Total Drama Island Article: TDI- South Park Parody- Brownies

posted by HoldsteinSingh

TYLER
Yeah, whatever wewe fat bitch.

CHEF
WHAT DID wewe SAY?!

TYLER
I alisema I have a bad itch.

CHEF
Oh.

TYLER and TRENT sit down and the school bus moves on. TRENT
turns around one last time to look at his brother.

TRENT
OH MY GOD!!!!

EXT. BUSSTOP - siku

A group of VISITORS, with large heads and mlozi shaped eyes,
surround Ike.

INT. - BUS

TRENT AND TYLER
VISITORS!

Scared, CODY pulls his kofia shut.

CODY
Mph mprmhpm bmarmphs!

TRENT
Ike!!!

EXT. BUSSTOP - siku

The visitors lead Ike to a large space craft hidden in the
trees.

INT. BUS

TRENT
STOP THE BUS!

TRENT runs to the front of the bus.

TRENT
CHEF, wewe have to stop this
bus!

CHEF
Do wewe want an office referral?!

TRENT
(SCARED)
No.

MS.CRABTREE
Then sit down!

TRENT
But I....

CHEF
AAHH!!!

TRENT
AAHHH!!!!!

CHEF & TRENT
AAHHHH!!!!!

TRENT runs to the back of the bus and hopelessly looks out
the back window again just in time to see the spaceship take
off.

TYLER
OWEN, are those the same Visitors
wewe saw?!

OWEN isn't looking. He still thinks this is all a big
joke.

OWEN
Shut up, wewe guys, it's not working.

TRENT
We have to do something!

TYLER
Well, we can't do anything for now.
That fat bitch, kahaba won't let us.

CHEF
WHAT DID wewe SAY?!

TYLER
I-I alisema that rabbits eat lettuce.

CHEF
Oh...
(Pause)
Well, yes, they certainly do.

CHEF turns the schoolbus violently and the children
go flying everywhere screaming.

TRENT
What am I going to do? My little
brother’s been abducted kwa aliens.

TYLER farts.

TRENT
wewe farted!

Both laugh

OWEN
Somebody's baking brownies

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Total Drama Murder!: DJ and Bridgette

posted by noahnstar1616

Enjoy! :)
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DJ said, "Let's go to the train set."

Bridgette said, "Sure DJ. Let's go."

They arrived at the train set from "Get A Clue". They boarded the train.

Bridgette sat down in a booth. "So, why do wewe think nyota put everyone on a team and told us to go to different locations on the island?"

DJ sat on the opposite side of Bridgette. "I don't know. Hey, what happened to Chris again?"

Bridgette said, "Who cares."

DJ said, "That's not very nice. He's not that bad."

"You know that's not true, DJ. He...

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Total Drama Murder!: Lindsay and Heather

posted by noahnstar1616

Enjoy! :)
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Lindsay said, "To the space set!"

Heather said, "Fine. Let's just go."

They arrived at the space set from "A Space Owen".

Heather pinched her nose and said, "This place reeks of vomit."

"Totally." Lindsay pinched her nose as well. "Ooo, look Heather! A spaceship."

"Lindsay, it's just a ride. It's not an actual-" Lindsay was already boarding the space ship. "Hey, wait for me!" Heather ran towards the space ship and got on.

Lindsay started 'pressing' buttons. "...And blast off!" She 'pressed'...

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She Doesn't Remember Me? ~Tyler. Pt.1

posted by iPsychic

Ok, this is my first story type of thing... it's about Tyler who tell's about when Lindsay forgot his name. If wewe like it, leave a maoni au just tell me if I need to fix something, I would appreciate if wewe did! Thanks! :)

I couldn't believe it. Season 1... we were so close, but now she's forgotten who I am?! Seriously, when I first got on the Island (after hurting myself with my epic come in on the waterski) she noticed me and I noticed her. We just seemed to go together but we got put on opposite teams, which sucked!

Later when we went into the cabins, I heard her scream so I ran over to...

All about Gwen

posted by tdacrazy6

Gwen is the loner on the island. Gwen has a Mom and a little brother.
Her Marafiki are Duncan, Leshawna, Heather, Trent, Cody, Owen, Bridgette, Geoff and DJ

Gwen's first relationship was with Trent. They were put on the same team.In tafuta and Do not Destroy, Gwen kissed Trent for the first (and last) time. Heather saw them kiss and sabotaged them.In the end Gwen and Trent made up. Gwen was really sad about Trent getting voted out instead of Heather. In the inayofuata episode Gwen says that she already misses Trent. They were looking for the million together in the saa special. In total drama action,...

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You're Perfect..Never, Ever Change

posted by TDIfangirl

♫Seven am, waking up in the morning, gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs♫
Alejandro pulled up to the school, unaware of the ear boggling sounds that were coming from his radio. He didn't care that it was Friday and he didn't care that it was the first week of school.
Something was on his mind that both mystified and worried him to no end.
It was the first siku of 11th grade. Trying to ignore the infatuated stares of the younger kids and some of the seniors, Alejandro looked around for the office. He saw Team Amazon; Courtney and Gwen's hair had gotten longer, and Cody had grown taller (Sierra...

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total drama camp 4 part2

posted by colecutegirl

riley: alright yu horrid lot! todays challange is exra fun...for me. *glares at duncan and al* two people who shall not b nmed *cough al *cough dun, waliopelekwa *cough can*cough cough* *every1 stares at duncan and al then burst out laughing*

noah:; what did wewe do?
rayla: ooohh ur in trouble *laughs then high fives dj*

riley: They broke my helicopter
gwen: *shouts* wow alehndro nice going
al: *shouts back* thank wewe seniorita
gwen: anyway trent i wonder what todays challange will be?
trent: *shrugs*
gwen: hisses* wewe know i dnt like wewe and wewe dnt like me but i have to act like this to get duncan back instead...

TDWT Finale (My Way) Part 3: The Aftermath (part 2)

posted by noahnstar1616

Noah:"You kissed HIM?!"

Star:"He kissed me. Now if wewe would just let me explain."

Noah:"Alright, I'm listening."

Star:"Well, it happened in Hawaii. When I went to talk with Alejandro, we started talking and then he kissed me. I felt really terrible about it."

Noah:"Why didn't wewe tell me?"

Star:"I don't know. I felt so terrible and I didn't want wewe to think that I liked Alejandro because I don't. Not even a little."

Noah:"Really?"

Star:"Of course. You're the only guy for me."

Noah:"I guess I could give wewe a sekunde chance."

Star:"You won't regret it! I'll never leave your sight!"(kisses Noah)

Bridgette:"Wow,...

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Total Drama Trouble ep 3

posted by JacobDXCfan4eva

It was a tyical morning when Isabella decided to snoop around cause of boredom she heard a voice
Zack:Si mama si si te amor adios (Yes mom yes yes i upendo you)
Isabella was listening when she tripped on a branch
Zack walked out
Zack:Bells?
Isabella:I know ur not talkin to me lynard skynard wannabe
Zack:I have nicknames for everyone Selena wannabe
Zack really pushed Isabella's buttons
Zack:What are u doin anyway?
Isabella:Sadly searching for excitment and i heard u on the phone how come u didn't tell anyone about ur heratige
Zack:u heard that crap! and if u want excitment i'm just the guy
Zack winks
Isabella:Ur...

TDA after Aftermaths unseen clip Trent:Quotes

posted by i_love_music

Sadie:*knocks at the door:Trent?Trent!
Katie:Shhh!He might hear us!
Sadie:Duh!That's why we're knocking!
Katie:Oh My Gosh!Isn't Trent like so cute?
Sadie:Oh, totally.Too bad is taken!
Katie:Trent is not our girlfriend!
Sadie:Ahhh!Yeah, he does!He just doesn't know it yet!
Katie:*gasps*Who?
Sadie:ME!
Katie:*gasps*You?You totally aliiba it from me!
Sadie:Did not!
Katie:Did do!
Sadie:Did not!
Katie:Uh uh?
Trent:Shhh!

I don't know if are exactly the quotes.These are wrote kwa me, a 10-year-old-girl!

What I have in common with the TD characters

posted by i_love_music

Beth
I am weird.

Bridgette
I am nice sometimes.

Cody
I have not any brothers au sisters.

Courtney
I am smart.
I like to win.
I dislike to lose.
I am angry sometimes.

DJ
I upendo animals.
I am sensitive.

Duncan
My dog ran away when I was 6.

Eva
I can be angry.
I can kick people.

Ezekiel
I can be weird.
I can be embarrassed.

Geoff
I upendo parties.

Gwen
I am behaving like a loner sometimes.

Harold
I am nerd(not really).

Heather
I upendo to sing karaoke.
I am strategical.

Izzy
I can be crazy.

Justin
I think I'm pretty.

Katie and Sadie
I can be annoying.
My inayopendelewa color is pink.

LeShawna
I dance lame.

Lindsay
I am naive sometimes.
My inayopendelewa color is sparkly pink.

Noah
I am very smart.
I can be sarcastic.

Owen
I eat too much.
I am friendly.

Trent
I upendo music.
I am cool.

Tyler
I suck at sports.

Sierra
I am a Total Drama Superfan.

Drama's Basket Ch. 1~ Meeting the Family

posted by tdafan121

This is all entirely made up. The TDI characters belong to Teletoon, Fruits Basket belongs to Natsuki Tayaka, and the Chinese Zodiac belongs to Chinese culture, but the TDI/Furuba mash-up with the characters as Sohmas was 100% a Charm Original Production. Enjoy!
NOTE: There is no character in place of Tohru because I used all the Tohru-like females in TDI in the Juunishi (for a while I was considering Bridgette as Tohru, but I thought it would be better with her as a Zodiac member).

*Juunishi is a term for the Chinese Zodiac
________________________________________
It had been decided that the...

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My opinion on the DxCxGxT Fanwar

posted by poptrop300

Really I just don't get why DxC,TxG,TxC and DxG mashabiki hate each other. Like Trentgwenfan1 and Gwuncanfan got in a fight over one it bitty little maoni and I hate seeing this stuff. And this stuff happening to me. It isn't right having people lose Marafiki over jack s**t. It is just annoying to see this happen to people that really I only know over fanpop.

I hate bulling of both ways real life and technological. I get the first one at school alot of kids in my class. To be honest I have only know them for less than a semester. I think that they have Heathers moyo but worse but back to DxCxGxT...

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A LESHAROLD story (no one would be interested in kusoma it,though)

posted by ne0n_m0nkey

Harold felt nervous.It's been about 2 years and he still hasn't told to Leshawna his true feelings.
-Dude,ever tried this?-asked Cody inaonyesha a bag of salt and vinegar flavoured chips.
Harold and Cody were at the supermarket,shopping for Leshawna's suprise birthday party.
-Dude!-Cody waved his arm in front of Harold's face.
-Huh!Gosh...Can't wewe leave me alone with my thoughts?
-You still nervous?-asked Cody,while picking up zabibu and machungwa, chungwa soda.
-Me?Nervous?No,way!It's her birthday..Why should I be nervous?-said the beatboxing master,knowing that he's lying due to the drops of sweat dripping from...

Total Drama USA Episode 0 The Start Of Something New (And All That Crap)

posted by totaldramafan01

Total Drama USA
Episode 0
The Start Of Something New (And All That Crap)

South Carolina~Jessica/John

Jessica was screaming.
She was screaming her mother f'ing head off.
She was in. She was on the show. She was going to be on Total Drama Season 4.
"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!" She yelled.
"Shut up!" her neighbor yelled back. "Some of us are trying to sleep!" Note: It was 3 o'clock. In the afternoon.
"I'm gonna be on TV!" she yelled/told him.
"Good for you! Maybe I will finally get some sleep in the morning!
Jessica rolled her eyes. Old men will be old men. Sleep all day, and sleep all night.
She took the rest...

Haley's Hotline|||||#4

posted by OrihimeLuv

Hey, it's me megaDUNCANfan on a different profile...so if wewe don't mind i'll continue the show......
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Michie:I changed my name back to haley!
Trent:STOP CHANGING YOUR NAME!!!!!
Haley:Ok!
Duncan:Damn!Why's it so hot in here?
Justin:It's b/c i'm here.
Haley:NO!it's not,its b/c the a/c's out!Your ugly as hell, Justin!
Duncan:You need some siagi for that toast?
Chris:HA!
Heather:*pops out of nowhere*Have wewe seen Alejandro?
Haley:Yea, I think he went to the mall with LeShawna.
Heather:I will KILL her.....*stomps away*
Duncan:Alejandro's not at the mall with--oh!Ha!...

Total Drama Telethon *SUPRISE FOR SONICLUVER101*

posted by DxCFan123

Kendra: Hi! I'm Kendra, and I will be your host of... TOTAL DRAMA TELETHON! We have some characters from different users on this site. First up, Skittyme's oc, LESLIE!!!!!
Leslie: Hi! I am selling a LIFE SUPPLY OF kuki, vidakuzi for only 100 dollars!
*12 of the phones start ringing*
Who got it?
Intern: OLIVIA KNOK FROM ILLINOIS!
Kendra: Now, Courtney785's Liea!!!
Liea: I am selling 500 teddy bears! The bidding starts and 50! FIFTY DOLLAHS! ANYONE?
*phone rings, she answers*
Hello? 90? Yes! It goes to Sophie Holmes from Maine!
Kendra: neonwalflower's Charlie!
Charlie: I am selling 5 copies of Cody's stuffed...

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AleHeather-With You-Chapter Seventeen

posted by RandomFanGirl

"Your bellybutton popped," Alejandro smirked, running his finger over my protruding navel.

I looked down at my stomach, "Oh my gosh, when did that happen?"

"I don't know, but it's cute on you."

He reached over to my lips and kissed me.

"We should really start thinking about a birth plan," He said.

A what?

"A what?" I asked.

"A birth plan, what you're planning on doing after wewe go into labor, the method, any medications, those things."

"Um, what's the plan where they just rip the baby out of me?"

"That's a C-section."

"I’m not sure what I want right now. Right now, I like the idea of that. Do wewe know...

AleHeather-With You-Chapter Thirteen

posted by RandomFanGirl

Damn it! Why did Courtney have to go into labor now? Why did she have to do it when Alejandro was obviously in the middle of doing something very important? And why did Trent have to speak up when he could see what was going on? Why?

Immediately, Courtney’s scream came from inside, “Trent, get me to a hospital!”

“Are wewe guys coming of what?” Trent asked nervously.

I stood up angrily, “Can’t wewe see that we were in the middle of something?”

Alejandro stood up from the ground and placed a hand on my shoulder, “It’s all right, mi amor. My swali can wait.”

I scowled. No, it...

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AleHeather-With You-Chapter Eight

posted by RandomFanGirl

We got to the doctor's office at the hospital without a problem. Alejandro opened the passenger door for me and I got out of his car. He took my hand, leading us into the building. We made our way to the doctor’s office; I signed in and we sat down in a couple of the waiting room seats.

One thing I noticed was that most of the other women there were a lot older than I was. Their stares were disapproving, I could tell. They all thought it: I was a slut, a whore. I knew they thought it. There wasn’t a ring on my finger and I looked my age of eighteen. Their stares dug into me like a knife....

Parody of tik tok (parody of midnight beast's parody) Total Drama Version

posted by gggyrl6

I did the parody of the parody of tik tok midnight beast (it does have a slighty different beat than tik tok kwa kesha)here are the original lyrics link . i tried to use anymany characters as i could

Wake up in the morning feeling like Sierra.(That’s girl’s crazy)
Grab my remote, turn to the show
It’s the Total Drama era,
Cuz the new episode is on
Yah, I’ve been waiting a week
Oh no someone ilitumwa a spoiler now the ending is leaked
I'm talking Heather kissing Alejandro
She then pushed him down a volcano
He should have took the doe
So, I guess that means, uh, she won...
Chris wont give a raise...