Request/OC for xXDylanScottXx

Matt: Hello there, I am Matthew Bellamy, and this is my good friend-
Dom: Dominic Howard.
Matt: Yes, Erm…welcome to Total…Drama…Next Generation. Our contestants are here!! Here is Zelda.
Zelda: Hi there!!!
Matt: And here-
Dom: Let me say something…
Matt: Please excuse Dom's immature behavior…
Dom: wewe never let me fin-
Matt: Here is Rochelle.
Rochelle: Hi there, I’m ready to beat all!!!!
Dom: Here is-
Matt: Jake.
Dom: (Tackles Matt) I’m going to tell Mexican Jesus if wewe don’t let me talk!!!
Matt: (Gasps) ok fine.
Dom: Here is Alejandra.
Matt: Brittany, Hannah, Penny, Nicole, and Sammy are...

It was 5:00 in the morning,there was peace..or was there?

eva:wake up moron!!!
geoof:not from you!
duncan:eva eva eva go slow like this,WAKE UP au ILL POUND ON YOUR FACE!
geoff:im comin*comes out of kitanda without pants**goes back*pants
duncan:hurry up!
geoff:what may be the reason that wewe woke me up at*looks at watch*5:00 am?
duncan:its--its--
eva:izzys house is on fire!!,ohh and duncan i forgot tell wewe something worse
duncan:what could posibly be worse?
eva:courtney was there
duncan:ahhhh!!!not princess!! lets run!
geoff:lets go!
THEY GET TO IZZY'S HOUSE AND SEE EVERYONE TRYING TO FIND IZZY...
trent:*hands...

It was almost 12:00pm, and I still hadn't had anything to eat. I was weak, lying with my face to the table... very quiet and still in my Haruhi Suzumiya PJ's.
"Ugh.." I groaned, moving my head slightly. The jikoni at Eastlake Collage, was big. Made for many collage students to be there at one time. Unfortunately, those students were off enjoying their weekend while I sat in hear listening to the tick of the clock, and my own stomach. I fell asleep down here last night... all I remember was walking down the stairs from my dorm, tripping, then landing on the floor. When the first light flooded...