Lost In the Woods.. Again.

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Noahs Pov

"Hey hunters, au some of wewe are...." Blurted out the obnoxious host, Chris. Great, what does he want now.. and what does he mean.... hunters? "We are doing ANOTHER season of TD!" He said, smirking a little. Multiple groans arose. "Not aging.." Cody whispered, looking me in the eyes, with his glistening teal eyes. Yes im gay G - A - Y ok! "So, it will be called Total Drama Crazy." Yay... another series.... called crazy. Great! " So, only some of wewe can go through..... first name is Bridgette,...

chris:: *wearing board short and listin to mp3* IM A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD *sees camra*.... this time on total dram simulation

*pent house*

trent: -_- *walks out*

angie: ???

*confessinal*

trent: so angies been playing me huh thats okay shes just gonna be set back a few weeks

end

chris: why hello everyobdy

lia: hi chris

chris: hows breckfest

trent: taste like kaa shell

chris: thats cuse it is

lia: -_-

chris: becuse today is a surfing challange >:)

zack: that dosent sound so bad

chris: think again your surfing at sim papa beach

lily:sharks yay<3

jordan:O_o your kidding right

lily: no....

chris:...

RSB18

-The truth hurts..deal with it-

It was a beautiful siku in Northern Toronto. The snow was all melted and the sky was turning a bright blue. Mike was the first to wake in his home. The tanned guy shifted in his kitanda and opened his dark brown eyes. He helped Ally get up and got dressed as quickly as she did. Both excited to expose Blainley Blasnic for who she really is.
    After dressing, they dropped the twins off at their parents house and called their Marafiki to meet at the studio.
 
   It only took an saa to arrive at the tall, pale building and to be greeted kwa a million fans.

The...

RSB13


Mike took Ally's right hand and kneeled on his knee. He gazed into Ally's crystal blue eyes and started pouring his moyo out.

"Since the first time I first saw you..I thought you'd be just a regular sweet and awesome girl that would think of me as a freak. But after we found out zaidi about each other, I now know your sweet, caring, beautiful, angelic and pure enough to be an angel.Your everything to me..your my everything. Your the reason I'm even alive today. I always upendo to wake up and see your smiling face.. I upendo wewe zaidi than ever.. " Mike dug into his pocket and took out a small,...

RSB10

-The baby shower-


"Suprise!!!" Yelled a screaming crowd.

The small moto hall was filed with a million people. Many were common friends, family, au old students from High school. Walls were decorated with colorful blue and pink streamers. A whole meza, jedwali was over flowed with presents and gift bags. There was even a big banner up on the ukuta that alisema "Congratulations on your two little blessings!" with two rattles printed on the sides.

"Oh my gosh! A baby shower?! For me?" Ally says excitingly.
"So that's why wewe made me stay home! Just so wewe could surprise me!" She alisema to Mike.

The tanned boy...

hi!!!! i know many of wewe were expecting this. well, here it is! basically, this onyesha will be featuring 16 campers. i'm your hostess, Hadar. here we have our first contestant, Star!
Star: *comes on to the dock* this is it? seriously? *sigh* ugh.
Hadar: *smiles* now we have Jecica! Jecica? hello?
Jecica: oh right that's me! *comes on to the dock*
Hadar: alrighty then. now we have Melissa!
Melissa: *comes on to dock* wewe mean we're staying HERE? no hot tub? nothing?
Hadar: uh-huh!
Melissa: ugh, great.
Hadar: now we have Lance!
Lance: *comes on to the dock* it's not exactly what i imagined but i guess...

This song defies Alejandro and Courtney standing up to Trent when he was hurt in TDA, with the "Nine Obsession" and his possession for Gwen. Gwen had to hurt Trent very badly and made him that way.

LYRICS:
Courtney: Boyfriend Hurters (Duncan and Gwen)! I thought y'all are Trent's Marafiki and now both of y'all hurt him like a bunch of monsters from Gremlins!
Alejandro: Boyfriend Hurters! You've hurted Court's boyfriend Trent!
Courtney: Both of y'all are gonna pay! If it's the last thing I do!
Alejandro: That's right!
Courtney: That's right!
Courtney: Both of y'all ruined Total Drama litterly!
Alejandro:...

(Grrrrr!!! I was trying so hard 2 get this ilitumwa earlier. Funny thing is, that every time I tell somebody I'm going to get this ilitumwa I don't :( well......ENJOY!!!)

"EEEEEEEE!!!!! CODY-KINZ!!!!! I'm soooo happy wewe get to interview me!!!!" Sierra squealed while death-hugging Cody. "GAH!!! Sierra!!! Umm...uh.....You'll h-have to put m-me down if wewe want me to uh....interview you...." Sierra nodded her head excited. She placed Cody in the chair in front of her.

Cody sat in his chair, straitened out his shirt, and pulled some note cards out from his pocket. Just when he was about to open his...

First of all let me say, I can't stand Alejandro! I just thought he'd be perfect to cause romantic tension.(P.S. I wrote this a few years, so it might sound lame)This is when they left off, which was in Drumheller.

(Heather was pushed off plane;Star invited Cody to first class with her and Alejandro)

Cody:"Thanks for inviting me to first class Star."

Star:"Just wanted to spend the last few hours as partially friends. Then we can betray each other all we want."

Alejandro:"Not wewe and I, right Star?"

Star:"Oh, of course."

(Alejandro leaves)Cody:"Okay, what 's the deal with wewe and Alejandro?"

Star:"Relax.I'm...

A.N.~ This is my alternate ending for TDWT. In this ending Cody wins and there is no lava. Yay! Everything is the same right up until after the kiss. That's where my version begins, so, I'll start from there. It actually managed to stay in character for the most part. I added a lot of fannon, even if sorta subtle like the Nizzy part. Be warned.
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*Heather and Alejandro kiss*
Peanut Gallery: Ugh!
*They pull away and smile at eachother*
Heather: wewe know, $1,000,000 isn't all that important anymore. wewe can have it.
Alejandro: No, wewe take it.
Heather:...

Chris: Last season on Total drama!! 17 teens fought it out for 1 billion dollors! They had to go through barfy challanges! and some CRAZY Love! But over all the winner was Zoey! One of the niceist girls on the show! She kissed a boy named, Jax! He is a boy right? yeah he is! what will happend on this season Of Total Drama? Total.......... Drama............... Awesomeness!
*theame song*
Chris: We have 3 buses comeing the first bus has the contestents that were in Total Drama Crazy! The 2nd bus has all the TOtal drama Island/Total Dramam Action/ Total Dramam World Tour contestents. The 3rd bus...

Kenny rogers: Hi my name is kenny rogers and welcome to my reality onyesha bitches!!

Duncan: not another one dammit

Kenny rogers: shut up its my onyesha *throws bottle at duncan, misses and hits harold*

Harold: ahhh not again

Kenny rogers: sorry jimmy

Harold: its harold

Kenny rogers: what ever bobby

*camera goes to the studio*

Kenny rogers: on our last episode courtney got fired

Duncan: unfairly

Gwen: when has any of these shows been fair

Duncan: oh yeah

Kenny rogers: on this episode were going to do stuff

Cody: yay stuff

Heather: are we gonna get hurt

Kenny rogers: thats what it alisema in the contracts ha ha *throws...

upendo and Denial

Courtney heard a loud bang from the front door. She quickly opened it to see Bridgette on the floor, rubbing her head.

“You know, if wewe send me a frantic message in my answering machine, saying that I have to be here ASAP, wewe could at least make the door unlocked so I won’t smash my head!” Bridgette shouted, taking Courtney’s hand to stand.

Courtney smiled. “Sorry, Bridge, I forgot,” she alisema sheepishly.

Bridgette gasped dramatically. “This situation must be serious. wewe never forget anything!”

Courtney rolled her eyes. “Oh, ha-ha, Bridge.” She headed towards...

Authors note: oh and BTW i know this whole story sucks some major punda so ya dont have to tell me xS BTW theres curse language... just tought i warn ya "xD


"Fuck it, i cant sleep on a CHAIR! Even prison beds are better! AAAAH my neck!!!!!!!!!! What time is it anyways?"
Duncan yawned and looked at his watch - it was 3 am

"Wait a sec ... since her parents arent here, i could just sleep in their bed" he thought smiriking devilishly "Where are the damn stairs... ?"

He turned around trying to figure out a way to turn the light on. Sure, he had been here before, but not over night. He yawned again before...