Bree in her swimsuit

Kenny rogers: Hi my name is kenny rogers and welcome to my reality onyesha bitches!!

Duncan: not another one dammit

Kenny rogers: shut up its my onyesha *throws bottle at duncan, misses and hits harold*

Harold: ahhh not again

Kenny rogers: sorry jimmy

Harold: its harold

Kenny rogers: what ever bobby

*camera goes to the studio*

Kenny rogers: on our last episode courtney got fired

Duncan: unfairly

Gwen: when has any of these shows been fair

Duncan: oh yeah

Kenny rogers: on this episode were going to do stuff

Cody: yay stuff

Heather: are we gonna get hurt

Kenny rogers: thats what it alisema in the contracts ha ha *throws...

upendo and Denial

Courtney heard a loud bang from the front door. She quickly opened it to see Bridgette on the floor, rubbing her head.

“You know, if wewe send me a frantic message in my answering machine, saying that I have to be here ASAP, wewe could at least make the door unlocked so I won’t smash my head!” Bridgette shouted, taking Courtney’s hand to stand.

Courtney smiled. “Sorry, Bridge, I forgot,” she alisema sheepishly.

Bridgette gasped dramatically. “This situation must be serious. wewe never forget anything!”

Courtney rolled her eyes. “Oh, ha-ha, Bridge.” She headed towards...