chris: last time on total drama simulation we worked on a farm and cody got the boot yep so um so the episode is gonna be fun
(theme song)
*boys room beach, pwani house*
clay:: we will we will rock wewe (stomps)
zack: why do i have to room with you
clay: if it was up to me wewe wolud be left on castway island
zack:how dare you
jordan: will wewe guys shut up
clay: (turns up music)
jordan: gaah (slams head in pillow)
phoenix (lily): (picks up boombox and throws it out the window) SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP
clay and zack: .....
jordan: thank you
pool*
may: so wewe really like me
zam: of coruse (kiss mays cheek)
may: blush*
aparmtent girls side*
rebekah: i feel kinda bad
angie: are wewe gonna hurl again
rebekah: no i just acussed trent and dident ask his side
lia: well least its over with :)
chris: (singing everybody wake up)
*main square*
chris: ok i have some news
lia: good news
chris: no the trian broken so for are challange wewe have to makeit to the plane on the other island but be careful there really jungly so yeH
lia: lets go
*docks*
chris: welcome to are imba episode
everyone but lia and may:what
chris: speaking of wich (ding) if wewe get there with some samaki wewe team gets a seafood feats
jazon: We're heading down to Newfoundland, that rocky eastern shore!
trent:I'll have the shrimp, mussels, cod, and the lobster, kamba thermidor!
lucy:I can't get a thing to bite, so we better get there first!
zack:Row harder, faster, both of you.
claudia:For the win, work up a thirst!
zack:Stroke, stroke, stroke!
angie:It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!
luke:rebekah, you're a nut-bar, but wewe sure can catch a fish!
rebekah:Fish they're fine, you're my kind, my partner, he's Irish wiat hey
lia:And if wewe want the inayofuata drill, he's all yours
jordan and lily:Trying our best, Zack, our arms are getting fried!
clay: hujambo guys do wewe see?
zack:Could it be? Steer hard starboard side!
may:
It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!
chris: good job team apple for making it here first
team apple: yes
trent: crap
chris: the bridge to where the plane is through this small jungle team apple wewe get the reward some maschuttes
zam: are sure thats a good idea
chris: shrug and lucy with the budget i know wewe have a alergie tojungle plants and regular epi pens but all we could affored was a regular epi-pen
lucy: sigh
chris and go
lucy: guys im scared
lily: im sure your gonna be fine
zack: guys come on remember in tdwt when thay went left and thay got stuck i say we go right
lucy: no we should go left its a trick
may: just pick before team simlish gets here
zack:fine we will go left
team simlish*
angie: idont know about wewe but im going right
rebekah: why right
angie becuse look this path is nice and clean and well worn that means this the path the interns went trough
everyone but trent: awsome
trent: (wispers in angies ear) imglad im in a alinnce with such a smart girl
angie: blush*
zack: lucy this isent going enywhere
lucy: it will trust me
crazy Lost intern: (shoot plant bullet at lucy)
lucy: oh no im alergic to this plant
lily:here all help (sticks her with epi-pen)
lucy: ............hahahahahahahaha
jordan: shhhhh
lucy: HAHAHAHAHAHA
crazy interns capture them)
chris: so thats where those interns went (ding) ok guys time to sing
clay: really
chris yep
zack:We should've just gone left. We wouldn't be in this mess!
clay:I alisema so too but then lily gave lucy her Epipen!
clay:Now if she gets bitten,
lily:My obituary's written...
may:Oh what would I do then?!
zam: hey
may: she my friend
zam: oh
lucy: Tide up rope is no joke. Spears in our face get us out of this place. Ain't having the luck that I anticipated. Probably means I'm eliminated. Yeah I'm out!
zam:Ouuut! Ooooh, Oooh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
interns: whooo (lets them go)
jordan: that was lucky clay carry lucy on wewe back
clay: why do i have to
may: just do it!
clay: fine (picks up lucy)
lucy: hi mister ricky rock
clay: who
lily: we have to hurry au (close eyes and opens them and thay turn red) GO GO GO NOW!!!
zack:i dont take orders form you
phoenix:i siad GO (picks up zack and throws him fathur) anymore who dont want to listin
(team apple: NO (runs)
plane inapakia dock*
trent: awsome we made it here first
phoenix: gahhh we lost
lucy: bubble are made of pancakes
chris: well congrats guys and i have a good thing for team simlish wewe guys get first class
team simlish: YES!!!!
chris: to share
everyone but lucy : what
chris: yep there zaidi room. and lucy youhave invincabillity
lucy: whhoo thanks mister stawberry
in the plane
jordan: sigh its boring in here
Confessional
lily: ever since zam switched teams im alone again itslike may forgot i existed
jordan: well this is boring lia on the other team so i have no one to talk to
may: *sigh* zam he so...........perfect
end
lily: writeing in notebook* sigh
jordan: um hey
lily: hi.....
jordan: um what are wewe doing
lily: im just board so im doodling
jordan: can i draw with you
lily *smiles* sure
1 saa later*
lily; thanks for drawing with me
jordan: no porblem
8 am*
chris: everybody were in the air and *ding* give me your best song
lia: up
may: up
rebekah: up
angie: up
jazon: sing
zack: sing
zam: sing
luke: sing
everybody but lily and jordan: We're flying.
And singing.
We're flying and we're singing.
may:come fly with us
may and zam: come fly with us
lucy: *hyper* We've gotta lot o' crazy tunes to bust! Haha!
rebekah: come fly with us
rebekah and lia: come fly with us
trent:It's a pleasure, and an honor, and a must.
jordan:Dudes; this is messed. You're imba in a plane.
jazon:What did wewe expect? Chris is freaking insane.
lily:Yeah, but um guys, you're imba on TV.
lia:Haven't wewe always wanted to? It can't just be me!
luke: come fly with us
lucy and luke: come fly with us
angie:Do wewe know how to steer this thing?
Chef Hatchet: I try.
intern:They thought they could leave me and depart. But this stowaway's got winning in his heart!
zack:Come fly with us! Come die with us!
clay:Flying? I hate flying! Stop the plane! clunk*
angie lia trent may lucy:come fly with us come sing with us
lily and jordan: NO
Chris: Anyone care for a copy of episode 7 rules, because in order to escape instant elimination-
rebekah: All contestants must sing in each episode
lia: Jordan, do it! Let's go!
may:lily sing it! Don't go!
lily:Well, I don't wanna go home. Come fly with us! Come fly with us! Come and fly with us!
lia:jordan come on! Please?
jordan: this sucks
all: yeah
chris it its pitchy but it will do
*in mess hall*
zam; this is disgusting
trent:where i come form we eat roadkill
zam: im sure wewe do
trent: i was joking
zam: i wasent
trent: what did wewe say
*plane shakes alot*
lily: screams and falls*
chris: a giant condor is attacking us four of wewe are going up there lily jazon trent clay your going up for invinbillity
lily: (hands may a baby chick to may) keep her salama kay
may: nod*
clay:I'm tall, I'm tanned,
I'm young, I'm handsome!
I'm coming to to take wewe out...
So, hush my sweet
Condor. Let me win this one please!
So try, attack me!
But I have protection.
I don't feel that pecking, so,
Save your objections.
Hush, now, condor,
Let me in the have invinbillity
condor: hits him and knocks him down*
clay:Whoa! Augh! No!
chris next
jazon:: I, Oh, I-I-I...
I've got problems with condor...
Problems with condor...
Why, oh, why-y-y?
Am I not at home? I ponder...
Trust me, oh, trust me-e-e!
I'm your best friend...
...and I'll never eat eggs again-n-n-n!
*gets hit falls back in plane*
chris: next
lily as phoenix:I'm a mom now, so don't be giving me flak!
'Cause my first chick just hatched, out of his yolk sack!
So, hush, my sweet, let me give me invincabillity!
condor: smacks her down*
chris: trent
trent:I, how I-I-I...
How I really hate these birdies,
And I want to live to see my thirties.
These, these feathered jerks.
They're bringing me strife,
For the last time!
Get a life!*hit condor with tanq
Yes!
Thanks, my sweet condor,
Now I have invincbillity!
chris: good job trent
trent: no dur
intern: um sir
chris: yes
intern: the condor made the fual tank leak were gonna crash
everyone: screams
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ok guys sorry im late but some stuff was going on ;)
(theme song)
*boys room beach, pwani house*
clay:: we will we will rock wewe (stomps)
zack: why do i have to room with you
clay: if it was up to me wewe wolud be left on castway island
zack:how dare you
jordan: will wewe guys shut up
clay: (turns up music)
jordan: gaah (slams head in pillow)
phoenix (lily): (picks up boombox and throws it out the window) SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP
clay and zack: .....
jordan: thank you
pool*
may: so wewe really like me
zam: of coruse (kiss mays cheek)
may: blush*
aparmtent girls side*
rebekah: i feel kinda bad
angie: are wewe gonna hurl again
rebekah: no i just acussed trent and dident ask his side
lia: well least its over with :)
chris: (singing everybody wake up)
*main square*
chris: ok i have some news
lia: good news
chris: no the trian broken so for are challange wewe have to makeit to the plane on the other island but be careful there really jungly so yeH
lia: lets go
*docks*
chris: welcome to are imba episode
everyone but lia and may:what
chris: speaking of wich (ding) if wewe get there with some samaki wewe team gets a seafood feats
jazon: We're heading down to Newfoundland, that rocky eastern shore!
trent:I'll have the shrimp, mussels, cod, and the lobster, kamba thermidor!
lucy:I can't get a thing to bite, so we better get there first!
zack:Row harder, faster, both of you.
claudia:For the win, work up a thirst!
zack:Stroke, stroke, stroke!
angie:It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!
luke:rebekah, you're a nut-bar, but wewe sure can catch a fish!
rebekah:Fish they're fine, you're my kind, my partner, he's Irish wiat hey
lia:And if wewe want the inayofuata drill, he's all yours
jordan and lily:Trying our best, Zack, our arms are getting fried!
clay: hujambo guys do wewe see?
zack:Could it be? Steer hard starboard side!
may:
It's a sea shanty, and it's darn catchy!
chris: good job team apple for making it here first
team apple: yes
trent: crap
chris: the bridge to where the plane is through this small jungle team apple wewe get the reward some maschuttes
zam: are sure thats a good idea
chris: shrug and lucy with the budget i know wewe have a alergie tojungle plants and regular epi pens but all we could affored was a regular epi-pen
lucy: sigh
chris and go
lucy: guys im scared
lily: im sure your gonna be fine
zack: guys come on remember in tdwt when thay went left and thay got stuck i say we go right
lucy: no we should go left its a trick
may: just pick before team simlish gets here
zack:fine we will go left
team simlish*
angie: idont know about wewe but im going right
rebekah: why right
angie becuse look this path is nice and clean and well worn that means this the path the interns went trough
everyone but trent: awsome
trent: (wispers in angies ear) imglad im in a alinnce with such a smart girl
angie: blush*
zack: lucy this isent going enywhere
lucy: it will trust me
crazy Lost intern: (shoot plant bullet at lucy)
lucy: oh no im alergic to this plant
lily:here all help (sticks her with epi-pen)
lucy: ............hahahahahahahaha
jordan: shhhhh
lucy: HAHAHAHAHAHA
crazy interns capture them)
chris: so thats where those interns went (ding) ok guys time to sing
clay: really
chris yep
zack:We should've just gone left. We wouldn't be in this mess!
clay:I alisema so too but then lily gave lucy her Epipen!
clay:Now if she gets bitten,
lily:My obituary's written...
may:Oh what would I do then?!
zam: hey
may: she my friend
zam: oh
lucy: Tide up rope is no joke. Spears in our face get us out of this place. Ain't having the luck that I anticipated. Probably means I'm eliminated. Yeah I'm out!
zam:Ouuut! Ooooh, Oooh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
interns: whooo (lets them go)
jordan: that was lucky clay carry lucy on wewe back
clay: why do i have to
may: just do it!
clay: fine (picks up lucy)
lucy: hi mister ricky rock
clay: who
lily: we have to hurry au (close eyes and opens them and thay turn red) GO GO GO NOW!!!
zack:i dont take orders form you
phoenix:i siad GO (picks up zack and throws him fathur) anymore who dont want to listin
(team apple: NO (runs)
plane inapakia dock*
trent: awsome we made it here first
phoenix: gahhh we lost
lucy: bubble are made of pancakes
chris: well congrats guys and i have a good thing for team simlish wewe guys get first class
team simlish: YES!!!!
chris: to share
everyone but lucy : what
chris: yep there zaidi room. and lucy youhave invincabillity
lucy: whhoo thanks mister stawberry
in the plane
jordan: sigh its boring in here
Confessional
lily: ever since zam switched teams im alone again itslike may forgot i existed
jordan: well this is boring lia on the other team so i have no one to talk to
may: *sigh* zam he so...........perfect
end
lily: writeing in notebook* sigh
jordan: um hey
lily: hi.....
jordan: um what are wewe doing
lily: im just board so im doodling
jordan: can i draw with you
lily *smiles* sure
1 saa later*
lily; thanks for drawing with me
jordan: no porblem
8 am*
chris: everybody were in the air and *ding* give me your best song
lia: up
may: up
rebekah: up
angie: up
jazon: sing
zack: sing
zam: sing
luke: sing
everybody but lily and jordan: We're flying.
And singing.
We're flying and we're singing.
may:come fly with us
may and zam: come fly with us
lucy: *hyper* We've gotta lot o' crazy tunes to bust! Haha!
rebekah: come fly with us
rebekah and lia: come fly with us
trent:It's a pleasure, and an honor, and a must.
jordan:Dudes; this is messed. You're imba in a plane.
jazon:What did wewe expect? Chris is freaking insane.
lily:Yeah, but um guys, you're imba on TV.
lia:Haven't wewe always wanted to? It can't just be me!
luke: come fly with us
lucy and luke: come fly with us
angie:Do wewe know how to steer this thing?
Chef Hatchet: I try.
intern:They thought they could leave me and depart. But this stowaway's got winning in his heart!
zack:Come fly with us! Come die with us!
clay:Flying? I hate flying! Stop the plane! clunk*
angie lia trent may lucy:come fly with us come sing with us
lily and jordan: NO
Chris: Anyone care for a copy of episode 7 rules, because in order to escape instant elimination-
rebekah: All contestants must sing in each episode
lia: Jordan, do it! Let's go!
may:lily sing it! Don't go!
lily:Well, I don't wanna go home. Come fly with us! Come fly with us! Come and fly with us!
lia:jordan come on! Please?
jordan: this sucks
all: yeah
chris it its pitchy but it will do
*in mess hall*
zam; this is disgusting
trent:where i come form we eat roadkill
zam: im sure wewe do
trent: i was joking
zam: i wasent
trent: what did wewe say
*plane shakes alot*
lily: screams and falls*
chris: a giant condor is attacking us four of wewe are going up there lily jazon trent clay your going up for invinbillity
lily: (hands may a baby chick to may) keep her salama kay
may: nod*
clay:I'm tall, I'm tanned,
I'm young, I'm handsome!
I'm coming to to take wewe out...
So, hush my sweet
Condor. Let me win this one please!
So try, attack me!
But I have protection.
I don't feel that pecking, so,
Save your objections.
Hush, now, condor,
Let me in the have invinbillity
condor: hits him and knocks him down*
clay:Whoa! Augh! No!
chris next
jazon:: I, Oh, I-I-I...
I've got problems with condor...
Problems with condor...
Why, oh, why-y-y?
Am I not at home? I ponder...
Trust me, oh, trust me-e-e!
I'm your best friend...
...and I'll never eat eggs again-n-n-n!
*gets hit falls back in plane*
chris: next
lily as phoenix:I'm a mom now, so don't be giving me flak!
'Cause my first chick just hatched, out of his yolk sack!
So, hush, my sweet, let me give me invincabillity!
condor: smacks her down*
chris: trent
trent:I, how I-I-I...
How I really hate these birdies,
And I want to live to see my thirties.
These, these feathered jerks.
They're bringing me strife,
For the last time!
Get a life!*hit condor with tanq
Yes!
Thanks, my sweet condor,
Now I have invincbillity!
chris: good job trent
trent: no dur
intern: um sir
chris: yes
intern: the condor made the fual tank leak were gonna crash
everyone: screams
_____________________________________
ok guys sorry im late but some stuff was going on ;)
max:good morning,victims! jacki:SHUT UP MAX!IT'S 5 IN THE MORNING! max:1,shut up 2,fuck you!,and 3,todays challenge is SUPER-LONG! phil:awwwww!! max:SHUSH!make sure your sitting down,'cause todays challenge is H-A-R-D!ya have 2 figt a giant animal again! yuir and katherine:who? max:uh,nobody just king-kong. katherine:oh,ok......WAIT,WHAAAATTT!!!!!!!!*FAINTS* max:yep,head east to the cliffs,oh and GET UP! *LATER,ON THE WAY*phil:i cant belive i got back less than 7 hours ago,and im already fighting for my life! alex:i know,lifes a turd around here! *LATER,WHEN BOTH TEAMS ARE THERE* violet:ok,where's king-kong? king-kong:RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! katherine:*FAINTS,AGAIN!* max:JOIN IN inayofuata TIME!
Ezekiel!!-"Canadian Idiot"-Wierd Al
Eva-"Down With the Sickness"-Disturbed
Noah-"Viva la Vida"-Coldplay(THANK wewe sk8ter!!)
Justin-"I'm Too Sexy"- Right alisema Fred
Katie and Sadie-"Best Friend"-Toy Box
Tyler-"Eye of the Tiger"-Survivor
Izzy!!-"Axel F"- Crazy Frog
Cody!!-"Girls"-Beastie Boys
Beth-"You're Beautiful"-James Blunt
Courtney-"Bad Boy"-Cascada
Harold-"White and Nerdy"-Wierd Al
Trent-"Wonderwall"-Oasis
Bridgette-"Hey There Delilah"-Plain White T's
Lindsay-"Plastic Surgery Slumber Party"-Jeffree Star
DJ-"Dear Momma"-Tupac (GREAT song)
Geoff-"Party Like a Rockstar"-Shop Boyz
LeShawna-"Baby Got Back"-Sir Mix-a-Lot(ROTFLMAO!!)
Duncan-"Fuck Police Brutality"-Anti-Flag
Heather-"I upendo You"-Tila Tequila(I HATE YOU, HEATHER)
Gwen-"For a Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic"-Paramroe
Owen-"Eat It"-Wierd Al
*Mr.Coconut!!!-"Stir It Up"-Bob Marley
R.I.P Mr.Coconut!!!!! ='(
Eva-"Down With the Sickness"-Disturbed
Noah-"Viva la Vida"-Coldplay(THANK wewe sk8ter!!)
Justin-"I'm Too Sexy"- Right alisema Fred
Katie and Sadie-"Best Friend"-Toy Box
Tyler-"Eye of the Tiger"-Survivor
Izzy!!-"Axel F"- Crazy Frog
Cody!!-"Girls"-Beastie Boys
Beth-"You're Beautiful"-James Blunt
Courtney-"Bad Boy"-Cascada
Harold-"White and Nerdy"-Wierd Al
Trent-"Wonderwall"-Oasis
Bridgette-"Hey There Delilah"-Plain White T's
Lindsay-"Plastic Surgery Slumber Party"-Jeffree Star
DJ-"Dear Momma"-Tupac (GREAT song)
Geoff-"Party Like a Rockstar"-Shop Boyz
LeShawna-"Baby Got Back"-Sir Mix-a-Lot(ROTFLMAO!!)
Duncan-"Fuck Police Brutality"-Anti-Flag
Heather-"I upendo You"-Tila Tequila(I HATE YOU, HEATHER)
Gwen-"For a Pessimist, I'm Pretty Optimistic"-Paramroe
Owen-"Eat It"-Wierd Al
*Mr.Coconut!!!-"Stir It Up"-Bob Marley
R.I.P Mr.Coconut!!!!! ='(
