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(Ok so I'm sorry if this episode might b toned down from my usual randomness.  I'm just going threw some BS in school right now (not grade wise! No matter how retarded I act I assure u I have strait A's!) So Jes! Enjoy :D)

Rayla: Yo, Yo, Yo skittles! What's crack-a-lackin homes! Everything good in the kofia Dog?!

TS -Destrey: -.-

Destrey: It's all good Bra! How's bout you? How's Shantey Gurl?!

Rayla: Oh she is FINE! Yo, I got to get this done, but we can talk later 'right?

Destrey: Fo SURE! wewe do your thing!
*Both burst out laughing*

TS: -___-

Rayla: *wipes tear from her eye* FINALLY! Someone who gets it! Anyways, Bla Bla Bla, No doughnut. No stay ever. So Bla ya lumps! First goes to Ebony!

Lucas: Um... We don't have an Ebony....

Rayla: Oh...ya.... I don't wanna do this ZAP! *Hits floor causing her to disappear and Shane to be in her place. Him wearing his PJs With a toothbrush in his mouth*

TS: 0.o

Shane: *spits out toothbrush* UHG! I told mom not to get her those!

Cody: OMG THIS IS TAKING FOREVER!

Shane: *gets a paper airplane thrown at his head and he unfolds it* It says..... Cody is a gay, retarded, O.O I won't say that......

Cody: DX 

Shane: It also says 'Yo broham guy dude, pass out the stuff, Zeke doesn't get one..oops... *throws doughnuts to all but Zeke.

Zeke: What? But I was gonna win this time Yo! 

Shane: Sorry man, *shrugs* At least wewe got farther this time.

Zeke: I Guess.....See ya later homies! *dolphin+leaves=Bye Zeke!*

Shane: Well see ya on the marro! 

☺☀✪❀THE inayofuata DAY❀✪☀☺

Rayla: Ello campers! I have a new special guest that will be helping us on the show! She-

Crystal: WAIT!!!! Yous didn't intro!

Destrey: *grumbling* job stealer. 

Rayla: Cause we wouldn't wanna forget that. -.- Last time on Total Drama Blank! We went on an awesome camping trip! Which happened to have Awesome songs, crapy camps, and bears!

Star: Uh.. Ya about that... When will Noah be back?

Rayla: *shrugs* sometime today :P WHAT WILL HAPPEN THIS WEEK?! Find out only on Total. Drama! BLANK!!!! Anyways, As I was saying she'll chain herself to about anything she feels doesn't deserve to be taken away, 'Last of the American Girls' kwa Greenday is her theme song, she has survived 8 hunger strikes!, and she's Shane's best friend, IT'S EBONY!

(A girl with long black hair under a skull beanie. Who wears a save the trees V-neck with a koti, jacket over it, and some faded jeans comes out from behind Rayla.)

Ebony: hujambo guys. What's up?

Cody: Wow.......:D

Gwen: *whispers to Duncan* I think I just got replaced :)*

Rayla: Well Ebony will be helping me and Shane out till chef gets back but I don't even freaking know when he's coming back so... Ya.... Shut ya face. Enjoy breccy! 


@ Z starburst table!

Crystal: So Mirra, wewe know that Cretan someone I like?

Mirra: wewe mean HIM?

Crystal: YA!

Mirra: Well?

Crystal: I'm gonna tell HIMI like him!

Mirra: That's great! HE will be thrilled!

Crystal: I cant wait to tell HIM!

Someone: God we all know your talking about Dj. No need to to put emphasis on 'He' au 'Him'.

Everyone: *LE GASP*

Star: NOAH 8D *runs up and hugs him*

Noah: OW! 

Star: Oh my bacon hawk I'm sorry! What happened to your arm?

Noah: Nothing really just a kubeba scratch. *shrugs*

Star: AWWW pobrecito! Let's get wewe some food! *they sit* 

Crystal: Anyways, any advise on how to tell?

Mirra: Just be forward! Don't hesitate. Anything to add Alejandro? 

Alejandro: Well- *gets jabbed in the rib kwa Courtney* OW!

Courtney: *Makes zip it sign*

Alejandro: *stays quite*

Mirra: Alejandro? 

Alejandro: *Still doesn't respond* 

Mirra:.....: *Shrugs* Anyways..

****CONFESSIONAL****
Alejandro: UHG! ITS NOT WORKING!!! Why won't she understand I'm angry with her? *sighs* I guess this is my payback for playing all those chicas....*gets idea* Maybe this bad luck will disappear if I apologize to all who I seduced! I should probably apologise to the ones I was really evil to also... *looks into camera* Bridghette, Heather, Lindsey I am truly sorry for how I acted last season.... I hope wewe may forgive me! Now for the rest!
****END CONFESSIONAL****

WITH SKITTLES LE

Cody: *staring dreamily at Ebony and sighs*

Owen: Go talk to her man!

Cody: Oh ya I will. She'll be all over this! *flexes arms just to onyesha no muscles* :( well I'm still gonna!

Destrey: WAIT! Before ya do! *looks around* Ok no barking spiders wewe SHALL PASS!

Cody: Ok....? *walks over to Ebony* Yo Ebony!

Ebony: Oh hey...Cody Right?

Cody: So you've heard of me?

Ebony: No..... There's a note on your shati that says 'Hi I'm Cody. I enjoy gawking at Noah, Peeing myself, and playing with darth vader dolls.....

Owen & Des: *burst out laughing*

Cody: GRRR... 

Ebony: Uh....

Cody: Anyways, none of Those are true! 

Ebony: Then why did wewe waste paper uandishi it?

Cody: I-I didn't. 

Ebony: Sure.

Shane: hujambo Ebony!

Ebony: Oh hujambo Shane! Long time no see!

Shane: Ya....

Ebony: Thanks a lot for getting me this job! I was barley getting enough money to buy some cup-a-noodles with my last job! *hugs him*

Shane: *blushes* hujambo no prob.....

Cody: ): *mopes back over to his seat* I think I already Lost her.....

Destrey: Oh C'mon! No need to give up up hope.

Cody: I guess.....

Rayla: *On intercom* hujambo GUYS COME TO THE OUTSIDE! I WANNA GET THIS CHALLENGE STARTED! WOW....I'VE NEVER USED THIS... ITS FUN! samaki IS NASTY! IM ALLERGIC TO IT! EEYEP! HAHA THIS THING MAKES STUFF 20% COOLER! (A/N heshima if wewe know the reference!!!)

(。・`ω´・)ΘƲτ Șίɖε!!!!

Rayla: Well imma just give ya a free siku cause I have no idea what to do for a challenge so... I'll just have ya sing a song and wewe can go.

All: *groan*

Rayla: TSK TSK y'all should know kwa now! Also heard most of ya are having relation ship problems while I'm still forever Alone xP....SING CAUSE YO MAMA SAID!

 
Alejandro: upendo me cancerously
Like a salt-sore soaked in the sea
Courtney: "High maintenance" means
You're a gluttonous queen
Narcissistic and mean

Gwen: Kill me romantically
Lucas: Fill my soul with vomit, then ask me for a piece of gum
LeShawana: uchungu, chungu and dumb
You're my sugarplum
Cody: You're awful...I upendo you!

All: She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to Bones in bed
Must be the sign on my head
That says, oh, "Love me dead!"
upendo me dead!

Cody: You're a faith-healer on TV
Crystal: You're an office park without any trees
Corporate and cold
Gushing for gold
Dj: Leave me alone

Destrey: You're a parasitic, psycho, filthy creature, finger-bangin' my heart
Ava: wewe call me up drunk
Does the fun ever start?
Owen: You're hideous...and sexy!

All: She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to Bones in bed
It must be the sign on my head
That says, oh, "Love me dead!"
upendo me dead!
Wow! Uh!

Robin: upendo me cancerously...
All: Brrrot-da-da-da-da-da!
Brrrot-da-da-da-da-da!
Billy: How's your new boy?
Does he know about me?
You've got the mark of the beast
Noah: You're born of a jackal! You're beautiful!

All: She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to Bones in bed
Wha' 'bout the sign on my head?
That says, oh, "Love me dead!"
upendo me dead! upendo me dead! upendo me dead!
Oh...love...me...dead!

Rayla: *in high-pitched voice* AMAZING! Oh ya! I learned a new trick from Adventure Time! *throws down key and a door appears* HATERS GONNA HATE! :D *Jumps threw door*

Samanthat: Yokes.... 

WITH ALEJANDRO!

Alejandro: Now who to apologies to next.....?

Gwen, LeShawana, & Duncan: *walking by*

Alejandro: *snaps his fingers* Of course! :D *Walks over to them* Holla chikas, bromigo....

LeShawana: What do wewe want?!

Duncan: If wewe came to trying to kiss my pasty, Consider yourself dead. *LeShawana&Duncan look at Gwen*

Gwen:...um...........YA!

Duncan: Fail.....:P

Gwen: WELL I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL TO SAY!

Alejandro: *clears throat* Anyways, I wanted to apologise to wewe LeShawana. I had no right to seduce wewe last season. And Duncan and Gwen? I am very sorry I made Tyler tell on wewe two.

All 3: 8O

Alejandro: Now I have to go apologise to others. *walks off*

All 3: 8O

WITH CRYSTAL&DJ

Crystal: So Dj....?

Dj: Yo?

Crystal: I've been meaning to tell you....

Dj: Crystal there's a....

Crystal: I really..

Dj: Crystal!!!

Crystal: I really like wewe :)

Dj: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *runs off screaming.

Crystal: :( Wha......? 

Monster: GRRRRRRR!!!!!

Crystal: HOLY! AHHHGHHHH!!! *runs off*

WITH OTHERS

Destrey: Gather 'round kiddies! Father Destrey has a story for wewe all!

*Mirra, Owen, Geoff, Noah, and nyota gather round*

Destrey: Court, ya coming? 

Courtney: UGH!

Destrey: *shrugs* 

Courtney: D:< NICE PANTS FAGGOT FACE! *storms off*

****CONFESSIONAL****
Destrey:.....................SHE LIKES MY PANTS :D

Courtney: UHG! How am I supposed to make him jelouse  if he doesn't even notice I'm ignoring him! Time for plan B >:D
****END CONFESSIONAL****

Destrey: THANKS COURT! :D As I was saying-

Alejandro: Um... Owen.... I would like to say I am sorry! I did not deserve to treat wewe like I did last season. So... Um yes.... *walks off* 

All: 8O

Destrey: DANGIT I FORGOT WHAT MY STORY WAS! *pretends to cry* I'm sorry! 3: *runs off*

Mirra: *sighs* I'm gonna go talk to him. *Fallows* 

*Door appears and Rayla walks threw*

Rayla: Y'all no need to be here! *pushes Geoff and Owen threw door*

Noah: Where does that take them?

Rayla: *shrugs and throws down key and jumps threw door*

Noah: So Star.... I really Li-

Star: Like wewe :D Me to.....

Noah: Great! :)

****CONFESSIONAL****
Star: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!  :D FINALLY!!!!
****END CONFESSIONAL****

WITH CODY AND OWEN

Owen: So then the monster ate us and I ended up here! I don't know where Geoff is Thoe!
 
Cody: Ya, ya, great. So what should I do?!

Owen: Well, wewe gotta seem better then Shane! Which will be really hard because he's SHANE! I mean who wouldn't upendo a person who looks like a cartoon!

Cody: -.-

Rayla: *comes out of door* WELL! This episode is pointless and wewe all probably hate it but whatever! Ebony questions!

Ebony: So.... Was this episode pure shiz nipple?, What do ya think of me?, Uh.....why are most of the free days fluffy?! wewe probably won't find out inayofuata time on Total. Drama! BLANK!!!!

Destrey: Wait......SHE DOESN'T LIKE MY PANTS!!! D:<

(Ya.... I'm disappointed with this...... We'll leave maswali and stuff! PEACE! Abby/Starburst-Rock!) 
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I miss the way,Patrick loved me so.By kicking me,in the stomic!And I miss the night time,when Patrick walked so slow!

OHOOOH!

And other times,she'd get cranky!I miss the fun days,when Patrick hugged me so.And then maybe,I'd get kissed!

OHOO PATRICK,OHOO PATRICK!I,I MISS wewe SO!Oh my Patrick,my little Patrick why'd wewe have to let me go?

Dude,get over it!

I miss the morning,when Patrick couldn't talk!But just insteed,she'd kick Heather.

I have to give her props!*laughs*

And I miss the great times,when Patrick told a joke*laughs*.Abd other times,she'd just kick me ouble!Ouch!

OHOO PATRICK,OHOO PATRICK!I,I MISS wewe SO!Oh my Patrick,my little patrick!Why'd wewe have to let me go,why'd wewe have to let me go?
*in time machien*
Lin:Where are we going this time?
Doc:America.
Jake:What year?
Doc:1935!We will be with babe ruth,and Lou Gereg!
Kayla:Whatevs!
Kiara:*rolls eyes*
*time machien lands*
Doc:*opens it*OH MY!
Umpire:BATTER OUT!
Babe Ruth:*shouts*GOD DA....*looks at erica*U UP HERE!BAT!
Erica:Ok*walks to batting area*ok now wha...*gets hit in cheek kwa ball*OW!
Babe ruth:UGH!
Lou gereg:C'MON!
Erica:*holds bat wrongly*
Babe ruth:YOU SUCK!C'MON U LITTLE PIECE OF.....
Other team:*throws ball*
Erica:*swings and misses*
Umpire:STRICK ONE!!!
Lou Gered:U swing LIKE A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Erica:Excuse me?I AM NOT DOING THIS CRAP!*runs away*
Tammy:ERICA!
part 2 coming soon!
*at a fire*
Vanti:GUYS GUYS!!!!
Drew:What?
Vanti:JESSICA DIED!!!!!!!!
Jake:OH MY GOD JASONS REAL!!!!
Penny:NO!LETS GO JAKE!!!!!!*they walk to the forest*
*meanwhile*
Kasey:HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!?
Matt:Um Freddy?
Shady:C'mon lets leave!
*all 4 leave their fire*
Kaey:WAIT UP!GUYS!guys?*falls asleep*
Jeyad:OH CRAP NO!
Freddy:Hello sweaty!*blades come out*u fell asleep!
Kasey:U CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL U WANT!im not scared!*crosses arms*
Freddy:Good!*comes closer*
Kasey:WHAT?!
Freddy:*laughs*ur scared!*has a blade touch Kasey's nose*
Kasey:*screams then wakes up*
Jeyad:NOW UR UP!!!!!!
Kasey:I almost died!*gets up and...
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posted by 7thGradeGenius
After the two performances kwa Jacki and Jennavive, I got a bit nervous. I've heard Jacki sing before and I know she's definately in. There's no way ANYBODY would say no to her. But the reason I was nervous was that there were only 2 open spots left and 3 girls left to go, including me. I knew Jennavive wasn't in because she sucks major balls.

Back at the theatre, Veronica put her long black hair up in a ponytail, giving me deja vu from Heather on first season.

"OK, inayofuata is....Destiny."

Destiny flicked her long, curly black hair and sweetly got a mic and stood up onstage.

"And I guess you're singing?"...
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posted by TDIlover226
Owen wanted to go over and see if Harold was ok, but he knew that Harold worked i a porn shop, and that he never won over Leshawna. Owen figured if he would ask, that he would be told what he already knows. I don't get another chance to win over Izzy, the thought popped into Owen's mind. I need to get her alone and tell her. Izzy told the others about how she had became a millionair. Heather was now qiuet and shy and she acted like a sweet girl, but evryone knew that Heater was devilesh inside.
I can't beleive Heather is trying to cover up what shes done, shes an evil girl, she made fun of...
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Hello everyone..

This is Just an bila mpangilio idea me and my friend had came up with and it's is an murder story... so if wewe don't like murder story then don't read it..

Courtney370:Gwen
Fangirl99:Trent

*Trent calls Gwen*

Gwen's under Trent kitanda

Gwen: hello

Trent: Gwen, where are you?

Gwen: No where..

Trent: What do wewe mean kwa that?

Gwen: All wewe want to do is rape, then kill me..

Trent: Still, I need to know where wewe are

Gwen: Noo, i'm not telling you..

Trent: Gwen, if wewe don't, I will find wewe

Gwen: Whatever..

Trent: Don't worry, I'll find wewe *hangsup*

Gwen gets the phone and hold it close to her chest

Trent: I will find her
Here it is a sneak peek of total drama revenge of the couples starting in December. Yeah!
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LINDSAY!!!!!
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