*We have room for two zaidi girls, so if wewe are interested after kusoma this article, feel free to say wewe want in*
Sofie: *standing on a dock in front of a gigantic white cruise ship* WOO HOO! Are you as excited as I am!?
Chris: *next to her* I--
Kieran: *jumps in front of him* hujambo I'M KIERAN! HEE HEE! :D *falls in the water*
Sofie and Chris: -o-'
Sofie: Um, as I was saying, WELCOME TO TDI: HELL'S CRUISE SHIP! Me and Chris McLane here, have invited 13 girls to compete for 1,000,000 dollars on this cruise standing behind me! We'll be throwing some challenges in here and there, but over all they will have to survive,
*scary music*
Kieran (who's still wet) Chris and Sofie: *squished together* US!
Sofie: It's me, your host, Sofia Canepa!
Kieran: I'm Kieran Dillane, the co-host! X3
Chris: And me, Chris McLane. wewe probably know me from the hit show, "Total Drama Island".
Sofie: Speaking of TDI, we've also invited some others on our cruise... Please welcome, Trent, Duncan, Harold, Cody, and Noah!
*applause as they walk on the dock*
Sofie: *glomps Duncan* BACK OFF HE'S MINE! >:3
Harold: I was invited here kwa Ava :)
Duncan: No one cares -__-
Trent: Hi, I was told Gwen was here?
Kieran: We lied :D
Trent: Oh...
Sofie: Cheer up, Trent! There are plenty of other girls who are coming along that would upendo to have wewe as a companion!
Cody: Wait, so Gwen's not here?
Kieran: YES! GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF YOUR EARS AND LISTEN!!
Cody: T_T
Sofie: But Hayley's coming! :D
Cody: Awesome!
Noah: I don't even want to be here, right now...
Chris: But Dawn will be here!
Noah: The highlight of my summer...
Sofie: *still hugging Duncan* PLEASE ALSO WELCOME, MY SISTER LUCY!! :D
*applause as her and Robert Pattinson walk in the dock*
Chris: What's Robert doing here?
Kieran: Their dating :3
Sofie: Alright then ^^
Lucy: *peace sign*
Robert: Hello everyone :D
Sofie: I guess your used to being on TV, Rob
Robert: wewe bet :D
Sofie: ...
Robert: I can't stop smiling :D
Lucy: That was bila mpangilio :3
Kieran: YOUR RANDOM!
Sofie: T_T ...
All: IT'S TDI: HELL'S CRUISE SHIP!! XD
*Ending Theme PLays*
Sofie: *standing on a dock in front of a gigantic white cruise ship* WOO HOO! Are you as excited as I am!?
Chris: *next to her* I--
Kieran: *jumps in front of him* hujambo I'M KIERAN! HEE HEE! :D *falls in the water*
Sofie and Chris: -o-'
Sofie: Um, as I was saying, WELCOME TO TDI: HELL'S CRUISE SHIP! Me and Chris McLane here, have invited 13 girls to compete for 1,000,000 dollars on this cruise standing behind me! We'll be throwing some challenges in here and there, but over all they will have to survive,
*scary music*
Kieran (who's still wet) Chris and Sofie: *squished together* US!
Sofie: It's me, your host, Sofia Canepa!
Kieran: I'm Kieran Dillane, the co-host! X3
Chris: And me, Chris McLane. wewe probably know me from the hit show, "Total Drama Island".
Sofie: Speaking of TDI, we've also invited some others on our cruise... Please welcome, Trent, Duncan, Harold, Cody, and Noah!
*applause as they walk on the dock*
Sofie: *glomps Duncan* BACK OFF HE'S MINE! >:3
Harold: I was invited here kwa Ava :)
Duncan: No one cares -__-
Trent: Hi, I was told Gwen was here?
Kieran: We lied :D
Trent: Oh...
Sofie: Cheer up, Trent! There are plenty of other girls who are coming along that would upendo to have wewe as a companion!
Cody: Wait, so Gwen's not here?
Kieran: YES! GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF YOUR EARS AND LISTEN!!
Cody: T_T
Sofie: But Hayley's coming! :D
Cody: Awesome!
Noah: I don't even want to be here, right now...
Chris: But Dawn will be here!
Noah: The highlight of my summer...
Sofie: *still hugging Duncan* PLEASE ALSO WELCOME, MY SISTER LUCY!! :D
*applause as her and Robert Pattinson walk in the dock*
Chris: What's Robert doing here?
Kieran: Their dating :3
Sofie: Alright then ^^
Lucy: *peace sign*
Robert: Hello everyone :D
Sofie: I guess your used to being on TV, Rob
Robert: wewe bet :D
Sofie: ...
Robert: I can't stop smiling :D
Lucy: That was bila mpangilio :3
Kieran: YOUR RANDOM!
Sofie: T_T ...
All: IT'S TDI: HELL'S CRUISE SHIP!! XD
*Ending Theme PLays*
This is a mystery!!!
Chasia:Okay,so here wewe will receive a bila mpangilio thing if wewe are safe..*Chucks stuff at everyone but Duncan and Chris*
Jared:YAY!!!TOASTER!!!
Aydan:I GOT A MICROWAVE!!
Duncan:BUT I NEVER GET VOTED OFF FIRST!
Chris:WHY!!??
Chasia:FUCK YOU!*Throws them in a lake*
Natiale:YAY!CHRIS IS GONE!
Jared:I can't poke him anymore :(,Well,that's when a voodoo doll comes in handy!
Aydan:What the frig?
Annie:Yay!!I'm safe
Katie and Sadie:EEEEEEE!!!!
Rayven:*betch-slaps Katie and Sadie*
Katie and Sadie:......
Chasia:This season has been boring so far*sigh* Well,see wewe inayofuata time,bitches!!
Jared:YAY!!!TOASTER!!!
Aydan:I GOT A MICROWAVE!!
Duncan:BUT I NEVER GET VOTED OFF FIRST!
Chris:WHY!!??
Chasia:FUCK YOU!*Throws them in a lake*
Natiale:YAY!CHRIS IS GONE!
Jared:I can't poke him anymore :(,Well,that's when a voodoo doll comes in handy!
Aydan:What the frig?
Annie:Yay!!I'm safe
Katie and Sadie:EEEEEEE!!!!
Rayven:*betch-slaps Katie and Sadie*
Katie and Sadie:......
Chasia:This season has been boring so far*sigh* Well,see wewe inayofuata time,bitches!!
A/N: Another poem I wrote. It's also in the Total Drama Island Fanfiction spot. Don't read if wewe like BxG. WARNING: implied femslash (yuri, femmeslash, girlxgirl), depression, and stuff that BridgettexGeoff mashabiki won't like.
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Kissing Geoff, I pretend to like it,
But being with him just doesn't fit,
Ignoring true desires, inside I die,
I'm living a lie.
Act like I like Geoff, say it's him I,
Can't live without, say that I,
Want to be with him forever, but I-
I'm living a lie.
The truth I can't unfurl,
Is that I upendo another girl,
The truth that I'm,
Living in one huge, sad lie.
I should tell Geoff the reality,
About my real sexuality,
But I can't reveal this lie,
For it makes me want to die.
I'll ignore my true feelings,
And the moyo in need of healing,
And live with that 'til the siku I die,
I'll be a living a lie.
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Kissing Geoff, I pretend to like it,
But being with him just doesn't fit,
Ignoring true desires, inside I die,
I'm living a lie.
Act like I like Geoff, say it's him I,
Can't live without, say that I,
Want to be with him forever, but I-
I'm living a lie.
The truth I can't unfurl,
Is that I upendo another girl,
The truth that I'm,
Living in one huge, sad lie.
I should tell Geoff the reality,
About my real sexuality,
But I can't reveal this lie,
For it makes me want to die.
I'll ignore my true feelings,
And the moyo in need of healing,
And live with that 'til the siku I die,
I'll be a living a lie.
ok tdifangirl made the really odd couple of E+E but im just the unpayed intern. gotta do wat i gotta do.
ezekeal and eva feel in upendo on tdi:tdifangirl syle. wewe should know how i do this they get married have kids got a career and yatta yatta yatta,well NOT TODAY!!!!
ezekeal never got a chance to propose to eva on three reasons
1.her anger management might ruin the kids
2.he dont got a career
3.she moved to florida
but ezekeal knew how to fix this ity bity problem
1.he can teach the kids [and eva] to be less violent
2.he could get a job
3.wats wrong with flying to florda?
so they got married at miami florida and was not planing on having any children.[yet]
now eva really really really loosend up and ezekeal iz ... a little zaidi like us now.
i would like to dedicate this to tdifangirl and my brother fred. thiz iz the same thing that happend to him
R.I.P
[REST IN PEACE]
DONT GET ANY IDEAS!!!! HE IZ SLEEPING RITE NOW!SO SHHHHHH!!!!
ezekeal and eva feel in upendo on tdi:tdifangirl syle. wewe should know how i do this they get married have kids got a career and yatta yatta yatta,well NOT TODAY!!!!
ezekeal never got a chance to propose to eva on three reasons
1.her anger management might ruin the kids
2.he dont got a career
3.she moved to florida
but ezekeal knew how to fix this ity bity problem
1.he can teach the kids [and eva] to be less violent
2.he could get a job
3.wats wrong with flying to florda?
so they got married at miami florida and was not planing on having any children.[yet]
now eva really really really loosend up and ezekeal iz ... a little zaidi like us now.
i would like to dedicate this to tdifangirl and my brother fred. thiz iz the same thing that happend to him
R.I.P
[REST IN PEACE]
DONT GET ANY IDEAS!!!! HE IZ SLEEPING RITE NOW!SO SHHHHHH!!!!
ezekeal
eva
