Sumers Secret Santa

Disturbing picha and The Virgin Manager

Duncan was currently being interviewed kwa the manager of Starbucks, Frank Harrington. He seemed to be a meek virgin in Duncan’s point of view. He looked about twenty-two years old, though Duncan looked much older than him—in a good way. He was a puny man, compared to Duncan’s 6’2” stature.

Normally, Duncan wouldn’t get a chance to be interviewed in maarufu jobs like this. He would usually threaten the owner of the job he was interested in, and, like magic, he’s an employee in that job the inayofuata day. Now, he didn’t have to do that since Trent...

juu Prison Guards and Towels

A green-haired mohawk dude casually put his feet on the table, putting his muscular arms at the back of his head.

“Hey, Geoff, thanks for making me crash at your place,” Duncan said, yawning a bit. “That prison sure was hard to escape, but whatever.”

Geoff laughed. “It’s cool, man. And what, is this your tenth escape?” he asked, flipping through the channels.

Duncan smirked. “More than that, dude—probably like my twentieth au so.” He was exaggerating; it was actually his eleventh escape. He can stay out of trouble at times.

“So, the cops still searching...

*all in apartments*

Sofie:*wakes up* num, num, num. ROOM SERVICE!
Sumer:*wakes up* *yawn* pfft. ROOM SERVICE!
Chris: *shouts* GET OUTA kitanda wewe LAZY PEOPLE! Oh and kwa the way … THERE IS NO F@#*%$£ ROOM SERVICE!
Heather:*dreamily sighs*
Sofie: OMG HEATHER LOVES CHRIS!
Lauren: O.o
Heather: Huh?! What I do not!
Jared: Sure …

*all in hallway in pyjamas*

Alex: Wow, girls look hot in PJ’s
Jared: Agree!
Bridgette & Courtney: *slap their BF* HEY!
Alex: Of course …
Jared: … You’re the hottest Courtney.
Alex: Yes, wewe are Bridge.
Courtney: Aww *kisses Jared* What an attempt!
Bridgette: *kisses Alex* ^.^...

Total Drama Island’s Lost Scene’s Chapter 1.

How Gwen found out about the picture of Courtney under Duncan’s pillow.

The campers where settling in and getting ready after the first challenge. Gwen thought, since she was done and ready to go, to surprise Trent in the guys trailer. She heard all the guys but him where wondering the lot so it seemed perfect.

The Goth snuck into the rusty trailer and was disappointed that her musical man wasn’t anywhere to be seen. With a sigh she turned to exit but was stopped kwa her guy friend staring at her.

“Girls aren’t allowed in here. But I can...

*this is my TDI manga crossover between Total Drama Island and Ranma 1/2. I upendo both the onyesha and graphic novel series, so I decided to write the first chapter of the sekunde book and see what wewe all think of it*
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The hiss and patter of the rain was the only thing heard outside of the Tendo house. The lights in the town were turned off for the night, and wewe could almost feel the still of the silence...

Little circles of water surrounded Duncan's feet as he approached.
"Yes, this must be the the Tendo Training Hall..." He said...

Chapter 3: The party

When they arrived at Jareds house there was alot of people there. It was a nice big 2 floor house and everyone was dancing in the living room and the back yard. " Woooo! Jared can through a good party!" Lauren alisema as Geoff bumped into her. " Oh but Lauren Geoff here can throw good parties too." Andi alisema as Geoff smiled. " How do wewe know they're names?" Lauren alisema as she got a cup from the meza, jedwali and drank it. " Because Chris told me before he got here!" She alisema as she was looking for her friends. " Alright guys go have fun!" She alisema as everyone spilt up and walked around...

"today in TDA we have a gift for Duncan but no one knows well i do."said chris uigizaji all good."hi bridgette"said gwen sleepy.when bridgette turned and looked at the window she saw some one...
it was COURTNEY!!!bridgette was really happy and so was gwen for a reason.they both ran out to hug her."we missed u"they alisema like 10 times."but how u get in?"asked gwen."well,being with a bad boy is really cachy".said courtney with her pink'n'black bag so as they were sitting waiting for duncan to get up,gwen looked a little not happy."hey girls!"said duncan as he kisses the picture of courtney.the 3...

Courtney: Duncan... I'm pregnant...
Duncan:(He doesn't react, and he has the SAME face)
Courtney: Duncan? (He still doesn't react) Duncan! You're scaring me!
Duncan:(He FINALY react, but he still with the same face) ggg.. aaa...
Courtney: What?
Duncan: youuu... areee... WHAT?
Courtney: I really need say it again? I'M PREGNANT!
Duncan: Ok, i know it... it's just only...
Courtney: What? Say it!
Duncan: It's just only i'm shocked, alright? I'm shocked!
Courtney: I'm shocked too Duncan...
Duncan: But... how can it be?
Courtney: Why everybody ask that? wewe know HOW!
Duncan: Alright...
Courtney: You're are...

1. Meanwhile he's sleeping, fill his closet with courtney's clothes, take his piercings off, die his hair brown, shave off his beard,and give him a spray-tan

2. Tell him that Courtney and Harold are secretly daiting

3. Tell him that even a baby can do a beter job of pranking people than he can

5. Poke him until he gets pissed off

6. Send him a fake upendo letter from Lindsay

7. Meanwhile he's trying to pull a prank, tell the police

8. Force him to smoke a cigarette. Meanwhile he's smoking it, take a picture of that and onyesha it to Courtney

9. Tell all of the girls that Duncan broke up with Courtney and...

Episode 20: “Get a Clue”
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I chatted with Beth at breakfast, scrambled eggs.
“You’re like sooo lucky wewe have your boyfriend here,” she was saying. “Brady... well, I haven’t seen him in so long.”
“You must miss him,” I alisema politely.
“Yeah,” she sighed. I didn’t really believe her. But, she was my friend, so...
Suddenly, Harold spit a microchip at me. “Ew!” I gasped. “Harold!”
“Sorry,” he said. “What is it?”
“Only on way to find out,” Beth said. “Stick it in Courtney’s PDA.”
“That is not going near my PDA,” Courtney protested.
Duncan grabbed...

Another bila mpangilio poem I wrote. I tried to make it rhyme, but I didn’t feel like it.
Titled “If There Was A Chance”

If there is a chance
I would get away from here
Without a sekunde glance
But, no.
The world is like this,
Small and dark and evil.
And it always will be.

It was because of you;
You whom I trusted;
You whom I loved.
It was all because of you…

In my heart, a moto blazes
Strong and wild,
It will never fade.
Never, ever… until…

But if there is a chance,
I would songesha away from this
Without a sekunde glance.
Without you, my moyo sways;
Longing for you;
Crying for you.

If I could have
One wish come...

It was krisimasi Eve.

Courtney stood in front of her mirror, holding the dress in front of herself, debating on whether to go to the siku N’ Night speakeasy tonight au not. She utterly, truly wanted Duncan to be able to see her in this dazzling dress, but did he even upendo her anymore?

C + D

C + D

C + D, her brain repeated over and over.

But Duncan left her! That was the one major fact that could change anything. He told me he loved me,she thinks, But he left you. She wondered where he was right now. He carved our initials on a skull, she thinks, But he left you. She wondered what he was thinking...

“Courtney! Courtney!” she hears her name being hissed in a low voice. Her eyelids flutter open and light floods her pupils, much to the disapprovement of her pounding headache. The first thing she sees is the rough, brown ropes around her wrists. She was laying on her side, on a dusty gray floor, with her wrists tied to a tall wooden post. As she slowly attempted to sit up, the itchy rope rubbed her wrists like an Indian Burn.

Once she was sitting with her back to the post, Courtney looked to see where the voice came from. Duncan was staring intently at her from just three feet away, where...