Jason Stackhouse

1) Pam: "Did I miss something? Are we girls now? Did we jiunge a book club and read some queer chick lit memoirs and are bound together kwa estrogen au sisterhood au some other feminist drivel?"

2) Pam: "There's vampire in your cleavage." Sookie: "Oh, eww!"
Pam: "Here let me get that for you."

3) Pam: "I'll give wewe 24 hours to deliver that witch to me and if wewe don't, I will personally eat, fuck and kill all three of you."

4) Pam: "I don’t know what it is about me that makes people think I want to hear their problems. Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink. But please remember,...

Snarky Sookie is back! In the eleventh book of the Southern Vampire Mysteries series, Dead Reckoning, heroine Sookie Stackhouse seems to have come through events both horrible and bewildering to a place where she’s still the kind, Southern lady we first met but with an edge and an inner strength that are new. Her quirky sense of humor reflects that with snarkiness that would make Pam proud. Unlike True Blood, the vitabu upon which the TV series is based are told in the first person, from Sookie’s point of view, so the reader is constantly in her head. That’s been painful in the past as...