Total Drama Island Article: Rant that's not a rant thingy..whatever wewe want to call it.-_-

Rant that's not a rant thingy..whatever wewe want to call it.-_-

posted by cookiewasted9

Trent eating pocky....anyone else find this fucking adorable?

I didn't like Chris at first,but I grew to upendo him over time....even though he's still the villain when I siku dreams.

Every time I listen to muziki I imagine a TDI character imba it....for some reason Courtney is always imba something from Evanesance...

Sure Trent was looking at Gwen,but that song was meant for me......says every Trent fangirl

I <3 fanboys.

Trent + imaginary twin brother = twincest

Whenever I imagine Noah as a little kid, he has glasses too big for his face....

I think Noah wears contacts...but he would super smexy in glasses,anyone else agree?

Chef is hot,I don't care what anyone says.

wewe know Courtney,I find power to be a turn on.

Beth is like that bird outside my window that won't stop chirping.

I only like Lindsay for her boobs....there I alisema it.

TDP..Total Drama Porn,it could happen.

I had a dream last night that Duncan came onto Trent....it was kind of hot,but Duncan was too small so Trent cracked up and left.

Yes,in my head Trent is bi....makes for zaidi fun.

Well,that's it>_<......I want to know some TDI phrases of your own.Top 5 get props.

bakes2389 I imagine Owen as a child who likes like the Goonies fat kid who does the truffle shuffle. Whenever I see Harold, I picture the clay nerd from Robot chicken when he rides the unicorn naked. Leshawna reminds me of the awesome black friend that I've always wanted. Sierra is like the crazy creep that lives on my block. Katie and Sadie are like the creepy twins from The Great Outdoors...*twilight zone song plays* That is all I got. Hope you enjoy! :D

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Total drama culdesac ep 3 golden jawbreakers and a new challenge

posted by dxarmy423

Chris: the mashabiki have voted and any one not up for elimination has recieved a golden jawbreaker.

Chris: the campers that are up for elimination are Nazz, noah, owen, leShawna, Katie and tyler.

Chris: the following campers are salama Nazz, Noah, LeShawna, and tyler.

Chris: Its down to katie and owen.

Chris: and the loser is OWEN.

Owen: what no way oh well

Owen: See wewe guys in detention

THE inayofuata DAY-

Chris: For the veiwers at nyumbani wewe might notice these challenges are kinda familiar.

Chris: the first challenge was from the episode Mission ed possible.

7:00AM OUTSIDE THE TRAILERS:

Kevin: hujambo whens breakfast...

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Living A Lie, A Poem kwa Bridgette Hawthor-Rivers

posted by TDI_Angel

A/N: Another poem I wrote. It's also in the Total Drama Island Fanfiction spot. Don't read if wewe like BxG. WARNING: implied femslash (yuri, femmeslash, girlxgirl), depression, and stuff that BridgettexGeoff mashabiki won't like.
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Kissing Geoff, I pretend to like it,
But being with him just doesn't fit,
Ignoring true desires, inside I die,
I'm living a lie.

Act like I like Geoff, say it's him I,
Can't live without, say that I,
Want to be with him forever, but I-
I'm living a lie.

The truth I can't unfurl,
Is that I upendo another girl,
The truth that I'm,
Living in one huge, sad lie.

I should tell Geoff the reality,
About my real sexuality,
But I can't reveal this lie,
For it makes me want to die.

I'll ignore my true feelings,
And the moyo in need of healing,
And live with that 'til the siku I die,
I'll be a living a lie.

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My Wrists At Night, A Poem kwa Bridgette Hawthorn-Rivers

posted by TDI_Angel

mwandishi Note: I put this up in the Total Drama Island Fanfiction spot too. WARNING: implied femslash (as in femmeslash, yuri, au girlxgirl), suicidal themes, depression, and some anti-BxG. Don't give me bad comments, because I warned you.
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Act
Like I like him
Pretend
That I care
Need
An excuse to dump him
Need
To be free
Slit
My wrists at night
Never
Really liked him
Always
Loved another
I
Kiss him all day
Pretending
It's someone else
Slit
My wrists at night
Think
Of the one
I
Am truley in upendo with
The one
I want to be with
Isn't
Geoff
But
I'm with him anyway
Slit
My wrists at night
Try
To get him away...

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doncan + daisy = true upendo

posted by izzzyroxmysocks

daisy

wewe ALL should no about tdifangirls doncan and daisy.well once again a prediction. btw if wewe dont like my predictions just tell me and ill stop writing.
doncan and daisy were on there 12 mwezi anaversery , thats where doncan proposed to her.she accepted and had a huge wedding in france. everyoneone was there , even courtney.[doncan was still a little nervos around her] anyway,daisy became a super modle in toronto while douncan plays on one of the best basket ball teams ever![#7 to be exact]they are know millionairs with no children.[but,she is pregnet and planing on a girl named marrianne]there wewe have it if wewe want me i'll be making my inayofuata artical. dueces!

doncan

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why total drama island rox

posted by tyler_gf123

tdi characters

omg this onyesha rox my world and here's why! canadian people are awesomely cool and their accent is so awesome. ha. DUNCAN SHOULD TOTALLY WIN $1000000! ok so this onyesha is about 22 teens who got their butts dumped on an island and have to face challenges that chris and chef shoka throw at them. frickin a i like the basic straining episode. ya so i ran out of ideas to put in this here article. oh ya btw owen the fat blondy who i swear has A.D.D won tdi but duncan is winning tda. tda is the sekunde season of total drama island and 14 of the original campers return to a whole new place to face whole new challenges based on what wewe see in the movies. DUNCAN IS WINNING SEASON TWO I DONT CARE WHO wewe ARE!!!

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Heather kills herself part1

posted by 789703011

heather walked down the hall she hated school her hair growen back but nothing chaned people still hated her but no1 new the truth about her she was all alone again she looked up and saw noah. he loked at her and smiled. she frozed then she ran away.she wen't 2 the bath room and started 2 cry she wanted 2 kill her self.she wanted 2 act that wat at tdi and she hated herself 4 it she wanted 2 win and it cosed her everything.she heard some1 come in she tryed 2 hide but it was 2 late.when she saw who it was she felt ok it was izzy.
"ohh hujambo heather." alisema izzy
"hello" she tryed 2 sound mtulivu, clam but coudn't...

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total drama island's justin(episode 1 the girls)

posted by codythemaster

introduction:one justin eleven girls wanting to be his girlfriend but witch girl is right for him

justin:ok ladies beth,gwen,bridgette,izzy,katie and sadie,courteney,leshawna,lindsey,eva,and heather one of wewe will get to be my girlfriend the first challange is a present challange

beth:I got justin a pair of braces

izzy:I got justin some of his pictures

lindsey:I got justin some soap

courteney:I got justin a hug

bridgette:I got justin a model t-shirt

gwen:I got justin a pair of slippers

sadie and katie:(got the same gifts for justin)we got justin a shati

leshawna:I got justin some water

heather:I got justin bubble-gum

eva:I got justin a barbell, squats

justin:OK time for the vote off's who are salama is,katie and sadie,gwen,bridgette,courteney,lindsey,izzy,heather,eva,ok then it's beth against leshawna the last one who is salama is.....................................

THE END TILL inayofuata TIME