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Dan: Hi every one I’m Dan! I’m Chris McClain’s brother! This season, I’m your host!
And I’m spending my time at a skiing resort in Canada with 14 other campers. I’ve been too lazy to check my orodha and check it twice, and I’ve been too busy to see who’s naughty au nice (Laugh). For this season the challenges will be based on krisimasi and winter. The winning money is $100,000,000. So stay tune for the 1st episode of, Total, Drama, Christmas!
        (Theme song)

Dan: Okay, the campers will be skiing down from the juu of the mountain.
Cathy: Woo hoo!
Dan: Here we go the 1st camper! Aaaaaaaaaaaah what’s your name?
Cathy: Cathy.
Dan: Oh, yeah, Cathy.
Cathy: Okay, why don’t wewe know my name?
Dan: Sorry I didn’t check the list.
Cathy: Check it!
Dan: Okay! Oh, there wewe are. Wait, you’re not mean. You’re crazy.
Cathy: I just wont wewe to check it.
Dan: Okay?
Duncan: Hay, Dan!
Dan: Duncan?
Duncan: Yeah it’s me!
Dan: Wow! You’re on the show?
Duncan: Yeah!
Dan: I thought it was all new campers.
Duncan: Well, there are three others from when Chris was here.
Dan: Who are they?
Duncan: I don’t know.
Dan: Oh.
Cathy: Is any of them Issy?
Duncan: I don’t know. Why?
Cathy: I just like follow in her foot steps. See my hair? It’s orange!
Duncan: What is it suppose to be?
Cathy: Green!
Duncan: Good to Know.
Dan: Okay, inayofuata is supposed to be Emily. But where is she?
Duncan: Maybe she got ran over kwa a reindeer.
Cathy: (Laugh)
Samantha: Yippee!
Dan: Are wewe Emily?
Samantha: No I’m Samantha.
Dan: But you’re right after Emily and Mandy!
Samantha: Oh, Emily ran into a mti and Mandy is helping her.
Cathy: Is she okay?
Samantha: I don’t know. But I hope she’s not.
Cathy: Why?
Samantha: Because she was really mean to the ski loge guy.
Cathy: Oh.
Dan: Samantha, did wewe see anyone else get ready to go down.
Samantha: This really hot boy named……………..
Dan: Jake.
Samantha: No, Mike.
Dan: But it says Jake is hot.
Samantha: Well, he’s the hottest boy I saw.
Dan: Did wewe see a Jake?
Samantha: No. Hay, look there’s Mike!
Mike: nyasi, nyasi kavu what’s up dudes and duvets!
Dan: nyasi, nyasi kavu the party dude is here!
Mike: Hi!
Samantha: Hi!
Mike: Hay, did wewe see that girl that got ran into that tree?
Samantha: Yeah!
Mike: What was her name? Ummmmmmmmm, Emilya?
Samantha: Emily.
Mike: Yeah, Emily.
Courtney: Woo hoo!
Dan: Courtney, What’s up?
Courtney: Just going to win!
Samantha: Oh, and who alisema that wewe will win?
Courtney: My lawyers.
Samantha: Great.
Dan: Okay will anyone tell me when Emily and Mandy is going to be here.
Courtney: Is Mandy the girl that ran into a tree?
Samantha: She is the girl that is helping Emily, which ran into a tree.
Courtney: No one is helping her.
Samantha: What?
Mandy: Yeah, this is the life!
Dan: Please tell me you’re Mandy au Emily.
Mandy: No.
Dan: Oh, okay.
Mandy: Just kidding, I’m Mandy!
Dan: Oh, hi Mandy!
Mandy: Move!
(Confection Room) Courtney: And I thought I was mean. She is so goanna ruin my chances of winning this season!
Cathy: Hay, Mandy, is Emily okay?
Mandy: She should be here soon.
Cathy: Oh, okay.
Emily: Hi, Dan.
Dan: Are wewe Emily?
Emily: Of course I am.
Mandy: Hay!
Emily: Hay, thanks for helping me.
Mandy: It’s okay.
Dan: I can tell who that is.
Duncan: A big snow ball?
Dan: Who can’t stay on a ski?
Cathy: Tyler?
Dan: No!
Courtney: Owen!
Dan: Yep!
Owen: Watch out!
Dan: (Dodge)
Owen: (Hites every one)
Dan: Strike! That was amsing Owen!
Owen: Thankes!
Mandy: Look it’s hotness!
Dan: That most be Jake! Yes, yes it is.
Emily: Oh my!
Cathy: Wow!
Mandy: Yikes!
Owen: Woo!
Dan: nyasi, nyasi kavu Jake!
Jake: Hay!
Dan: Chris told me that he piked wewe for your looks.
Jake: Thats fine.
Girls + Owen: Wow!
Dan: Hay, look it’s Ben!
Ben: Hay, everyo.................................... (Falls off ski)
Dan: I thought wewe were the spots dude?
Ben: I am.
Everyone: (Laugh)
Dan: Riiiiiiiiight.
Ben: What? I am.
Everyone: (Laugh)
Ben: What?
Dan: Everyone it’s Cory!
Cory: nyasi, nyasi kavu ladieis!
Girls: Hay!
Cory: So, witch one of wewe wont to go out with me?
Girls: Grose!
Cory: What?
Duncan: Dude at you’ll never get a girl.
Cory: But they are making out! (See Mike and Samantha making out)
Duncan: It was upendo at first sight.
Cory: Man!
Dan: nyasi, nyasi kavu everyone its Sara!
Sara: Wow!
Jake: Well thank you.
Sara: No, not you, Him.
Ben: Me?
Sara: Yes you.
Ben: Oh, thanks.
Cathy: Okay, there is sopose to four campers from first seson. There is only three.
Dan: Chill Cathy, there are still 2 zaidi campers left.
Cathy: Oh.
Ethan: Yippee!
Dan: It’s Ethan! nyasi, nyasi kavu dude!
Ethan: Hay.
Dan: Okay, I know your a nyumbani schooling kid. But don’t be Ezekeole.
Ethan: Okay.
Cathy: Where is Issy!
Issy: Right here!
Cathy: Issy.
Dan: Iss................................. (Get’s pushed kwa Cathy)
Cathy: Issy, It’s so nice to meet you!
Issy: Are wewe in my shabiki club.
Cathy: Number 1!
Issy: Your Cathy?
Cathy: Yes!
Issy: Well, it’s so nice to meet you.
Both: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Dan: Okay follow me!

Dan: Okay, are wewe wonting to see what team wewe are on?
All: Yes!
Dan: Okay here’s the first team, Duncan,Courtney, Samantha, Mike, Ethan, Ben, and Mandy. Okay, wewe guys are the Reindeers? Okay, team 2, Owen, Issy, Cathy, Emily, Cory, Jake, and Sara. wewe guys are the Santa!
Owen: Wow, I’m a Santa!
Dan: Okay the cabins are out there. The name of your team will be on your cabin. See wewe in an hour.
Duncan: Great a hike in the cold, snowy, woods. Berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
(See Samantha and Mike kissing and walking in front of them)
Cory: Wow!
Ethan: Is that even possible.
Jake: No clue.
Cathy: Yippee!
Issy: Wow, your good!
Cathy: I know.
Emily: Will, wewe two kids stop playing and come on?!?!
Cathy + Issy: Okay!

Mike: I made it.
Courtney: Me to.
Duncan+ Ethan + Jake: Mad it!
Ethan: I’m not uses to Walking that much.
Duncan: Why?
Ethan: Well, I’m nyumbani schooled in the country.
Duncan: Well, don’t wewe work at a farm.
Ethan: No, my uncle dose that.
Duncan: Oh, Okay.
Issy + Cathy: Woo hoo!
Cathy: We made it!
Duncan: Chef?
Mr. Hachette: Who called me chef?!?!
Duncan: Me
Mr. Hachette: Well, wewe know what Duncan!
Duncan: What?
Mr. Hachette: My name is now Mr. Hachette! wewe hear me solder?!?!
Duncan: Yes sir!
Mr. Hachette: Good!
Duncan: So why are wewe here?
Mr. Hachette: Well my daughter was sledding down that kilima over there.
Duncan: Oh.
Samantha: Oh, who are you?
Dona: Dona.
Samantha: Well, aren’t wewe adorable.
Dona: (Punches Samantha) Never call me adorable again! wewe hear me solder?!?!
Samantha: Yes maim!
Dona: Yes sir! wewe call me a sir! wewe sungura, hare me solder?!?!
Samantha: Yes sir!
Dona: Good
Duncan: Mr. Hachette’s daughter, right?
Dona: In the flesh!
Duncan: Great.
Ben: Wow, look at the cabin!
Reindeers: Wow!
Duncan this is amazing.
Courtney: I think I like Dan better than Chris.
Duncan: Me too
Courtney: Even thou there related I think they are nothing alike.
Duncan: I’m with you!
Sara: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Duncan: What was that?
Ben: It sounded like Sara!
Duncan: Oh I don’t care.
Ben: Well I do!
Duncan: But she’s on the other team!
Ben: I don’t care!
Duncan: Team.
Reindeers: What?
Duncan: If we lose a challenge we vote off Ben.
Ethan: Why?
Duncan: Because he likes Sara.
Ethan: How do wewe know?
Duncan: He’s helping her.
Ethan: Oh, okay.
Duncan: Are wewe with me?
Reindeers: Yes!

Sara: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Ben: Sara are wewe o……………………………………… Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, a cockroach!
Emily: Wow what a man! (Step on cockroach) There!
Ben: Thank wewe soooooooooooooo much Emily (Hugs Emily)
Sara: Oh no, wewe do not hug my boyfriend!
Emily: Boy friend?
Cory: Boyfriend?
Ben: Boyfriend.
Sara: Yeah he’s my boyfriend. And wewe don’t touch him.
Ben: Well, I got to go.
Sara: Well, Buy!
Ben: Buy!
Sara: Buy!
Ben: Buy!
Sara: Buy!
Emily: If they say hi one zaidi time, I’m going to barf!
Ben: Buy! (Emily Barfs)
Emily: Told you!

Duncan: Where were you?
Ben: I was at the Santas’ cabin.
Ethan: Oh dude, we are going to vote wewe of.
Duncan: Ethan!
Ben: Why?
Ethan: Because wewe like Sara.
Duncan: Ethan!
Ben: Well, I broke up with her.
Duncan: wewe did?
Ben: Yep.
(Confession room) Ben: Of course I lied. It’s the only way to win.
Samantha: So we don’t vote wewe off.
Duncan: Nop, we don’t!

Emily: So, wewe are boyfriend and girlfriends with Ben.
Sara: Yeah, so what?!?!
Emily: Well because I’m voting off you!
Sara: Well, I don’t care! I vote off you!
Owen: Um, guys, we haven’t even had a challenge yet.
Emily: If we ever lose.
Sara: Yeah.
Emily: So, who with me?
Owen: I’m with Sara!
Issy: If Owen’s with Sara, I’m with Sara!
Cathy: So am I!
Emily: What about wewe two?
Jake: I’m with you, Emily!
Emily: Cory?
Cory: The hot one!
Emily: Oh thank you!
Cory: No, not you, Sara!
Emily: Oh who needs wewe four!
(Confession Room) Sara: Standing up to Emily, that’s unthinkable! Emily: Oh who needs them! I can handle myself!
Emily: So, there we go.
Sara: Buy.
Emily: Buy.
Dan: Okay every one, come to the kitchen! Now!

Mr. Hachette: Okay, wewe eat when I tell wewe to eat! wewe take a break when I tell wewe to break au Dan tells wewe to do a challenge! If wewe disobey any of the rules, wewe will run ten laps around this whole resort! wewe hear me?!?!
All: Yes sir!
Mr. Hachette: wewe will listen to me and my daughter, Dona!
Samantha: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, get that beast away from me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sara: What do wewe mean beast?
Samantha: I mean a beas…………………………
Dona: (cry)
Mr. Hachette: Do wewe see what wewe did?!?!You made my little girl cry! Now wewe give me ten laps around the resort!
Samantha: But sh………………….
Mr. Hachette: No buts!
Duncan: (laugh) He alisema Butt!
Mr. Hachette: wewe to!
Duncan: What?!
Mr. Hachette: Now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan: Okay, every one time for the challenge!
Mr. Hachette: wewe two are lucky!
Duncan: Let’s go!

Duncan: So what’s the challenge?
Dan: Snowball fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                    To Be Continued………………………………

Dan: inayofuata time!

Cory: Though Owen!
Mike: Samantha watch out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Samantha get’s hit kwa ball)
Mike: Samantha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mike: Is she going to be okay Doc.?
Doc.: I don’t know.

(Confession Room) Owen: I’m a bad man! Mike: Why her why not me!

Duncan: Is Mike okay.

Mr. Hachette: Ten laps around the resort!
Mike: No!
Mr. Hachette: What did wewe say?
Mike: I alisema no!

Mike: I can’t do the challenge any more!
Courtney: Why?
Mike: Because of Samantha that’s why!

Dan: And the winning team is……..the……………………………..

Dan: inayofuata time!
Yay! high five almost done I'm halfway through!If took me 13 hours on the first season and 9 hours on the sekunde season.And I'm not going to do halfway anymore because it seemed very useless. and I was thinking about getting this out to wewe guys every 3 au 2 days.So lets start with my lest inayopendelewa season winners.

The one with the most villain points is Chris Haha told wewe he is the most evil creature alive on total drama and wewe through it was Courtney.And Chris has 106.

The person with the most hero points is Courtney with 74 hero points.

The runner up fort he most hero points is Chris with 32 hero points.

And the runner up for the most villain points is Duncan with 35 villain points.
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