*at chris's rebuilt spa hotel*
CHRIS. ugh, the packings unbearable!
INTERN: well its your fault we have to move, island destroyer!
CHRIS. just for that wewe don't get a cameo in season 6 wewe dumb b......
BLAINLEY. chris! wewe cant fly off the handle or.....
CHRIS. I know! sorry......that your a dumb......
ALL INTERNS. CHRIS!!!
GUN SHOTS
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BLAINLEY. stay calm! stay calm! is everyone ok!!!
INTERN 2. no! chris is injured
BLAINLEY. he's not injured................HE'S DEAD
INTERN 1. NOOOOOOOOOO
BLAINLEY. were wewe guys close!?
INTERN 1. no, but if he's dead......WE DONT GET PAID!!!!...
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