Heres what a 10 min nap will do to me
------------------------------------------

Ok i'm not talk werid like DuncanxBeth weird, i'm talking GwenxCandy canes WERID!!!
ok So frist of it was chrimas time :D and for some unknow resion i'm on my roof in short shorts and a small t-shirt(and our house....IS FUCKING BIG AS HELL!) and i'm waiting for santa....insted....Duncan comes......as SANTA!!
Well wewe no Trenty, gweny, and Courtney'ie, wewe no brigetteie, geoffie, and izzy'ie, but can wewe re-call...the must fucked up camper(They were deer) of them all.....JUSTIN THE UGLY RAINDEER!

so i'm right their.....seeing THIS! then....
'Ello K!' - Greg
'GREG! my long Lost imangrey friend! mom alisema wewe ran away!' -me
'She lied.' - simba
'....EEE SIMBA!' -Me
'Hey girl shut up and take wewe damn present!' - Duncan
'T.T fine!' -Me
'Good!'- Duncan
'Hey! this is a pitcher of wewe and COURTNEY! what is this some kind of sick joke? give me a brake, and go do something i want!' -Me
'*kissing noise*' -Duncan
'K, stay right their, dont move' -Greg
'y?' - me
'Hes kissing some girl.' -Simba
(3 minents later)
Me, Greg, and Simba: *FIGHTING* LET ME SEE! NO! NOW! NO!
'HO HO HO!' - the real santa
'OMG!' -me
'Hello- WHAT THE HELL DUNCAN!' Santa
'What? its what she wanted?' -Duncan
'Just why i'm dressed as an elf i'll never no.' -heather
'Heather.....GREG wewe ARE SO DEAD!' -Me
'Duncan i'm gonna kick wewe ass!' -Santa!
(Later)
'GREG!GREG!GREG!GRE-....Hi peater pan!' -me
'Hello, have wewe seen holly?' -Peater pan
'What about windy, tink, and jane?' -me
'Who?'- peaterpan
'Sorry havt seen holly.' -me
'Ok...' - Peaterpan
'Ok...now to-' -ME
'WHYD wewe MAKE DUNCAN KISS HEATHER!?' Courtney
'Oh...shit....' - me

then i woke up!!!