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(Ok so I'm sorry if this episode might b toned down from my usual randomness.  I'm just going threw some BS in school right now (not grade wise! No matter how retarded I act I assure u I have strait A's!) So Jes! Enjoy :D)

Rayla: Yo, Yo, Yo skittles! What's crack-a-lackin homes! Everything good in the kofia Dog?!

TS -Destrey: -.-

Destrey: It's all good Bra! How's bout you? How's Shantey Gurl?!

Rayla: Oh she is FINE! Yo, I got to get this done, but we can talk later 'right?

Destrey: Fo SURE! wewe do your thing!
*Both burst out laughing*

TS: -___-

Rayla: *wipes tear from her eye* FINALLY! Someone who gets it! Anyways, Bla Bla Bla, No doughnut. No stay ever. So Bla ya lumps! First goes to Ebony!

Lucas: Um... We don't have an Ebony....

Rayla: Oh...ya.... I don't wanna do this ZAP! *Hits floor causing her to disappear and Shane to be in her place. Him wearing his PJs With a toothbrush in his mouth*

TS: 0.o

Shane: *spits out toothbrush* UHG! I told mom not to get her those!

Cody: OMG THIS IS TAKING FOREVER!

Shane: *gets a paper airplane thrown at his head and he unfolds it* It says..... Cody is a gay, retarded, O.O I won't say that......

Cody: DX 

Shane: It also says 'Yo broham guy dude, pass out the stuff, Zeke doesn't get one..oops... *throws doughnuts to all but Zeke.

Zeke: What? But I was gonna win this time Yo! 

Shane: Sorry man, *shrugs* At least wewe got farther this time.

Zeke: I Guess.....See ya later homies! *dolphin+leaves=Bye Zeke!*

Shane: Well see ya on the marro! 

☺☀✪❀THE inayofuata DAY❀✪☀☺

Rayla: Ello campers! I have a new special guest that will be helping us on the show! She-

Crystal: WAIT!!!! Yous didn't intro!

Destrey: *grumbling* job stealer. 

Rayla: Cause we wouldn't wanna forget that. -.- Last time on Total Drama Blank! We went on an awesome camping trip! Which happened to have Awesome songs, crapy camps, and bears!

Star: Uh.. Ya about that... When will Noah be back?

Rayla: *shrugs* sometime today :P WHAT WILL HAPPEN THIS WEEK?! Find out only on Total. Drama! BLANK!!!! Anyways, As I was saying she'll chain herself to about anything she feels doesn't deserve to be taken away, 'Last of the American Girls' kwa Greenday is her theme song, she has survived 8 hunger strikes!, and she's Shane's best friend, IT'S EBONY!

(A girl with long black hair under a skull beanie. Who wears a save the trees V-neck with a koti, jacket over it, and some faded jeans comes out from behind Rayla.)

Ebony: hujambo guys. What's up?

Cody: Wow.......:D

Gwen: *whispers to Duncan* I think I just got replaced :)*

Rayla: Well Ebony will be helping me and Shane out till chef gets back but I don't even freaking know when he's coming back so... Ya.... Shut ya face. Enjoy breccy! 


@ Z starburst table!

Crystal: So Mirra, wewe know that Cretan someone I like?

Mirra: wewe mean HIM?

Crystal: YA!

Mirra: Well?

Crystal: I'm gonna tell HIMI like him!

Mirra: That's great! HE will be thrilled!

Crystal: I cant wait to tell HIM!

Someone: God we all know your talking about Dj. No need to to put emphasis on 'He' au 'Him'.

Everyone: *LE GASP*

Star: NOAH 8D *runs up and hugs him*

Noah: OW! 

Star: Oh my bacon hawk I'm sorry! What happened to your arm?

Noah: Nothing really just a kubeba scratch. *shrugs*

Star: AWWW pobrecito! Let's get wewe some food! *they sit* 

Crystal: Anyways, any advise on how to tell?

Mirra: Just be forward! Don't hesitate. Anything to add Alejandro? 

Alejandro: Well- *gets jabbed in the rib kwa Courtney* OW!

Courtney: *Makes zip it sign*

Alejandro: *stays quite*

Mirra: Alejandro? 

Alejandro: *Still doesn't respond* 

Mirra:.....: *Shrugs* Anyways..

****CONFESSIONAL****
Alejandro: UHG! ITS NOT WORKING!!! Why won't she understand I'm angry with her? *sighs* I guess this is my payback for playing all those chicas....*gets idea* Maybe this bad luck will disappear if I apologize to all who I seduced! I should probably apologise to the ones I was really evil to also... *looks into camera* Bridghette, Heather, Lindsey I am truly sorry for how I acted last season.... I hope wewe may forgive me! Now for the rest!
****END CONFESSIONAL****

WITH SKITTLES LE

Cody: *staring dreamily at Ebony and sighs*

Owen: Go talk to her man!

Cody: Oh ya I will. She'll be all over this! *flexes arms just to onyesha no muscles* :( well I'm still gonna!

Destrey: WAIT! Before ya do! *looks around* Ok no barking spiders wewe SHALL PASS!

Cody: Ok....? *walks over to Ebony* Yo Ebony!

Ebony: Oh hey...Cody Right?

Cody: So you've heard of me?

Ebony: No..... There's a note on your shati that says 'Hi I'm Cody. I enjoy gawking at Noah, Peeing myself, and playing with darth vader dolls.....

Owen & Des: *burst out laughing*

Cody: GRRR... 

Ebony: Uh....

Cody: Anyways, none of Those are true! 

Ebony: Then why did wewe waste paper uandishi it?

Cody: I-I didn't. 

Ebony: Sure.

Shane: hujambo Ebony!

Ebony: Oh hujambo Shane! Long time no see!

Shane: Ya....

Ebony: Thanks a lot for getting me this job! I was barley getting enough money to buy some cup-a-noodles with my last job! *hugs him*

Shane: *blushes* hujambo no prob.....

Cody: ): *mopes back over to his seat* I think I already Lost her.....

Destrey: Oh C'mon! No need to give up up hope.

Cody: I guess.....

Rayla: *On intercom* hujambo GUYS COME TO THE OUTSIDE! I WANNA GET THIS CHALLENGE STARTED! WOW....I'VE NEVER USED THIS... ITS FUN! samaki IS NASTY! IM ALLERGIC TO IT! EEYEP! HAHA THIS THING MAKES STUFF 20% COOLER! (A/N heshima if wewe know the reference!!!)

(。・`ω´・)ΘƲτ Șίɖε!!!!

Rayla: Well imma just give ya a free siku cause I have no idea what to do for a challenge so... I'll just have ya sing a song and wewe can go.

All: *groan*

Rayla: TSK TSK y'all should know kwa now! Also heard most of ya are having relation ship problems while I'm still forever Alone xP....SING CAUSE YO MAMA SAID!

 
Alejandro: upendo me cancerously
Like a salt-sore soaked in the sea
Courtney: "High maintenance" means
You're a gluttonous queen
Narcissistic and mean

Gwen: Kill me romantically
Lucas: Fill my soul with vomit, then ask me for a piece of gum
LeShawana: uchungu, chungu and dumb
You're my sugarplum
Cody: You're awful...I upendo you!

All: She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to Bones in bed
Must be the sign on my head
That says, oh, "Love me dead!"
upendo me dead!

Cody: You're a faith-healer on TV
Crystal: You're an office park without any trees
Corporate and cold
Gushing for gold
Dj: Leave me alone

Destrey: You're a parasitic, psycho, filthy creature, finger-bangin' my heart
Ava: wewe call me up drunk
Does the fun ever start?
Owen: You're hideous...and sexy!

All: She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to Bones in bed
It must be the sign on my head
That says, oh, "Love me dead!"
upendo me dead!
Wow! Uh!

Robin: upendo me cancerously...
All: Brrrot-da-da-da-da-da!
Brrrot-da-da-da-da-da!
Billy: How's your new boy?
Does he know about me?
You've got the mark of the beast
Noah: You're born of a jackal! You're beautiful!

All: She moves through moonbeams slowly
She knows just how to hold me
And when her edges soften
Her body is my coffin
I know she drains me slowly
She wears me down to Bones in bed
Wha' 'bout the sign on my head?
That says, oh, "Love me dead!"
upendo me dead! upendo me dead! upendo me dead!
Oh...love...me...dead!

Rayla: *in high-pitched voice* AMAZING! Oh ya! I learned a new trick from Adventure Time! *throws down key and a door appears* HATERS GONNA HATE! :D *Jumps threw door*

Samanthat: Yokes.... 

WITH ALEJANDRO!

Alejandro: Now who to apologies to next.....?

Gwen, LeShawana, & Duncan: *walking by*

Alejandro: *snaps his fingers* Of course! :D *Walks over to them* Holla chikas, bromigo....

LeShawana: What do wewe want?!

Duncan: If wewe came to trying to kiss my pasty, Consider yourself dead. *LeShawana&Duncan look at Gwen*

Gwen:...um...........YA!

Duncan: Fail.....:P

Gwen: WELL I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL TO SAY!

Alejandro: *clears throat* Anyways, I wanted to apologise to wewe LeShawana. I had no right to seduce wewe last season. And Duncan and Gwen? I am very sorry I made Tyler tell on wewe two.

All 3: 8O

Alejandro: Now I have to go apologise to others. *walks off*

All 3: 8O

WITH CRYSTAL&DJ

Crystal: So Dj....?

Dj: Yo?

Crystal: I've been meaning to tell you....

Dj: Crystal there's a....

Crystal: I really..

Dj: Crystal!!!

Crystal: I really like wewe :)

Dj: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *runs off screaming.

Crystal: :( Wha......? 

Monster: GRRRRRRR!!!!!

Crystal: HOLY! AHHHGHHHH!!! *runs off*

WITH OTHERS

Destrey: Gather 'round kiddies! Father Destrey has a story for wewe all!

*Mirra, Owen, Geoff, Noah, and nyota gather round*

Destrey: Court, ya coming? 

Courtney: UGH!

Destrey: *shrugs* 

Courtney: D:< NICE PANTS FAGGOT FACE! *storms off*

****CONFESSIONAL****
Destrey:.....................SHE LIKES MY PANTS :D

Courtney: UHG! How am I supposed to make him jelouse  if he doesn't even notice I'm ignoring him! Time for plan B >:D
****END CONFESSIONAL****

Destrey: THANKS COURT! :D As I was saying-

Alejandro: Um... Owen.... I would like to say I am sorry! I did not deserve to treat wewe like I did last season. So... Um yes.... *walks off* 

All: 8O

Destrey: DANGIT I FORGOT WHAT MY STORY WAS! *pretends to cry* I'm sorry! 3: *runs off*

Mirra: *sighs* I'm gonna go talk to him. *Fallows* 

*Door appears and Rayla walks threw*

Rayla: Y'all no need to be here! *pushes Geoff and Owen threw door*

Noah: Where does that take them?

Rayla: *shrugs and throws down key and jumps threw door*

Noah: So Star.... I really Li-

Star: Like wewe :D Me to.....

Noah: Great! :)

****CONFESSIONAL****
Star: EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!  :D FINALLY!!!!
****END CONFESSIONAL****

WITH CODY AND OWEN

Owen: So then the monster ate us and I ended up here! I don't know where Geoff is Thoe!
 
Cody: Ya, ya, great. So what should I do?!

Owen: Well, wewe gotta seem better then Shane! Which will be really hard because he's SHANE! I mean who wouldn't upendo a person who looks like a cartoon!

Cody: -.-

Rayla: *comes out of door* WELL! This episode is pointless and wewe all probably hate it but whatever! Ebony questions!

Ebony: So.... Was this episode pure shiz nipple?, What do ya think of me?, Uh.....why are most of the free days fluffy?! wewe probably won't find out inayofuata time on Total. Drama! BLANK!!!!

Destrey: Wait......SHE DOESN'T LIKE MY PANTS!!! D:<

(Ya.... I'm disappointed with this...... We'll leave maswali and stuff! PEACE! Abby/Starburst-Rock!) 
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(Aftermath studio)
(Aftermath theme song is in the back ground)
Rochelle: Welcome to the Total Drama Reality Check Aftermath show!
Amber: I'm Amber.
Rochelle: And I'm Rochelle!
Amber: And don't miss this installment of-
Amber and Rochelle: The Total... Drama... Reality Check.. Aftermath show!!

(Theme song)

(Aftermath studio)
Rochelle: Today we got a special treat for everyone.
Amber: But first, let's bring in our.... non-winners.
Rochelle: First we Have Jason!
(Jason enters and everyone boos)
Jason: Oh shut the Fuck up Bitches.
Amber: Garrett!
(Garrett enters doing a back flip and everyone cheers)
Garrett:...
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posted by Jamie105
********************MAISY’S POV********************
As I’m running, I’m trying to remember what Chef looks like. Oh yeah! The big dude who wears a chef’s hat. DUH. I see other campers running through the forest, and I hear a blast of a gun; a paintball gun. Chef found somebody. I stop quickly to look around and I see that DJ, the African American I was talking to, has a blue paint mark on his shirt, and I see Chef riding a go-kart, driving kwa him.

So I run the opposite direction.

Chef must have spotted me turning to run because now he’s after me, laughing.

"This is all too easy,” I...
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Star: Homosexuality forever! Hadar and Adriana are my BFF's! Sami is a terrible friend! I hate her guts!


Jecica: I remember my name!


Melissa: Happy, happy, happy! Wrestling is boring.


Lance:*pushes a nerd down some stairs* Ha ha! Nerd!


Georgia:*eating a lot of cookies*


Gage: Being bila mpangilio is so over rated.


Zach: Screw Doctor Who, I like MLP.


Sam: Derp!


Daniel: Screw Ashley, I'm in upendo with Hadar.


Ashley: Praise Satan! Homosexuality is awesome!


(I hope I didn't forget anyone.)
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-The wedding-

"This is it!" Ally says as she carries her wedding dress until the maids chamber.

The bride-to-be lightly opens the door and sees all of the her girlfriends waiting anxiously, some with their hair rolled up au with their nails painted an polished. Anne Maria also had her baby boy, Carter, sitting on her lap.

The girls help Ally put on her wedding dress. They start to reminisce and talked about how excited they were.

"I can't believe your getting married!" Courtney alisema as she helped Ally tightly zip up the back of her dress.

"I know!" Ally replies.

"A few years ago, none of us...
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posted by HoldsteinSingh
TYLER
Yeah, whatever wewe fat bitch.

CHEF
WHAT DID wewe SAY?!

TYLER
I alisema I have a bad itch.

CHEF
Oh.

TYLER and TRENT sit down and the school bus moves on. TRENT
turns around one last time to look at his brother.

TRENT
OH MY GOD!!!!

EXT. BUSSTOP - siku

A group of VISITORS, with large heads and mlozi shaped eyes,
surround Ike.

INT. - BUS

TRENT AND TYLER
VISITORS!

Scared, CODY pulls his kofia shut.

CODY
Mph mprmhpm bmarmphs!

TRENT
Ike!!!

EXT. BUSSTOP - siku

The visitors lead Ike to a large space craft hidden in the
trees.

INT. BUS

TRENT
STOP THE BUS!

TRENT runs to the front of the bus.

TRENT
CHEF,...
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Hatchet: Last time on Total Drama Anime, the contestants had a rough day. I mean a REALLY ROUGH DAY! *laughs* in the end, Tate won the animal challenge and chose Cole to share the reward. On the other hand, Issac was eliminated. Who will survive? Who will win? Find out right here on TOTAL…DRAMA…ANIME!
*theme song*

Jenny: Oww!!! No Hospital for the hurt! That sucks!
Marissa; I know, right? My ankle had a bad twist ‘cause of the stupid animals.
Hibo: We probably deserved that. I have not 1 feeling. I can’t get hurt.
The rest of the girls: As if!
*in the boys cabin, kibanda on the other hand were totally...
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Sorry I havent been uandishi the story's! I got the Chicken Pox shot and had a reaction

*Dynamite Amazong in the golden RV*

Saphira: I upendo this! *Relaxing and feel's someone pocking her* Alejandro?- OHH NOO!

Kangroo: IM BACK BITCH! *Attack's her*

*Elimination Ceremony*

Kuki: The Dynamite Stick's goes too...
Jared,Lisa,Katie,and Trent

J,L,K&T: *get's hit with them* OWWW!

Kuki: Now Annie,Lindsay,Ray and DJ!

Annie: *Somehow make's her explode and she's go flying* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

DJ: *Screaming* IM GONNA BLOW UP ANIMALS!

Ray: *Swearing in Intalin*

Lindsay: What do I do with this?- OMG IT'S LIPSTICK!...
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Here is the first part of tdi ipods :P
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My sister's least favourite to favourite TDWT songs :) enjoy.
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It's shocking enough that "The New Heather" gets eliminated, leaving the Final Two as only males. I hope Cameron wins in America/Canada.
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This is the official ending to TDWT in which Heather defeats Alejandro. This is one of the reasons why Heather is the best winner in all of the first three seasons of "Total Drama".
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this is izzy and gwen in busted the phienis and freb X3
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if this isn't in english i'm sorry i didn't watch it yet
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TDI LOOK ALIKES!!!, I hope wewe enjoy, I made this vid myself :3
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Heather wins!, au does she?? Alejandro wins!!
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