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Claire:Welcome back its been a while!! Last time we saw the campers there was this stupid fashion show! SERIOUSLY! we are in the woods why would we have a fashion show. Anyway we are back and better than ever! today's challenge is going to be BRUTAL! haha thanks to some Marafiki for ginving me this idea and making it evil and nasty lets see the campers take on this! WHAT WILL HAPPEN THIS TIME ON TOTAL DRAMA SECRETS!!!

Screeching Hawks girls:
Sammy:I miss ray so much its so quite!
Kylee:I know right!
Sammy:YEA! ok we are the only 2 girls left on SCreeching Hawks so we have to stick together like...

chey:last time on total drama duncan told courtney that if she stays longer then gwen she would go back out with her in the end it was both courtney & gwen to go so my brother is single girls what will happen this time on total drama world tour
*losers part*
lindsay:the inayofuata time i get on this plane it will be in 1st class
alejandro & dj:well now wewe can`t go out with no one why don`t wewe ask out lindsay
duncan:either she`s going goth au i,m goin jock then maybe
dj:courtney isn`t goth
alejandro:gwen is
*winner part*
leshawna:i,m still in 1st class
bridgete & justin:yea we know
chey:for the...

(after everone jump off the cilfe)

chirs:everone get taired up cause one wewe guys are going to get voted off tonight so spend time with each other ok bye

lucas:wow dude its our frist siku and might be voted off

tak:i know

dustin:hey how come wewe dont hang out with the girls?

tak:cause i only hang out with dudes

blaze:me too

(at night)

chirs:its voting time if i give wewe a bone your salama the frist one go"s to lucas

lucas:thanx god

chirs:andrea
jakki
mallory
samantha
samantha rollings
sara
ashley
suna
dustin
rose
lynn
anacpriana
sara
kristing
amy
kenya
chelsea and
blaze mwepesi, teleka
ok tak and Angel i have one...

*First class*

Jax: aaaa......... Natalie when did wewe get the big tiger??????
Trent: I bought it for her.
Penny: awwwwwwwwwww...... What's it's name?
Natalie: I don't know...... Maby........ Oh i got it................ Chase!
Rochelle: Well hi Chase!
Ezekiel: wewe do knwo your talking to a stff dog eh.
Penny: Cram it Zeke!

*Non-first class*

Ray: Noah over here.
Noah: Ok. what is it?
Ray: Noah, we have to talk about the relationship.
Noah: What? Did I do something wrong?
Ray: No, I just...we keep making out so much!
Noah: What's wrong with making out?
Ray: We keep losing, and we almost got voted out tlast...

*Confessions*
Jared: I hate this show!

Zoey: KILLERS!?!? REALLY!?!?

Rochelle: Everyone probally hates me now

Hollow: First 1 killed~?/!?!? WHY ME!?!?

Chris: The knifes goes to! JARED! ZOEY! ROCHELLE!

Jared: DUDE! That almost killed me!

Zoey: OHH THATS IT!! *throws the 3 knifes backa t him*

Chris: *is stuck to the wall*

Chef: The Masrshmellows goes to...Ray! Jade! Gabby! Lindsay! Katie!

Noah................Hollow































Hollow!!!

Hollow: YES!

Ray: NOAH!?!?

Noah: ARE wewe KIDDING ME!?!? WHATEVER I HATE THIS *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*...

Wel-You know what
that's it. *Destroys Camera #1*
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We're down to the final 4 contestants
of Total Drama High School!
Jamie
Jared
Fay
and...Lisa!

Votes are coming in the onyesha with this link on
who people think should win:
link

Fay and Jared are neck to neck!

You may all return to your cabins right now.

(AT cabin, kibanda #1)
Fay: OMG I'm getting votes!!!
Jared: Me too! Weird thing is, the kura keep changing from me to Fay, me to Fay, and so on.
Jamie: I want votes.
Lisa: ME TOO! >w<

(CONFESSIONALS)
Lisa: I can't believe Fay and Jared have votes. WHAT ABOUT MEEEEE?!
Fay: All Lisa...

Chris: Now we have all of our kura in and we can vote off somebody! And Mayla's back!

*Walks in*

Mayla: Hey!!

Chris: How was the funeral?

Mayla: Not good, duh!

Chris: That's too bad, 'cause today when we vote somebody off, Mayla still has a chance to be voted off!!

*Slaps Chris*

Mayla: wewe are so UGH!!!

Chris: Will Mayla get voted off? Find out on today's most undramatic campfire episode of Total Drama Bermuda Triangle!!

*Theme Song*

*5:00am*

Chris: WAKEY WAKEY!!

Gwen: aughhhh....

Chris: WAKE UP! It's time to vote somebody off!

Kierra: GOD! Really??

Chris: Yes! And wewe all have a chance to get voted off!...

Sarah: your so hot alejandro!
Alejandro: and so are u *looks at Lulu then frouns*

Alejandro's POV: Lulu dosn't like me! That makes me like her! I have to have her!

Alejandro: lulu do u wanna go out?
Lulu: with wewe no! and also i'm taken kwa cody!
Alejandro: That gay guy!
Lulu: wewe take that back!
Alejandro:Make me!
Chris: all cast members come to the airport!
Zoey: where's the air port?
Chris: right over kwa the 0 gravity room!
Jake: don't manchen that challange! That's when Penny left!
Chris: oh the 0 gravity challange! haha!

Jake's POV: yeah i hate chris!

Ray: so what's our challange?
Zoey:...

ok..so if wewe read my Haroldxcourtney one shot,this is how LeShawna ended up dancing with and almost kissing alejandro.

if wewe think this couple is gross, wewe stupid au bad DONT READ!
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LeShawna left to go dance with her friends.

"Leshawna!"one of them said."look at that guy!he really can dance!"The guy just so happened to be Alejandro.

"wow,alejandro can dance!"lindsay said,admiring him.

suddenly,the muziki stopped.

"alright,everyone!"Geoff said."This is going to be slow dance.So everyone grab a partner!"

"Do,you wanna dance?"alejandro asked LeShawna....

Chris:Yo! and welcome to the new season of the total drama series! this season we got 14 newbies to be on the onyesha with 24 of the regular contestent to battle it out to win 1 million dollars!!! Me,Chef Hachet, and my new assiatant Katie (ladylyric_812). Here comes the first boat

Jared: *steps off boat*Hey! My man chris *high-5's Chris*
Chris: Dude whats up! wewe know your the only guy this season for the newbies *winks*
Jared: *laughs*
Chris:The inayofuata boat!

Ava(Topez99):Yo! Wheres Harold?
Chris:You'll see him later
Ava:I WANNA SEE HIM NOW!!! *kicks Chris and about to hit him more*
Jared: *holds baack...

Name: Izzy

Likes: Burning things

Dislikes: Being rejected kwa boys that she's stalking

Known For: Howling at the full moon

Why TDI?: Willing to do whatever it takes to win, even camp out on the producers doorstep

Izzy has been described kwa those who know her a a "wingnut", a "phsycho hosebeast", and "some kind of crazy". For as long as she can remember, she's been a big shabiki of "the witching hour". Her parents once awoke at midnight to find 1 mwaka old Izzy shaking the bars of her crib, and howling at the full moon. They soothed her back to sleep with her inayopendelewa lullabies - horror movie soundtracks;...

me: just btw in the articals i am penny summerjoy11 is summer and duncans "cuz" is Mp4girl and if wewe want to be someone just leave a coment and also remeber to leave a coment on whet wewe want there last names to be other wise i will make them up myself thats it hope wewe like it.

Courtney: i....i...i don't know what to say this is so..well, unexpected i don't know what to say*smilling really hard*

Duncan: wewe could say yes

Courtney: yes,yes a thousand times yes,oh Duncan i upendo wewe so much i promis i will come up with the money to bail wewe out.

poliece gard man: sorry ma'am but visiting howers...

"Where are we going!?"I asked sloutching in the back kiti, kiti cha of the car as my mom is doing 85 per mile on the road. It was that day, that siku when my life was ruined! The place where I was born was destroyed kwa some old boring lab! That lab has got to be the most boring lab ever, nothing happens there! But today on my prom siku when I was supposed to be crowned prom queen, it now has to be the the new big thing, the huge disaster!? I am Amy lea Herison, the daughter of the person who owns the dumb lab, and this has to happen to me?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The City Of rivalry~~~~~~~~
"And she was...

There’s one person who I really understand. One person, just one, because my life needs some work. There’s one person who I know, who I knew from the moment she was born. I always knew if she needed something, and I always made the effort to get it to her. That one person was me. Mina Adachi.

Basic Info:
Name: Minari Rose Adachi “Sweet Rose Bloom” (Mina)
Age: Sixteen
Birthday:: December 25th (Christmas!) (Mina was always the youngest in her grade.. since she skipped a grade and her birthday’s in December)

Appearances:
Skin Color: Pale peach
Eye Color: chokoleti brown
Hair Color: Silky, smooth...

chef: WELCOME TO TOTAL DRAMA HIGHSCHOOL EP 2
*everyone went homeroom*
lyric:*passes a note to robin but ment to bb*
robin:*read note and it says want to go on a date?*
sure i would upendo to lyric
beastboy:>:( hujambo dannie want to go on a tarehe tonight
dannie:ummmmmm sure
jared:grrr *does a airplane and it lands to starfire
starfire:i would upendo to do this thing wewe call dating
chrissy:LETS GO TO RAVEN WE CAN SNEAK ON THEM
raven:FINE
hollow:*mumbles* o hujambo balto.........BALTO
balto:yes its me hollow
hollow:*puts balto in backpack*
christy:*taps trent but thought it was cody* wanna go on a tarehe with me??
trent:*turns...

*everybody sat at a tabel for lunch*
ava:HEY HAROLD TAKE A LOOK AT THIS *throws chakula on dawn and christy*
christy:EWW I HATE PEAS
dawn:SHE GOT IT ALL OVER MY anime SHIRT!!!!!!! SHES GONNA PAY *poors maziwa down ava shirt*
ava: wewe LOSERZ!1! *jumps on dawn and they start having a cat fight*
chrissy:FOOOOD FIGHT *throws chakula at sumer and put the some chakula at jared to make it look like he did it*
sumer:JARED IM GONNA KILL *chases jared*
jared:*trips and falls in the giant pot of sauce and grabs sumers hair and she falls in too*
hollow:IM GETTING OUT OF HERE *slips and gets chakula on cody*
christy: OH HOLLOW...

*Im so SO sorry that this chapter took so long!!! Anyways here it is...*


Chapter.2 Friends,they always wanna know about what happens on your dates.

Duncan's P.O.V:

It was 7:54am, I opened my eyes and saw Courtney watching TV wearing a light blue robe. I stayed silent and stretched a bit. Then she looked to me and snuggled up inayofuata to me, I smiled at her. She looked up at me and said, "Morning Duncan.." I kissed her forehead and alisema good morning back. I looked around, I could see our clothes sorta scattered around the quiet living room. "Hmm what happened last night?" I thought to myself.

Courtney's...