couple. Now all of wewe will have to take these babies. *throws some boy and girl baby dolls*
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Fay: Time for your first challenge! Come meet me at the bonfire pit in 10 minutes! *walks away*

Kylie: What do wewe think she'll make us do?

Rayven: Come on! Fay can't think of anything that bad!

Fay: *comes back* But first, I think I should introduce wewe guys to a few people that I think you'll like!

All: *confused*

Fay: Bridgette, Tyler, Courtney, Gwen, Geoff, Harold, Ezekiel, Lindsay, Noah, Heather, Duncan, Leshawna, Cody, DJ and Owen! Oh, and Alejandro and Sierra!

Zoey: Yay, Duncan! *hugs him*

Alex: Get off of him!

Zoey: Why?

Alex: He's mine!

Zoey: What?

Alex: Ugh! *shoves Zoey and hugs Duncan*...
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Chris: TODAYS CHALLENGE IS A PROM!!
First I will randomly pick a girl and a boy! Then they will pick someone and it goes on but the 3 who dont get pick will be ELIMINATED!!
Everyone: *Gasp*
Chris: *Picks* The guy is TRENT!!! And the girl is.....................KATIE!!
Trent: I PICK JADE!!
Jade: *blushes and goes up*
Katie: JARED!!!!!!!
Jared: Cool *goes up and Katie hugs him*
Chris:Ok then they will pick someone to pick next
Jade:DJ!
Jared: Lindsay!
DJ: ZOEY!!!!
Zoey: AWESOME!! *runs up*
Lindsay: NOAH!!!
Everyone: TYLER ISNT IN THIS SEA- wait She finally alisema someone besides Tyler!!
Ray: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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Natalie: Welcome to Total Drama...Really?! I'm Natalie Charm and I have generously volunteered to be this season's host! We have a few old faces, 12 to be exact, and a few new faces, also 12 to be exact. This season, we're coming to wewe from Malibu, California! We'll be traveling to maarufu Californian cities such as L.A. and San Francisco, but our nyumbani base is right here on Malibu Beach. So get ready for a season of secrets, surprises, and epic twists! Right here on Total! Drama!...Really?!
*theme plays*
Natalie: Ok, so we'll bring in the old faces first. Please welcome Courtney, Gwen, Lindsay,...
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posted by izzysawsome
Tasha: hujambo everybody this is a new season of Total Drama I'm Chris's Sister Tasha and I'm the host. And here comes the first contestant of Tds I welcome Natalie

Natalie: Hi Tasha it's great to be here

Tasha: *Whispers to the camra* Thats what she thinks inayofuata up is Rikki

Rikki: Hi Tasha and Hi other girl *smiles*

Natalie: WOW wewe have awesome teeth!

Rikki: Thanks

Tasha: Girls I welcome Jordan

Jordan: hujambo Tasha

Tasha: Ya ya ya whatever. I present Rayven

Rayven: Hi Tasha

Tasha: HI ALREADY!!!

Rayven: Geez don't have to be so....

Tasha: Dare to finish that sentence! *Sinister look*

Rayven: *gulps* No

Tasha: I didn't think so. Now give it up for Jared

Jared: Hi people

Rikki and Nathalie: Whatever

Tasha: Heres Zoey!

Zoey: Hi Tasha Hi everybody I'm Zoey.

Everybody: Hi

Tasha: Heres Ray!

Ray: Hi everybody!

Tasha: Heres Penny and Samatha

Penny: Hi everybody

Samatha: Hi people

Part 2 coming soon :D
Geoff: Your kidding me right???????
Noah: No! This could really be the end of the world.
Bridgette: We have to worn the world.
Duncan: Frist Courtney!
Katie: But we don't know where she is.
Izzy:woho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
geoff: Izzy????
Izzy: I know where courtney is.
Duncan: where?
Izzy: Hop on my vine.
Duncan: Your crazy!
Izzy: I know i am.
Duncan: how about u walk me there.
Izzy: ok.
Geoff: I'll go on main mitaani, mtaa with bridgette.
noah: I'll go to all the state house.
Sadie: I'll go to all the houses with katie!
Duncan: I'll go tell courtney with izzy.
Izzy: yep
Noah: ok lets go!
-Monroe's P.O.V-

I logged onto Facebook as Duncan fell asleep on the couch.

'What a slob' i thought as he snored very loudly.

I looked at my notifications and noticed Alexis had accepted my friendship request.

I also had a message from her which she'd sent a few dakika ago...

'Hey Monroe.

Erm, I know this is weird, but are wewe related to a Duncan Juarez?

If wewe are, can wewe force him to meet up with me, wewe and my mum; Courtney Renez; in the park please?

I dont know why i'm telling wewe this, but i actually want Duncan and Courtney to get back together seeing as she's not exactly 'happily married'...
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-Courtney's P.O.V-

"You know that old onyesha Total Drama Island that i was on?" i smiled at the distant memory.

"No" Alexis had a blank look on her face.

"Check it out on YouTube" i said.

"Hello gorgeous" my husband, Justin, walked in and kissed my lips.

"Ew, public display of affection, EW!" my thirteen mwaka old son, Filip, gagged.

"Its romantic" my other daughter, Tilly, sighed in awe.

Alexis went into the jikoni and bought her laptop into the living room.

"What'cha doing?" Justin asked.

"Watching Total Drama Island" i answered and she nodded.

He mumbled something in audible and went upstairs to take...
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- Alexis' P.O.V-

"Leave me alone Monroe!" i shrieked at the pierced punk following me home.

"Why would i do that, princess?" he smirked which infuriated me.

"Just... go" i alisema calmly as i picked up my pace to a gentle jog.

"Nice ass" i heard him snicker.

"What?" i growled at him.

"I said, nice ass, didn't wewe hear me, toots?" he smirked, yet again.

"Toots?!" i stared at him, dumbfounded.

"Yeah" he laughed as he swung his arm around my shoulders pulling me closer to him.

I could smell the distinct fragrance of a 'Diesel' aftershave.

"Mmm" i sighed.

"Like it?" he asked cockily.

I pushed him away and shrieked,...
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Kenny Rogers: Hi my name is kenny rogers and your all on my reality onyesha bitches!!

Gwen: ok?

Kenny rogers: Thats right Total drama kenny rogers and hujambo hujambo hujambo here are the teams

Kenny rogers: Team uno- Gwen, Harold, Alejandro, Courtney and Cody

Courtney: I cant be on a team with her *points at gwen*

Kenny rogers: Well tough luck im the boss *hits harold in the head with bottle*

Cody: what the hell

*camera goes to harold*

Harold: ahhh *on the ground*

Kenny rogers: Oh dont worry hes fine

*camera goes to kenny rogers*

Kenny Rogers: On Team Magical is Duncan, Heather, Geoff, Izzy and Owen.

Geoff: party!!!!...
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posted by KARIxTRENT
chris:last time on total drama dynamite...our contestants had to do duncan's phobia....and since mr.toughguy:duncan couldn't do it,we alisema goodbye to him...6 contestants left:kari,megan,nicole,aydan,kate,and selena....one winner!who will win?!find out now on total drama dynamite!
chris:today's challange ladies...is running!whoever can run farthest WITHOUT passing out wins!
kari:this bites..
selena sighed:tell me about it.
aydan:mm hmmm...
megan:yeah.
kate:agreed..
kari:may the best girl win...
sigh.
chris:ready?set?GO!
and kari is in the lead and she gets pushed kwa aydan,that is breaking the rules!bye sister!
5 contestants left...one winner,who will win...?find out inayofuata time on total drama dynamite!
posted by KARIxTRENT
chris:last time on total drama dynamite...our contestants:kari,trent,nicole,duncan,megan,aydan, geoff,kate,selena,and justin arrived.their first challange:climbing up mt.chrismore!justin was elimnated because he fell off because pretty boy was too focused on his looks.figures...anyways,who will get voted off today find out now on total drama dynamite!
chris walked up to the challangers:today's challange:cooking!the one with the best dish wins!I will be the judge!and if they don't blow up the kitchen!geoff blew up the kitchen.
chris:cough,cough wewe are elimnated!
aydan kissed geoff on last time.
chris:aww....
he shoved geoff.
chris:who will be voted off inayofuata time?!find out inayofuata time on total drama dynamite!
confessions of lindsay:
lindsay was in the confession can kusoma a magizine and peeing.
kari was building a raft, slab to float away from the headache ditz.
andrea looked at her.
kari:what?
andrea:you didnt plan on leaving her DID YOU?
kari didnt look amused:no.that would be cruel and heartless..
confessions of kari:
I planned on stranding her!ah,just playing,not that evil.but she IS annoying.
lindsay:kara,what are wewe doing?
kari threw the raft, slab and said:Ah,screw it.
nothing.
lindsay:oh no...
kari:what?
lindsay:I have to pee...
kari:then GO!
lindsay:but I cant leave our conversation!
Kari rolled her eyes:we were...
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Chris: Mysterys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Duncan: What was that for?
Chris: We R going to have anouther season!
Heather: Oh great!
Chris: here R the teams! team 1! duncan, Issy, Owen, Coutney, and Eva. team 2, Heather, Lnday, Tyler, Justin, and beth! And team 3, Sierra, cody, alojodo, geoff, and bridgette! The outhers U will be my helpers! Campers! Every siku we will have a chalnge on mysterys! One of these r the one who did it! au me and Chefe! Well, that's mostly all. sorry that was short! well we have to get to Chcogo USA! We will have to wait till anouther onyesha to do this! Buy!

Chris: What they don't know is that they will be recored the wole time! Buy!
INTRO:
"sup dues and dudettes? Your new host, chris here to host extreme, crazy, mentally brain challenging, bone-breaking, painful-"
"I think we get the point, Chris."chef shoka yelled from the kitchen.
~commercial break~
"here we are, howz about we meet the cast?"said chris with a grim smile."lets meet Alex, Kaitlan, Nikole, Ashley, and Addrey!"
later on chris introduced nikole after alex.

"hey people! when are we going to eat?(looks around) this place looks boring, how about we turn up the volume?" Nikole runs to chris with a lighter.
"what are wewe going with lighter?" alisema chris gulping...
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Sumer's POV: i was gonna kill Heather! Why? She'd read my diary out for the WHOLE viewing world to hear. Im NOT happy! "Hey heather" i greet as if nothing is wrong, but i just wanna tear her head off! GRRRR! "Hey, Sumer" she replied. "Do wewe wanna hang with me in the woods?" i asked, "sure" she said. Ha. She's so naive. We went to the middle of the woods. "It's freezing" heather complained, so, to warm her up, i got out my flame thrower from my hiding place in a mti and killed her...
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