Total Drama Island Article: Weirdest...TDI Dream.....EVER

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posted by bubble_babe

Santa

Heres what a 10 min nap will do to me
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Ok i'm not talk werid like DuncanxBeth weird, i'm talking GwenxCandy canes WERID!!!
ok So frist of it was chrimas time :D and for some unknow resion i'm on my roof in short shorts and a small t-shirt(and our house....IS FUCKING BIG AS HELL!) and i'm waiting for santa....insted....Duncan comes......as SANTA!!
Well wewe no Trenty, gweny, and Courtney'ie, wewe no brigetteie, geoffie, and izzy'ie, but can wewe re-call...the must fucked up camper(They were deer) of them all.....JUSTIN THE UGLY RAINDEER!

so i'm right their.....seeing THIS! then....
'Ello K!' - Greg
'GREG! my long Lost imangrey friend! mom alisema wewe ran away!' -me
'She lied.' - simba
'....EEE SIMBA!' -Me
'Hey girl shut up and take wewe damn present!' - Duncan
'T.T fine!' -Me
'Good!'- Duncan
'Hey! this is a pitcher of wewe and COURTNEY! what is this some kind of sick joke? give me a brake, and go do something i want!' -Me
'*kissing noise*' -Duncan
'K, stay right their, dont move' -Greg
'y?' - me
'Hes kissing some girl.' -Simba
(3 minents later)
Me, Greg, and Simba: *FIGHTING* LET ME SEE! NO! NOW! NO!
'HO HO HO!' - the real santa
'OMG!' -me
'Hello- WHAT THE HELL DUNCAN!' Santa
'What? its what she wanted?' -Duncan
'Just why i'm dressed as an elf i'll never no.' -heather
'Heather.....GREG wewe ARE SO DEAD!' -Me
'Duncan i'm gonna kick wewe ass!' -Santa!
(Later)
'GREG!GREG!GREG!GRE-....Hi peater pan!' -me
'Hello, have wewe seen holly?' -Peater pan
'What about windy, tink, and jane?' -me
'Who?'- peaterpan
'Sorry havt seen holly.' -me
'Ok...' - Peaterpan
'Ok...now to-' -ME
'WHYD wewe MAKE DUNCAN KISS HEATHER!?' Courtney
'Oh...shit....' - me

then i woke up!!!

greg looked something like this, but he was machungwa, chungwa

greg looked something like this, but he was orange

Broccoligirl, rockzsanders and 2 others like this

dustfinger that is weird. Who is Gregg? some random guy?

gwentrentever thats fucked up but funny

Duncan-superfan WWWWWWWOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW! Santa is a cusser! He like cussed out Duncan!! Santa gonna pay! XD

Fangirl99 k, that was awkward http://images.fanpop.com/images/emoticons/tired.jpg

ROCKCHIC179 Wow that was just...wow

bubble_babe Geg is my long lost imangery friend, i have thought about him scence i was 7

splinter505 wtf i got all mixed up and who the f**k is simba

TDI100 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah

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Barbrah, Sabrinah and Debrah! (Based on TDF)

posted by Darksiidee

Enikah: *drawing and singing* One, 21 guns.. leave down ur arms... give up the fight...
Sofie: *Jump over Enikah*
Duncan: Sofie!
Sofie: I can sing too! *sings*
Enikah: What--- whaaat? DUNCAN, U WAS LISTENING BEHIND THE DOOR?? AGAIIIIN?
Sofie: *giggles* ur in troubles
Duncan: no, it was-- *pointing to Sofie* she was!
Enikah: *grabs Sofie's shoulders* u can tell this anyone! ANYONE! Neither u, Duncan!
Duncan: It's ok, ur secret is salama with me
Enikah: What about u Sofie?
Sofie: Nyaaaa :3 It's ok Debrah!
Enikah & Duncan: Debrah? *nervious eye*
Sofie: yeah! Debrah *hugs Enikah*
Enikah: Why?
Sofie: cuz is...

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All about Cody!(And yes it is copied from Wikipedia.XD)

posted by crazychick1213

Cody

Cody (voiced kwa Peter Oldring) (who also voices Ezekiel and Tyler) is the scientific dork.

* Basic: Cody has been spoiled all his life and uses his money to buy techno gadgets. He claims to study the cool crowd (not really) and believes he is one of the cool kids. He is slightly obsessed with girls and getting one (Gwen, Lindsay, au Any girl who wants him!) to be his girlfriend.

* Total Drama Island: When Cody arrives, he immediately starts to "hit" on some of the girls on TDI. He is chosen to be on The Screaming Gophers. Cody competes well in some of the challenges, such as the dodgeball...

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TDI fanfiction: clay tells Calvin off

posted by TDIlover226

info about Calvin and clay before I start.
Calvin and clay,are also known as the blondey twins au cuddles calvin and twinkle puff parks. the small group of two began the morning of JG's scary story when JG kicked clay out of her possy for being a wimp. Calvin immediantly went to Clays side and conned him into joining his group. Calvin was smart and quick thinking, he figured that sence clay was alot zaidi stronger than him, and dumber, that he could be the brains and clay could be the muscles.

Clay tells off calvin
"clay, don't wewe think that Calvin has been taking advantege of you?" alisema seiamica...

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tdi fanfiction: Calvin and Clay's profaili

posted by TDIlover226

Calvin
name:Calvin
nickname:rat,homo,blondy,cuddles.
enemies:everyone on the island exsept Clay.
Age:12
phrase:I'm better than all of you, wewe hear, all of you! au you don't have a chance sucker.

Clay
name:Clay
nickname:twinkle puff parks,blondy 2,dumb iditoso.
enimies:everyone on the island exsept calvin and JG.
age:15
phrase:I don't need any luck,I'm not as dumb as i was when i came here,so i don't need wewe anymore.

Calvin and clay were known as the blondy twins. clay had always been stronger than calvin and had zaidi respect from JG's possy. Clay was once in JG's possy but got kicked out for being a...

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TDI fanfiction: the blondey twins begin.

posted by TDIlover226

JG called a possy meeting in the lodge room, After everyone was sitting on the L shaped couch, JG turned on the flat screen TV. A tape of all the pranks they had pulled on Heather, Bryana and calvin. It made everyone in the possy laugh. "do wewe know whats wrong with all of these pranks?" she asked. Everyone looked at each other, "I don't see anything wrong with them" alisema Julie, All those pranks worked out perfectly". Everyone had to think of all the possy rules, and until they thought of what might be wrong with all the pranks, they would stay there. JG and Vanita sat in front of the couch...