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Chris: Hellow! I'm Chris Maclain. wewe might know me from lots of seasons om a game onyesha called............. Total Drama. Yeah I know wewe know me. Who wouldn't? Well this Season on Total Drama we are haveing 13 NEW contestents come with 11 OLD contestnets. This season will be the strangist, Crazyist, most decusting season yet. Stay tuned for this new season........ Total................ Drama................. Liveing!

*theam song*

Chris: Our new contestents will come from a car! 2 at a time Bot and girl! Lets meet our first 2....... Duncan and Bridgette!
Duncan: Check it again.
Bridgette: I checked it 5,000,000 times! No Gwen isn't here!
Duncan: Check again.
Bridgette: Gush! *at Chris* Please tell me that i'm not on the same team as him.
Chris: I don't know yet.
Bridgette: man!
Chris: inayofuata is Buddy!
Bridgette:and who?
Chris: No one.
Duncan: wewe alisema 2 in each car.
Chris: I did but buddy's a little.
Chef: Dunk!
*chris, Bridgtte, and Duncan dunks*
Buddy: Ok who should i kill next? *Strong body gard Grabes him and takes all wepens* Hey!
Chris: Do wewe want to be on this season??
Buddy: No i just want to kill people.
Chris: Take him away!
Buddy: Fine I want to win!
Chris: Good desion.
Buddy: FINE! who are wewe looking at???
Duncan: *looks confused* Chris.
Buddy: Oh.........
Chris: the inayofuata car is Cody and Sierra!
Cody: Help!!!!!!!!!! *runs out of the car with kissses on he's lips and hides behind Bridgette* Help!!!!!!!
Sierra: Cody come back here!
Chris: Sierra Calm down!
Sierra: I just upendo him.
Cody: Help me!
Chris: inayofuata is Lulu and Alejandro.
Lulu: Cody!!!!
Alejandro: hujambo chris
Chris:hey!
Sierra: Cody is mine.
Lulu: Ni he's mine!

*confession*

Cody: Wow! 2 girls that like me. *sigh* I wish one of them was Gwen.

*over*

Chris: inayofuata is Zoey and Gabe!
Duncan: *eyes widen at Zoey* wow!
Gabe: hujambo everyone.
Duncan: H...........h...........hi. I'm Duncan.
Zoey: *blushes* I know. I'm.........
Duncan: wewe hotey......
Zoey: what?
Duncan: I mean Zoey!
Chris: inayofuata is Tyler and Jullianna.
Jullianna: Alejandro!!! *runs and hugs him*

*confession*

Alejandro: Oh i'm doing good!

*over*

Chris: inayofuata is Matrix and Jordan!
Jordan: Bridgette! *runs up and hugs her* hi hi hi!
Bridgette: I have a boyfriend!
Jordan: *still huging her* I don't care!
Bridgette: *throughs her on the juu of the car*

*confession*

Bridgette: what did i do?

*over*

Chris: inayofuata is Courtney and Noah!
Noah: Chris i didn't think this season is safe! So I'm getting back in.
Chris: Jordan can wewe step aside please?
Jordan: Ok? *jordan steps aside and Matrix shows*
Noah: *eyes widen in BIG amout of Love* wow!
Chris: wewe were saying?
Noah: aaaaaaa............aaaaaaaaa...... Nouthin! Thxs for making me come on this season.
Chris: inayofuata is Jar3d and Rebecca.
Jar3d: hujambo courntey.
Courtney: aaaaaaaaa........ hey? who alisema that?
Jar3d: me.
Courntey: *turns around* *eyes widen*

*confession*

Courtney: aaaaaaaaaaa.......... I have a boyfriend Duncan............ *gets out phone and starts to dile a #* Yeah hujambo Duncan........ We're throught!

Duncan: Courntey broke up with me but I don't care i was going to do that to her and go out with Zoey.

*over*

Rebecca: hujambo everyone!
Chris: inayofuata is Strom and Ezekiel!
Storm: Hi!
Chris: where's Ezekiel.
Storm: well.........

*flash back*

Ezekiel: NO!
wewe DO WHAT I SAY NOW au I WILL SHOVE A SPOON SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU'LL BE S*ITTING SILVER!!! *throughs Ezekiel out of the car*

*over*

Chris: wow!
Jordan: hujambo don't do that to him!
Storm: want me to do the same to you?
Jordan: No!
Storm: good chose
Chris: inayofuata is ray and Jax!
Ray: Heyyyyyyyy aleHoto!

*confession*

Alejandro: Score!

*over*

Jax: *looks at Zoey then duncan with he's arms around her* Hey! I get to do that to that hot girl.

*confession*

Zoey: Score! 2 in one day. who to pick?

*over*

Chris: inayofuata is Samantha and Trent!
*Samantha and Trent step out makeing out*
Everyone that is there: *looks puzzled* what the???
Chris: Ok inayofuata is Heather!
Heather: Get him out of her!
Chris: who your kwa your self
Ezekiel: what's up homes?
Heather:that's who.
Chris: Ok let me first sya the teams! Team upendo is Jordan
Bridgette
Jar3d
Jullianna
Ezekiel
Lulu
Zoey
Duncan
Ray
Buddy
Samantha
and
Trent
Buddy: I'm on team upendo *starts to lagh*
Jordan: so i gusse we are on the same team.
Bridgette: Great!
Chris: Team Hate is Noah
Matrix
Alejandro
Courtney
Cody
Rebecca
Storm
Jax
Sierra
Gabe
Heather
And
Tyler
Sierra: Yay!!!! I'm with Cody!
Cody: no!!!! I'd rather have Lulu she's hot.
Lulu: *blushes*
Chris: Ok today's Challange is a baby race.
Rebecca: Are we going to have REAL babys?
Chris: No just baby dolls. wewe will get in 2s and i will call the 2s out. wewe will race from that wight line to that purple line. The first cuple that crosses will win Invincibility if your team loses. Ok The firts 2 on team upendo is Jordan and Bridgette!
Bridgette: Oh great.
Jordan: Yes!
Chris: On team Hate it's Matrix and Noah.
Matrix and Noah: YES!!!
Chris: Jar3d and Jullianna!
Jullianna: Ok.
Chris: Alejandro and Courntey.
Alejandro: *looks at courntey*
Courntey: That's not going to work! I lie Jar3d.
Alejandro: But he's on the other team.
Courntey:......... So?.......... I don't care............. so?
Chris: Ezekiel and Lulu.
Lulu: No!!! I want cody.
Cody: No!!!!! I want lulu!
Chris: I would ............. but wewe guys are on diffent teams.
Ezekiel: We could win eh?
Lulu: *rolls eyes* Fine!
Chris: Rebecca and Cody.
Cody: *rolls eyes* Fine!
Rebecca: hujambo this could be fun.
Cody: Maby.
Chris: Zoey and Duncan.
Duncan: Yes

*confession*

Jax: I should get Zoey. But i'm on a diffent team. I want Duncan off the onyesha for good.

*over*

Chris: Storm and Jax
Storm: If we lose your dead.
jax: *gulps*

*confession*

Jax: why me????

*over*

Chris: ray and Buddy.
Ray: No!!!!!!!
Buddy: Time to kill the baby.
Chris: Oh if wewe hirt the baby your team loses 1 point.
Buddy: Man!
Chris: Sierra and Gabe!
Sierra: I want cody.
Gabe: It can't be that bad.
Chris: Samantha and Trent.
Samantha: Yes!
Trent: Yes!
Chris: anf Finaly Heather and Tyler.
Heather: GReat we will lose.
Chris: are wewe ready? Start!

*confession*

Ray: I thought of a way that i could win with Buddy.

*over*

Ray: I know something wewe could kill.
Buddy: *gets happy very happy* whta? what is it?
Ray: The finsh line.
Buddy: Huh?
Ray: rool the stroller and chris will let wewe kill the finshe line.
Buddy: Ok lets go! *rolls the stroller fast* *passes the people in the lead, Jar3d and Jullianna*
Jar3d: wow there fast.
Jullianna: Yeah i know.
*Buddy and ray Crosses the finshe line*
Ray: yes!
Buddy:Time to kill *tares to finsh line down.
Chris: Buddy!!!!!!!!!!!
Buddy: I killed it.
Ray: *rolls eyes*

*confession*

Ray: I wont be iff tonight!

*over*

*jared and Jullianna crosses*
Jullianna: did we cross?
Chris: Yep.
Jar3d: Yes!
Bridgette: lets go!
*Jordan and birgdette kuvuka, msalaba the finshe line*
Jordan: Yes!
Bridgette: we made it!
*alejandro and Courtney corsses*
Alejandro: Yes!
Chris: sence wewe 2 were the first on your team to kuvuka, msalaba wewe wont be off tonight.
Courntey: yes!
Jar3d: yOu might stay!
Courntey: know! *hugs Jar3d and kisses him on the check*

*confession*

Jar3d: wow!

*over*

*Matrix, Noah, Cody, and Rebecca kuvuka, msalaba the line at the same time*
Matrix: We did it!
Noah: *kisses Matrix*
Rebecca: see i told wewe we will win.
Cody: I gusse
*Zoey and Duncan kuvuka, msalaba the line*
Zoey: We did it!
Duncan: Come here!
*Duncan was about to kiss Zoey when Jax and Strom crosses and Jax Brakes it up kwa hitting Duncan with the stoler*
Jax: Oh i'm sorry! *smiles*
Duncan: I hate you!
Zoey: now duncan don't be Mean.
*Samatha and Trent Crosses*
Samantha: Yes!
Trent: Lets make out!
Samantha: Ok! *Makes out with Trent*
*Sierra and Gabe Cross*
Gabe: Yes!
Sierra: Bo ya!
Chris: now all we need is Ezekiel and Lulu and Heather and Tyler.
Lulu: We are almost there!
Ezekiel: Yeah eh?
*Lulu and Ezekiel Crosses*
Lulu: Yes! did we win?
Chris: Team upendo wins!
Team Love: Yes!!!!!
Jax: where's Heather and Tyler?
Hetaher: Were here!
*Heather and Tyler crosses*
Tyler: Did we win?
Strom: No we lost!
Chris: Ok Team HAte I will see wewe tonight! But first let me onyesha wewe to your rooms.

*Jordan, Noah, Jar3d, and Tyler's room*
Chris: This is your room
Jordan: Great The only person i like here is Jar3d.
Jar3d: Thank you.

*Storm, Ray, Sierra, and Courtney's room*
Chris: This is your room.
Storm: Ok wewe lisen to what i say.
Courntey: what ever.

*Alejandro, Ezekiel, Cody, and Gabe's room*
Chris: Thsi is your room.
Ezekiel: Nice eh?

*Bridgette,Matrix,Jullianna,and Samantha's room*
Chris: This is your room.
Samantha: Cool were room mates
Bridgette: yeah.

*Duncan, Jax, Buddy,and Trent's room*
Chris: This is your room
Jax: why do i have to be with him?
Duncan: yeah?
Buddy: what can i kill?
Duncan, Jax,and Trent: NOUTHIN!

*Lulu,Rebecca, Zoey,and Heather's room*
Chris: and finaly your room.
Zoey: cool
Heather: *gags*
Lulu: I wish Cody was here!

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Ok if your on team Hate then message me your vote. Here's who is on team Hate:

Noah
Matrix
Alejandro
Courtney
Cody
Rebecca
Storm
Jax
Sierra
Gabe
Heather
and
Tyler

and rember Courntey and Alejandro can't be go off so don't vote them off.
*non-Frist class*

Duncan: now were lsoeing bad!
Trent: Yeah it's 8 to 10.
Ezekiel: we can't lose tonight homes.
Duncan: Yeah.

Rochelle: I can't Belive ABBY wannated to leave
Annie: I upendo Jar3d.
Natalie: he's nothe other team.
Annie: So?
Rochelle: So.................... it's bad to do it. He could lose you.
Annie: He wouldn't do that he's too nice.
Natalie and Rochelle: what ever.

*First class*

Jar3d: I miss Courntey.
Avan: She's on the other team.
Jar3d: so?
Avan: never mind.

Bridgette: I never thought it would happen but we are winiing so far.
Jamie: Yeah.
Rayven: Lets selaprate!
*Ray and Noah makes out*
Bridgette:...
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(All the ten remaining campers arived in the challenge studio. Chris McClean was smirking.)

Chris: Hi campers. Guess what time it is?

Owen: Pizza?!

Chris: Nope.

Heather: Shopping spree?

Chris: Try again.

Sierra: Is Cody here?

Chris: No way. We are having a merge.

(All the campers cheered)

Heather: Alright! I can see Trent again!

Trent: (Goes up to her) Miss me?

Heather: I sure do. (Kisses him)

Chris: Now campers, time to cancel your celebration, because it's time for a challenge.

Courtney: What is the challenge?

Chris: It's a tennis match. We set up this tennis course, and whoever defeats their opponents...
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*confessional*

Jordan: I bet i'm leaveng tonight!

courntey: Bye bye Jordan!

*over*

Chris: Not alot of people got votes. Tonight i'm hading out Snow.
Natalie: Chris there melted!
Chris: oh! Then water.
Annie: Great!
Chris: Thease people had NO votes, Natalie!
Natalie: Yes!
Chris: Penny!
Penny: sweatness!
Chris: annie!
Annie: yay!!!
Chris: Rochelle!
Rochelle: Bo ya!
Chris: Duncan!
Duncan: cool! *slips on some water* Ouch!
Chris: and Trent!
Trent: Yes! *picks up Duncan* wewe ok?
Duncan: yeah thanks man!
Trent: No problem.
Chris: This person had only 1 vote.......... Ezekiel!
Ezekiel: Yes! Still in the game!
Chris: and...
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hujambo befor i start i know alot of wewe are peeved because in the last one i mainly wrot about my self. and well as i tried to explian to all of wewe who were upset, IT WAS A HHUUGGEE CHARACTER BUILD UP. and of course i am sorry that people wernt in it and i apoligize for that but please don't quit on my articals...but here ya go and i hope wewe like it.

I think i stared to wake up but my head and body hurt to much to so i just laid on the kitanda and hurd hushed wispers around me. "How long has she been like this?" the voice sounded as if it came from Madilynne, she sounded concerned, she is so nice....
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(confessional)
Ray: Gesù, that water was cold! (shivering) I-I'm not doing this! I'm not doing this! I hate alliances! I saw what Heather did to Beth and Lindsay in TDI, and they're one of my b-better friends! Andrea can go succhiarlo if she thinks I'm gonna v-vote off Zo-
(Andrea: Excuse me?)
Ray: AAAHHH (runs out the other door screaming)
(out of confessional)

Harold: hujambo ladies *tries to flex muscles*

Melody and Annie: *giggling**sarcasm* Nice ABS.... Harold!

Harold: I still got my ladies! *starts walking* WHAT? *trips on twig* GOSH!

Melody:*sarcasm* Awwwww.... Harold do wewe want us to help you...
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posted by BridgexJordan
Ok read this shabiki fiction with Zoey (sumerjoy11) Duncan (from TDI) and Jax (Codyfan123). It's manly about them. Here are the gusse stars ray (taytrain97) Jordan (me)Jar3d(Fireflys113) and Lulu (TDItwin). I will onyesha wewe guys some parts that have Jax and/or zoey and/or Duncan. At the end wewe will pick who wewe want Zoey to ask out to the girls chose dance. Let's go!!!
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-----School-------

Zoey: Man!
Jax: What's wrong?
Zoey: There's a Math test today in 5th peroid and i forgot to study.
Jax: Do wewe want me to help you?
Zoey: wewe would do that?
Jax: Yeah...
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posted by GWENxDUNCAN
TDC
chris:hey its chris mclain with a new season of total drama .....total.....drama....couple!!!!!
we have courtney,trent,gwen,duncan,sierra,cody,bridgette,and alejandro in the cute kisses(team)

katie,noah,sadie,harold,heather,justin,beth,brady in the lovely smoothes(team)

chris:ok campers your first challenge is wewe have to find a flashlight key chain in the dark.

CUTE KISSES
courtney:lets mgawanyiko, baidisha up
10 dakika later
gwen and duncan:where are we??
duncan:idk
gwen:im scared!
duncan:sssoooo.....wanna makeout?
gwen:sure!
*jumps on him and starts making out*
courtney and trent:WTF!
courtney:who cares about...
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Chris:The inayofuata challange is a fight!
Buddy:What kind of fight?
Chris:A fireball fight!
Elita:That s-sounds dangerous...
Lucy:Really,really dangerous....
Chris:Oh,it is!So wewe might want to pick the people who can't die,or who can come back alive if they die!
Buster and Mr.Fluffykins look straight at Buddy,making the other team members do the same.
Buddy:No!
Jordan:Why not!
Buddy:I don't care if I die a few times,it's just if my hair gets burned...Oh screw it*puts his kofia up*I'll do it...
On the Bloody paranormals,two contestants are fighting over who gets to go.
Mizzie:Sorry Storm,but I like fire!
Storm:Heh,heh,well,I...
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Jared: Somebody help! SERIOUSLY!

*A sysco killer in a hockey mask with a kisu walks out of the woods*

*the sysco killer runs at Jared*

Jared: *SCREAMS*

*Jared stands up and runs*

Jared: *While running* HELP HELP HELP!

Chris: Woah woah woah! Jason back off! We dont need wewe killing anybody YET!

Everybody: 0_0

Chris: Anyway... im gonna pick the teams!

Team 1 Team 2

Jared Rikki
Karen Ava
Austin Erica
Fay Samie
Buddy Rochelle
Courtney Duncan
Penny Jake
Annie


Buddy: Wait! Why is there a girl named Annie on our team? There's no Annie!

Chris: Yes there is!

*Annie walks up behind Jared and Scares him*

Annie:BOO!

Jared: AHH!

Annie: *laughs*

Jake: Now there's only 7 on our team and 8 on their team!

Chris: Thats an advantage!

Samie: How?

Chris: You'll see! This season is called TOTAL DRAMA NIGHMARE!

Everybody: WHAT!

*to be contiued*
Chris: wewe all votted and If wewe got kura wewe got zaidi than 1 besides 2 peple. I willl give wewe micky panya, kipanya cookies, the frist ine with no kura gose to.......... Jake.
Jake: yes!
Chris: Ray
Ray: Yes! *bites cookie* that's good!
Chris: Jar3d!
Jar3d: yes!
Chris: Lindsay
Lindsay: Yeppie!
Chris: noah!
Noah: Booya!
Chris: DJ
DJ: Yes!
Chris: Less!
less: YEs!
chris: The finale person with no vote is................ Rayven!
Rayven: Yes!
Chris: O If i call your name wewe had only one! The 2 people that hate each other Jax and bridgette!
Jax and Bridgette: Yes!!!!!!!
Chris: This person had only 2 votes............................ Avan!
Avan: Yes!
chris: I only have 1 zaidi cookie and it gise to........................................ Jamie!
Jamie: Yay!!!!!!!!!
Chris: see ya Sierra!
Sierra: well bye guys!*jumps off plane*
Ray: she took it well!
*Jamie,Avan,Bridgette,Jax,Jake,Ray,Rayven,Jar3d, Cody,Lindsay,Duncan,Noah step out of the plane*
Chris: *stops Jordan*
Jordan: what are wewe doing???
Chris: I just want wewe to stop!
Zoey: Jordan! Move!
Jordan: I can't chris told me to stop!
Chris: Ok! wewe 14 that are out of the plane wewe guys are team 1!
Lindsay: ooooooooo! Let's call our selfs Team Win!
Noah: Wow! Real creative!
Chris: Team win! the rest of wewe are team 2! *Natalie,Ezekiel,Jordan,Alejandro,Penny,Zoey,Annie, Rochelle,Tyler,Sierra,Trent,Courntey,Owen,Abby step out of the plane*
Chris: what is your guys name?
penny: Team USA!
Chris: team...
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Chris:*looks like he's waiting for something*Where is he?!
Jordan:Who?
Chris:Nobody...and because wewe interupted me,you go first!
Jordan:Wait...what?!
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The teens,excluding Buddy,Buster,Tak,Bree,and Alex are standing on a cliff,watching Chris and Jordan,Jordan shaking
Chris:Ha!Your challange,is to jump off this insanely large cliff!
Storm:...This wasn't here before...
Chris:This really bila mpangilio insanely huge cliff...Jump!
Jordan:No way,man!I can't do this!!!
Storm:Just Jump wewe pansy!Or I'll make you!
Mizzie:Storm!He isn't on our team! If he jumps,he'll win one for his team!
Storm:Yeah,but if he jumps,there's...
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Chris: Ok! Today our challange is a Scary films!
Ezekiel: I can't hold it in Eh?
Leeroy: Oh wewe alisema eh!
Noah: wewe both lose! I win!!!!
Leeroy and Eziekel: Man!!
Courtney: Duncan would have won this challange!
Chris: too mad Duncan isn't here!
Rochelle: I upendo scary movies!!
Chris: Well today the challange is who ever screams first wins!
Avan: I can do that!
Chris: the team with the least amount of perople that didn't scream wins! If there is a tie than all teams will vote off someone! So wewe can go to your rooms au any where wewe want!
Rochelle: I'll go where ever Cody gose!

*confessions*

Avan: This will...
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It's out people! Whoot! :)
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Fay: hujambo people of they world! Welcome to Total, Drama.....TEENAGERS! Lets meet our 14 contestants! And there will also be some Total Drama character added along!

*boat comes*

Fay: First up is Erica!

Erica: Hi! *goes to wait*

*boat comes*

Fay: Avan!

Avan: What's up? *goes to wait*

*boat comes*

Fay: Here's Natalie!

Natalie: Hi everyone! Hi! Hi! Hiiiiiiii!

Avan: *pushes Natalie off the dock*

Natalie: WOAH! *falls*

Fay: *glares at Avan*

Avan: What? She's annoying.

Fay: *helps Natalie out of the water* Are wewe okay?

Natalie: Wow, what a rush!

Fay: Here comes Jar3d!

*boat...
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*The busses stop at a recording studio*
Rochelle: *gets out of her limo and straightens her dress* Okay Guys wewe can come out!
*They all come out*
Rochelle: Ready for today's Challenge?
Penny: Uh that depends.
Faith: Seariously?
Marci: We're ready Rochelle.
Avan:You sure on that one
Sam: Who alisema we wanted a challenge?
Rochelle: Me and the producers.
Jordan: Well that sucks.
Sam: Tell me about it.
Terra: Yeah.
Rochelle: Okay all of wewe shut up. Today's challenge has three major parts. First wewe guys are going to record a sad song. inayofuata wewe will make a sad muziki video for it. Then You'll show...
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Gwen: it's time for.............
Geoff: The aftermathshow!
Gwen: staring.......
Geoff: me...........
Gwen: me.........
Geoff: Rochelle...........
Gwen: Penny...........
Geoff: and...........
Gwen: Rayven!!!!!!!
geoff: Hi i'm geoff!
Gwen: and i'm Gwen!
Geoff: and this is the total drama crazy aftermathshow!!!!
Gwen: while bridgette is on total drama crazy, i'm the co-host with geoff!
Geoff: yep!

Geoff's POV: I miss brodgette, but Gwen's ok. I still can't belive she kissed Jordan!

Gwen: Ok our first gusse is.........
Geoff: Rochelle!
Gwen: but first let's see some of her greatist moments........

Rochelle; It's...
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Chris: AVA WINS!
Hollow: *knocked out*
Rayven: *holding a apple behind her hand*
Karen: U DID IT! *slaps her*
Rayven: BRING IT BITCH!! *fights her*
Nurse.Chef: I got them *drags them kwa their hair*
R&K: OWWWWWW!!
Catie: Wheres Jade?
Chris: Shes right their *points left* No uhh Right their *points right* OHH NO SHES MISSING!!
everyone: JADE!! JADE!!!
Lisa&Jared: Jade!! Jade!! *gets pulled in a cabin*
Courtney&Duncan:So after the marshmellow ceremony wanna go on a double date
J&L: Sure.............. *gulps*
*coffesnials*
Jared: Why did i agree to be her fake bf!
Lisa: IM SO GONNA GET CAUGHT!!...
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ya know what i am going to say...here is the link
link and again if a i say anything negitve au bad about h]jake au something goes rong in our relationship in these articals its not true, we are veary much together, pla....

I was so woried about duncan, but when the girls came out with that bandage and alcohole i feilised he probably just gopt the wind nocked out of him and a bumb on the head. He was peobaly fine. And as i suspected he got up and wanted to try again but i had a better plan. "Hey yuri, can wewe help duncan inside, and make sure he is taken care of?" a bit of light lit up in her...
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Chasia:Aloha,I'm wewe host,Chasia Daniella Pam.Welcome to Total Drama Something!!!Here is our first contestant.....Chris!?!?!?

Chris:I thought I was host!!!My hair will get ruined

Chasia:*pushes him down*Pussy!!!Here is...um...Aidan!!!

Aydan:It's Aydan,OOOOO BOUNCY ROOM *Bounces and steps on Chris kwa accident*

Chris:OWWWW

Aydan:Epp!!!DEAD MAN!!*sprays with pepper spray*

Chris:AWWWW F--

Chasia:SHUT THE HELL UP!!Now its.....Jared!!!

Jared:AHH*falls*Hai!

Chasia:*giggles*Here is Rayven!!

Rayven:Hey,b*tches*steps on Jared and Chris&*

Jared and Chris:OWWW *they get up*

Aydan:DEAD MAN TIMES 2 *Sprays Jared...
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I was at my country club at 6pm, I took a hard swing at my tennis racket and the ball flew somewhere. I look around and i find it. I reach down to pick it up but somebodys hand is already on it. I look up to see who it was. A guy wearing a cowboy hat smiles at me. "Hey did wewe drop this?" He said. "Well sort of i was playing tennis and i hit it to hard." i say. "Well, I'll see ya later." He said. Just one look at his six pack and i knew i needed to get his number. "Wait, do wewe want my number?" I ask. "Well, sure! I'll call wewe if im having a party" He said. he gives me his number and then leaves and turns around and waves. I wave back at him. TO BE CONTINUED.....
*PART 2 COMING SOON*