*Theme muziki Plays*
*Cut To Host*
Me:Hi, I'm soxfan89 au Colin And Welcome To Total Drama Wonderland And Last Time There Was A Rabbit Hole Rally and Chey Took The Win While Alex Fell Flat. What Will Happen Today? Let's Find Out!
Kiara:Why Are There So Many Doors?
Chey:I Don't Know!
Airlia:There's A Doorknob! I'll Try It!
Doorknob:Oh!
Airlia:I'm Sorry!
Doorknob:That's Alright wewe Gave Me Quite A Turn.
Nikita:There's The White Rabbit, I Must Go Through!
Doorknob:Sorry, You're Simply Too Big! Simply Impassable!
Nikita:Don't wewe Mean Impossible?
Doorknob:No, Impassable. Nothing's Impossible!
AJ:How Do We Get Through?
Doorknob:Why Not Try The Bottle On The Table?
Holly:Great Idea!
Rikki:It Says Drink Me, Well If I Drank From A Bottle Marked Poison, It's Almost Certain To Disagree With One Sooner au Later!
Doorknob:What?
Mellisa:She Gave Herself Some Good Advice.
(Rikki Drinks The Bottle)
Rikki:Tastes Like cherry Tart, Custard, Pineapple, Roast Turkey. Goodness, What Just Happened?
Doorknob:You Nearly Went Out Like A Candle.
Holly:You're The Right Size, Rikki!
Doorknob:Nice Try, I'm Locked!
Nikita:Oh, No!
AJ:There's A Cookie And I Can't Read What I Says.
Anissa:It Says Eat Me!
(Rikki Grows)
Doorknob:hhjgkhuitreg
Holly:What Did He Say?
Doorknob:I alisema A Little Of That Went A Long Way!
Rikki:(Starts To Cry) I Don't Think That Was Really Funny, Now I'll Never Get Home!
Doorknob:Crying Won't Help!
Rikki:I Know But I Can't Help It! (Cries)
Doorknob:This Won't Do!
(Rikki Is Still Crying)
Doorknob:You There Stop Crying. Oh, Look The Bottle The Bottle!
(The 10 Drink Along With Rikki And Get Small And Somehow End Up In The Bottle).
Rikki:I Do Wish I Hadn't Cried So Much!
Dodo:A Sailor's Life Is A Life For Me. How I upendo To Sail On The Open Sea. And I Never, ever, ever Do A Thing About The Weather Because The Weather Never, Ever Does A Thing For Me. Oh, A Sailor's Life Is A Life For Me Tiddly Oh honk honk do do de de And I Never Ev....Ahoy, Another Nautical Expression!
Holly:Someone Please Help Us.
Me:The First One To Reach The beach, pwani Wins!
AJ:I'm Not A Strong Swimmer, But I'll Try!
(Confession Cams)
Airlia:I'm Starting To Get The Hang Of How Things In Wonderland Go!
Nikita:I Envy The Caucaus Race It's too Much!
Chey:I'm The Biggest Alice In Wonderland shabiki And Things Can Only Get Better.
(Camera Shuts Off)
Chey:I See The White Rabbit, Now!
White Rabbit:The Queen Will Have My Head For Sure!
Holly:Ow, Quit Pushing Me Kayla!
Anissa:I See A Seafood Shack!
Rikki:Anissa, No!
Nikita:I'm Way Out Ahead!
Airlia:Wait Up! I'm Coming!
Mellisa:I'm Catching Up wewe Guys!
Me:Well, This One May Be Close! It Looks Like A Drag Race Between Chey and Nikita. And At The Finish It's ........Nikita kwa 3 Inches! What A Race. Chey Is 2nd, Rikki 3rd, holly 4th, Mellisa 5th, Airlia 6th, Kiara 7th, Anissa, 8th, Kayla 9th And Last AJ. Well, Good Race Everyone! But Sadly AJ Is Headed Home! Thank You, AJ!
AJ:I Sure Had Fun Today!
Chey:Take Care, AJ!
AJ:You Too, Chey!
Me:We're Down To 9 Competitors As We Head to The White Rabbit's House For Spring Cleaning Showdown! See Ya inayofuata time On Total Drama Wonderland!
*Cut To Host*
Me:Hi, I'm soxfan89 au Colin And Welcome To Total Drama Wonderland And Last Time There Was A Rabbit Hole Rally and Chey Took The Win While Alex Fell Flat. What Will Happen Today? Let's Find Out!
Kiara:Why Are There So Many Doors?
Chey:I Don't Know!
Airlia:There's A Doorknob! I'll Try It!
Doorknob:Oh!
Airlia:I'm Sorry!
Doorknob:That's Alright wewe Gave Me Quite A Turn.
Nikita:There's The White Rabbit, I Must Go Through!
Doorknob:Sorry, You're Simply Too Big! Simply Impassable!
Nikita:Don't wewe Mean Impossible?
Doorknob:No, Impassable. Nothing's Impossible!
AJ:How Do We Get Through?
Doorknob:Why Not Try The Bottle On The Table?
Holly:Great Idea!
Rikki:It Says Drink Me, Well If I Drank From A Bottle Marked Poison, It's Almost Certain To Disagree With One Sooner au Later!
Doorknob:What?
Mellisa:She Gave Herself Some Good Advice.
(Rikki Drinks The Bottle)
Rikki:Tastes Like cherry Tart, Custard, Pineapple, Roast Turkey. Goodness, What Just Happened?
Doorknob:You Nearly Went Out Like A Candle.
Holly:You're The Right Size, Rikki!
Doorknob:Nice Try, I'm Locked!
Nikita:Oh, No!
AJ:There's A Cookie And I Can't Read What I Says.
Anissa:It Says Eat Me!
(Rikki Grows)
Doorknob:hhjgkhuitreg
Holly:What Did He Say?
Doorknob:I alisema A Little Of That Went A Long Way!
Rikki:(Starts To Cry) I Don't Think That Was Really Funny, Now I'll Never Get Home!
Doorknob:Crying Won't Help!
Rikki:I Know But I Can't Help It! (Cries)
Doorknob:This Won't Do!
(Rikki Is Still Crying)
Doorknob:You There Stop Crying. Oh, Look The Bottle The Bottle!
(The 10 Drink Along With Rikki And Get Small And Somehow End Up In The Bottle).
Rikki:I Do Wish I Hadn't Cried So Much!
Dodo:A Sailor's Life Is A Life For Me. How I upendo To Sail On The Open Sea. And I Never, ever, ever Do A Thing About The Weather Because The Weather Never, Ever Does A Thing For Me. Oh, A Sailor's Life Is A Life For Me Tiddly Oh honk honk do do de de And I Never Ev....Ahoy, Another Nautical Expression!
Holly:Someone Please Help Us.
Me:The First One To Reach The beach, pwani Wins!
AJ:I'm Not A Strong Swimmer, But I'll Try!
(Confession Cams)
Airlia:I'm Starting To Get The Hang Of How Things In Wonderland Go!
Nikita:I Envy The Caucaus Race It's too Much!
Chey:I'm The Biggest Alice In Wonderland shabiki And Things Can Only Get Better.
(Camera Shuts Off)
Chey:I See The White Rabbit, Now!
White Rabbit:The Queen Will Have My Head For Sure!
Holly:Ow, Quit Pushing Me Kayla!
Anissa:I See A Seafood Shack!
Rikki:Anissa, No!
Nikita:I'm Way Out Ahead!
Airlia:Wait Up! I'm Coming!
Mellisa:I'm Catching Up wewe Guys!
Me:Well, This One May Be Close! It Looks Like A Drag Race Between Chey and Nikita. And At The Finish It's ........Nikita kwa 3 Inches! What A Race. Chey Is 2nd, Rikki 3rd, holly 4th, Mellisa 5th, Airlia 6th, Kiara 7th, Anissa, 8th, Kayla 9th And Last AJ. Well, Good Race Everyone! But Sadly AJ Is Headed Home! Thank You, AJ!
AJ:I Sure Had Fun Today!
Chey:Take Care, AJ!
AJ:You Too, Chey!
Me:We're Down To 9 Competitors As We Head to The White Rabbit's House For Spring Cleaning Showdown! See Ya inayofuata time On Total Drama Wonderland!
before wewe read, i have something to say. if wewe don't like my opinion, DON'T SAY ANYTHING! people are entitled to thier opinions.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~Characters I LOVE!~~~~~~~~~~~
1.Courtney :D
2.Bridgette ;D
3.Lindsay :)
4.Cody <3
5.Trent
6.Gwen
7.Duncan
8.Izzy
9.Katie
10.Dj
11.Leshawna
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Characters i like!~~~~~~~~
12.Geoff
13.Tyler
14.Sierra
15.Owen
16.Beth
17.Sadie
18.Noah
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Characters i HATE!~~~~~~~
19.Eva
20.Ezekiel
21.Harold
22.Justin
23.Heather
24.Alejandro >:(
~~~~~~~~~~~~~Characters I LOVE!~~~~~~~~~~~
1.Courtney :D
2.Bridgette ;D
3.Lindsay :)
4.Cody <3
5.Trent
6.Gwen
7.Duncan
8.Izzy
9.Katie
10.Dj
11.Leshawna
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Characters i like!~~~~~~~~
12.Geoff
13.Tyler
14.Sierra
15.Owen
16.Beth
17.Sadie
18.Noah
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Characters i HATE!~~~~~~~
19.Eva
20.Ezekiel
21.Harold
22.Justin
23.Heather
24.Alejandro >:(
Katie:She is married to Noah and has one little baby girl names Maxine. She works with Lindsay as her assistant fshion designer. She makes a lot of money and is famous for her and Lindsay's designs.
Beth:She is married to her boyfriend from TDA Brady and they dont have a child yet. She is still Marafiki with Lindsay and she gets discounts for all of Lindsay's designs. She works as a girls scout leader and gets payed kwa the school board for the work she does.
Lindsay:She works with Katie. She runs her own world wide fashion company that is doing GREAT! She is married to Tyler and has a baby boy named Jordan. She is famous all through out the world.
Izzy:She is married to Owen and they have a little girl named Sally. She works as a movie nyota and gota little therapy for her craziness. She sometimes helps Owen run his meat shack which is the best place to get quality meat even he has vegetarian meat he sells for the vegetarians.
Beth:She is married to her boyfriend from TDA Brady and they dont have a child yet. She is still Marafiki with Lindsay and she gets discounts for all of Lindsay's designs. She works as a girls scout leader and gets payed kwa the school board for the work she does.
Lindsay:She works with Katie. She runs her own world wide fashion company that is doing GREAT! She is married to Tyler and has a baby boy named Jordan. She is famous all through out the world.
Izzy:She is married to Owen and they have a little girl named Sally. She works as a movie nyota and gota little therapy for her craziness. She sometimes helps Owen run his meat shack which is the best place to get quality meat even he has vegetarian meat he sells for the vegetarians.
Noah's P.O.V
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I remember the first siku at camp Wawanaka. I reconized Courtney right away. She's easy to remember. And besides, she's always giving me dirty looks in school. Why? Well it all started Freshaman year. It was pretty obious that she was the smartest girl and I was the smartest guy. We were both running for class president. I won. She was mad. Well, zaidi then mad. Everytime she saw me she'd eaither look away, try to trip me, au jut give me dirty looks. It wasnt just the election though. It was everything. We were in the same class since pre-school all the way to high-school. And we competed at EVERYTHING. Who wrote better, who had zaidi friends, who had the best birthday partys. Childish stuff. But for some reason she was uigizaji so nice. To everyone. I needed to find out what was going on. And fast.
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I remember the first siku at camp Wawanaka. I reconized Courtney right away. She's easy to remember. And besides, she's always giving me dirty looks in school. Why? Well it all started Freshaman year. It was pretty obious that she was the smartest girl and I was the smartest guy. We were both running for class president. I won. She was mad. Well, zaidi then mad. Everytime she saw me she'd eaither look away, try to trip me, au jut give me dirty looks. It wasnt just the election though. It was everything. We were in the same class since pre-school all the way to high-school. And we competed at EVERYTHING. Who wrote better, who had zaidi friends, who had the best birthday partys. Childish stuff. But for some reason she was uigizaji so nice. To everyone. I needed to find out what was going on. And fast.
Chris - Bradley Cooper
Chef - Djimon Hounsou
Ezikiel - jay Baruchel
Eva - Emily Blunt
Noah - Mark Indelicato
Justin - Taylor Lautner
Katie - Nikki Reed
Tyler - Ben McKenzie
Cody - Michael Cera
Beth - America Ferrera
Sadie - Nikki Blonsky
Courtney - Lacey Chabert
Harold - Rupert Grint
Trent - Elijah Wood
Bridgette - Kate Moss
Lindsay - Anna Faris
DJ - Jamie Foxx
Izzy - Alyson Hannigan
Geoff - Matthew McConaughey
Leshawna - Queen Latifah
Duncan - Joaquin Phoenix
Heather - Satomi Ishihara
Gwen - Amy Lee (she isn't an actress, but what the hell)
Owen - Owen Wilson
Chef - Djimon Hounsou
Ezikiel - jay Baruchel
Eva - Emily Blunt
Noah - Mark Indelicato
Justin - Taylor Lautner
Katie - Nikki Reed
Tyler - Ben McKenzie
Cody - Michael Cera
Beth - America Ferrera
Sadie - Nikki Blonsky
Courtney - Lacey Chabert
Harold - Rupert Grint
Trent - Elijah Wood
Bridgette - Kate Moss
Lindsay - Anna Faris
DJ - Jamie Foxx
Izzy - Alyson Hannigan
Geoff - Matthew McConaughey
Leshawna - Queen Latifah
Duncan - Joaquin Phoenix
Heather - Satomi Ishihara
Gwen - Amy Lee (she isn't an actress, but what the hell)
Owen - Owen Wilson
Part 1
Campers: *Doing something weir with their chakula in the craft services tent*
Duncan: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH 8D
Courtney: *typing on PDA* ._.
Justin: MAH FAAAAAAAAACE!
Chris: *comes in in a carriage thingy*
Beth: Fairy tale challenge!?
Chris: Totes!
Duncan: ._.
Courtney: *type type type*
Chris: *holds up glass boot* Lindsay, Courtney, try to fit yer feet in this here boot.
Lindsay: I need privacy!
Duncan: Your not gonna have sex with the boot, just put it on...
Courtney: HURRY UP LINDAY au I'LL SUE YOU! :B
Chris: :>
Lindsay: *takes of shoe*
Duncan: HAHA *something insulting*
Lindsay: D:
Courtney: songesha OVER BITCHEZ >:D *tries to put in on her foot*
Duncan: Omigosh Courtney don't hurt yourself D8
Courtney: *finally gets it on* Haha showed yew!
Chris: ¬¬ Courtney. Princess.
Chef: *hits Courtney on the head with a wand*
Courtney: *cough cough* :D
Everyone: *walks outside*
End of Part 1
Campers: *Doing something weir with their chakula in the craft services tent*
Duncan: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH 8D
Courtney: *typing on PDA* ._.
Justin: MAH FAAAAAAAAACE!
Chris: *comes in in a carriage thingy*
Beth: Fairy tale challenge!?
Chris: Totes!
Duncan: ._.
Courtney: *type type type*
Chris: *holds up glass boot* Lindsay, Courtney, try to fit yer feet in this here boot.
Lindsay: I need privacy!
Duncan: Your not gonna have sex with the boot, just put it on...
Courtney: HURRY UP LINDAY au I'LL SUE YOU! :B
Chris: :>
Lindsay: *takes of shoe*
Duncan: HAHA *something insulting*
Lindsay: D:
Courtney: songesha OVER BITCHEZ >:D *tries to put in on her foot*
Duncan: Omigosh Courtney don't hurt yourself D8
Courtney: *finally gets it on* Haha showed yew!
Chris: ¬¬ Courtney. Princess.
Chef: *hits Courtney on the head with a wand*
Courtney: *cough cough* :D
Everyone: *walks outside*
End of Part 1