Total Drama Killer Stage (TDKS)
Chris: Well is the fucking light on the camera on? Oh...its rolling? Oh. Hello US!! We are broadcasting to wewe live from Lawrence, Kansas to bring wewe to Total Drama Killer Stage!! We are at Allen Field House on the KU campus. Here come our contestants!! First returning from the first 3 seasons, Duncan!
Duncan: Um Chris? Where the fuck are we? Chef didn't even know.
Chris: We are in Kansas, Duncan.
Duncan: Wow. What a crappy state...
Chris: Here are two new contestants!! Twins Sally and Isadora!!
Duncan: *stares at Isadora and Sally* songesha over Gwen...here come two new girls.
Sally: In your dreams, Duncan.
Isadora: *blushes* Hi Duncan.
Chris: Also returning is Trent and Gwen.
Duncan: WHAT?!
Gwen: Um Duncan...?
Duncan: T_T Hi babe. *hugs Gwen*
Sally: Hi Trent, nice to meet you, I'm Sally.
Isadora: *glances at boy entering* Um Chris, who is THAT?
Chris: ...That is the new guy, Alex... He is going to be my intern.
Alex: hujambo Chris.
Chris: *blushes a deep red* heh...hi Alex.
Isadora: O: !!! Chris I have to speak with you!!!
Chris: Alright, after I introduce the inayofuata two contestants. Returning also are Noah and Cody!!!
Noah: *enters holding Cody's hand* hujambo Chris.
Chris: Wait... Are wewe two...
Isadora: DATING?! *fangirl scream*
Cody: Yes, at last...we are. *kisses Noah's cheek*
Isadora: o 3o
Chris: *looks at Alex* S-So how old are wewe Alex..?
Alex: I just turned 22.
Chris: Oh...hehe.
Isadora: Chris!!! *drags Chris away*
To be continued!!
Whatcha think...? Leave a comment?:3 thanks(:.
Chris: Well is the fucking light on the camera on? Oh...its rolling? Oh. Hello US!! We are broadcasting to wewe live from Lawrence, Kansas to bring wewe to Total Drama Killer Stage!! We are at Allen Field House on the KU campus. Here come our contestants!! First returning from the first 3 seasons, Duncan!
Duncan: Um Chris? Where the fuck are we? Chef didn't even know.
Chris: We are in Kansas, Duncan.
Duncan: Wow. What a crappy state...
Chris: Here are two new contestants!! Twins Sally and Isadora!!
Duncan: *stares at Isadora and Sally* songesha over Gwen...here come two new girls.
Sally: In your dreams, Duncan.
Isadora: *blushes* Hi Duncan.
Chris: Also returning is Trent and Gwen.
Duncan: WHAT?!
Gwen: Um Duncan...?
Duncan: T_T Hi babe. *hugs Gwen*
Sally: Hi Trent, nice to meet you, I'm Sally.
Isadora: *glances at boy entering* Um Chris, who is THAT?
Chris: ...That is the new guy, Alex... He is going to be my intern.
Alex: hujambo Chris.
Chris: *blushes a deep red* heh...hi Alex.
Isadora: O: !!! Chris I have to speak with you!!!
Chris: Alright, after I introduce the inayofuata two contestants. Returning also are Noah and Cody!!!
Noah: *enters holding Cody's hand* hujambo Chris.
Chris: Wait... Are wewe two...
Isadora: DATING?! *fangirl scream*
Cody: Yes, at last...we are. *kisses Noah's cheek*
Isadora: o 3o
Chris: *looks at Alex* S-So how old are wewe Alex..?
Alex: I just turned 22.
Chris: Oh...hehe.
Isadora: Chris!!! *drags Chris away*
To be continued!!
Whatcha think...? Leave a comment?:3 thanks(:.
Chris:GOING THROUGH mashabiki THE FASTESS!!!!!!!!!!!
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team kura someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM popcorn GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team nyota beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM nyota GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team nyota vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chief:Um chris?
Chris:NOT NOW!
Chief:CHRIS THEIR CUTOUTS!!!!
Izzy:OOOOOOOOO!!!!
Blaine:Um,this will be easy!!!
Gwen:ok Blaine!
JJ:who wants to help me get through?
*all boys raise their hand*
Bridgette:GEOFF!
Geoff:Oops!
Chris:Ill be timing u and the team with the less time wins a reward,2nd team gets nothing,3rd team kura someone off!
Sara:Oh my god!
Chris:TEAM popcorn GO!
*they run*
*after they finish*
Chris:42 seconds!TEAM AWARD GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:OUCH!59 seconds!
Sky:BULL!
Chris:If team nyota beats u u guys vote someone off!GO TEAM nyota GO!
*after they finish*
Chris:Winners are team popcorn!
Team popcorn:YAY!!!!!!!!!
Chris:And 2nd place is.......TEAM AWARD!
Team award!:YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chris see u at elemination team star!
(if your a team nyota vot off one of these people)
Charlie
Fiona
JJ
Penny
Jake
LeShawna
Chris: Okay everybody, whoever dosnt get a pokeball with a berry in it will be elemanated! The pokeballs go to Ryan,C.Rose,Desiree,Mack,Crystal l.,Gemz,Jake,Terra,Brock,Duncan,May and Sarah.
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. wewe two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of wewe will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night au not but still one of wewe will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: dun, waliopelekwa dun, waliopelekwa DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did wewe guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause wewe Lost the challange for us!
Ryan: And wewe piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the inayofuata episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Everyone who got a pokeball: YES!
Chris: Okay, Noah and Owen. wewe two are the only people pokemon things that didnt get a pokeball. And one of wewe will be voted off, tonight well really its 5:00 so i dont know if its really night au not but still one of wewe will be voted off. And the last pokeball goes to....
Chef: dun, waliopelekwa dun, waliopelekwa DUNNNNN!
Chris: *glares at chef* the last pokeball goes to Noah!
Owen: Awww man! Why did wewe guys vote me off?
Mack: Cause wewe Lost the challange for us!
Ryan: And wewe piss me off.
Owen: AW CRUD. WELL BYE GUYS AND GALS!
*Owen goes in the jet of sadness*
Chris: Stay tuned for the inayofuata episode of TOTAL DRAMA POKE-MON!
Eh,no part 2.....I'm bored with it-___-
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck inayofuata time,huh?
........…..........................eat zaidi waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
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Here's a orodha of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Sorry to that one person who read it.
Better luck inayofuata time,huh?
........…..........................eat zaidi waffles,they're good for the soul.
Tell your mom I had a great time last night;)
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Here's a orodha of the following things I don't like:
Green Day
Marvel Comics
Belly Buttons
The word ain't
Most People I see on the street
Having to be 'that guy'
Public Pools
Dropping change in the grass
Robin Williams
Nickelback
Really bad boob jobs
Cold water hitting my teeth
Red Meat
When a small child bites me
Waking up and having something stuck to my face
You.
Nom.Nom.Nom.Nom
Chris: So... looks like wewe guys forgot the sunscreen. Anyways. Nobody won! Your all unable to go to the beach, pwani and have a good time!
So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE kwa ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
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So vote....
*Confessional*
Zoey: I vote off Andrea! She's nothing but a bully!
Ray: *whispers* Andrea, please!
Storm: OWWWWWWWWWWW! WATER HURTS!
Mizzie: OK, well i didnt really go to the beach. But I heard what she's doing to Zoey. SHE"S LEAVING!
Jar3d: ICE POP!
Addrey: *Picking at back* I think I got sand down my shirt!
*End of confessionals*
Chris:
Alejandro,Harold, Mizzie,Melody, Annie, Ray, Lucas, Jar3d, Addrey, Storm.
Final two are....
Andrea and Zoey.
But tough luck, kid. Andrea you're going.
Andrea: WHAT?! I CAN'T LEAVE! I'LL MAKE THEM PAY ONE kwa ONE IF I HAVE TO! ESPECIALLY YOU, RAY!
Chris: Well, that was weird.
2 B CONTINUED