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Bella's After Life Chapter 3

posted by 54hay

Sorry it took so long to do this chapter! I was super busy. Right now I'm sick, so looked on here and remembered I hadn't done this in a while. So I decided to do chapter 3. Here it is! Enjoy!!!
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Bella's After Life
Chapter 3

I walked into the living room to find Renesmee sitting on Emmett lap while watching a football game. Renesmee looked over at me and smiled. She then reached out to me, squeezing her tiny hands into fists twice real quick.

I walked over to her and took her off Emmett lap. "Hey! We were having some bonding time!" Emmett said,...

Lily Buchanan, ch.1

posted by gryffindorgal

Jasper could smell her a mile away, and then there she was, perched on an immaculately maintained Cannondale only a few taunting feet away as they both waited for a red light. Jasper glanced at her, thankful that his helmet's visor was secure. It didn't help much, but it definitely kept his hands on the handlebars of his bike rather than her neck, which pulsed heavily and was perfumed with citrus-smelling sweat. She looked over at him and smiled. The light changed to green, but Jasper hesitated a moment, watched her go. He cursed under his breath and hit the throttle on his motorcycle.

Things...

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The diary of Leah Clearwater part I

posted by renessy

i really upendo Leah and always feel really sorry for her on the one of the maswali it alisema would wewe rather read a story about leah au about renesmee i would upendo both!!i'm new to fanfiction so its not great! this starts when Sam goes away to turn into a werewolf
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he's gone. thats the only way i can describe it he left no note no sign that he was going. But why would he leave me when i needed him so bad? He keeped the sadness and depression away he stopped me from uigizaji well...like a monster. everytime I looked out the window i thought i could...

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Bella Becomes a Vampire Chapter 3. Newborns

posted by Robsessedcullen

Sup people! Here is Chapter 3 of Bella Becomes A Vampire! I hope wewe like it! Don't forget to leave a maoni telling me how much wewe like it!

3. Newborns

When we got up to Edward's room, I shut the door behind us. Edward leaned in slowly, our lips met, I twisted my fingers into his hair as he did mine. He threw me on the couch, this kiss was a little over his line of security, but he didn't seem to care. We were both on the couch, our fingers interwound in each other's hair. All of a sudden Emmett's voice boomed into the room below us. The kiss stopped abdruptly and we looked at each other....

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Who's There? chapter 3

posted by courtneykutie

Jasper's POV

"Maybe Renesmee has dreams of the future" Jazz alisema to Eward while hunting.

"She could but she dreams other stuff like Bella and her riding farasi and having wings I don't think That's the future"Edward states.

"Well not all of her dream's would be of the future only some"I alisema to him I feel him tense,and worrying .

"Maybe"Edward says deep in thought.

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Later...

Alice was planing our trip,to the Mall and to the park.I could tell see was excited,by the way she was smiling,She smiles so bright it makes me grin.

Rosalie is little ticked that Me&Alice got to watch Renesmee and she...

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Fifty shades- Master of the universe

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New Cullen: Chapter 1

posted by Mizz_Diggy

I just moved here to Forks to visit my long waited family of vampires. The only one I'm actually related to is Edward. We were only 5 years old when we were separated. He stayed in Forks and I had to live with the always annoying and horny Voltori.
Soon I jumped straight through the Cullen's window while they were chatting with BELLA. " hujambo sis, long time no see. Are wewe here to stay au are wewe on a fling with wewe wolfy boyfriend?" Emmett groaned from boredom. " One, we broke up years ago. Two, I'm here to stay. And three, Jasper, are wewe going to tell them au am I going to?" I alisema with excitement.

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My True upendo Final Chapter (18). Nessie's POV

posted by Twilightsauce

HEY! SORRY I HAVEN’T ilitumwa ANYTHING IN SO LONG, IT’S BEEN LIKE A mwaka SINCE MY LAST POST. I DON’T REALLY HAVE ANY EXCUSES BUT DON’T WORRY I’M BACK NOW! ANYWAY THIS WILL BE THE LAST CHAPTER IN THE MY TRUE upendo SERIES- I’M SO SAD! ALTHOUGH I upendo IT VERY MUCH AND HAVE REALLY ENJOYED uandishi IT, I FEEL THAT I HAVE EXHAUSTED NESSIE’S STORY NOW. BUT I WILL BE uandishi ANOTHER, TWILIGHT RELATED SERIES WHETHER IT WILL BE ABOUT NESSIE au NOT, I DON’T KNOW. ANYWAY THANKS FOR STICKING WITH ME FOR SO LONG AND I KNOW THIS HAS BEEN A VERY LONG MESSAGE BUT IF ANY OF wewe ARE GOOD AT ART OR...

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Twilight Child

posted by tmoss1223

Twilight Child

Twilight Child
Chapter One
Face to Face

“Oh yeah?! What makes wewe assume that moving to Forks, Washington is going to help me fit in? I can’t fit in! I’m not normal! I’m not some human! Why can’t wewe just let me be, and leave the subject of my social life alone?!” I screeched from the inside of my new bedroom, to the other side of the door where Renee was waiting for me to open it. Well, tough luck Renee!
I was so irate that I had been seeing red for the past three hours. Nothing Renee could say would calm me down now, and Charlie knew better than to get in my way when I was this beside...

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Bella's New Family Chapter 19

posted by sexy_vamp

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters. Just this maddening idea for the story.

She's coming. That's all my mind could process. I was scared but I don't know why I was scared. I shouldn't be. I mean, I have been told that newborn Wanyonya damu are super strong and fast, but I have also been told that I am not like any other newborn that the Cullen's have seen before. What am I to expect with her coming here? Is she still going to want to kill me?

"I think everything is going to be okay," I alisema to them.

Everyone turned to look at me. Some had a surprised look on their face and some were just shocked...

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Truth Be Told Chapter 1

posted by ISABELLA92

Truth Be Told
I know it's not very long.
I'd like to thank my amazing editor and sister kfchater94.

Chapter 1: A Bad Idea
Edward’s POV
It’s one of our few warm days here in Forks. I was watching happily as the upendo of my life sat on the nyasi in my backyard soaking up the sun. She’d arrived here early this morning to watch the sun rise. It was now about 9 o clock. “Edward,” I heard her say worried as she turned to look at me.
“Yes, love.” I replied.
“I’ve been thinking,” Oh no what could she be thinking about that had her worried. I looked her straight in the face. “Well, I...

Fifty shades- Master of the universe

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Renesmee Carlie Cullen swan

posted by MrsRadcliffe

The kiddo

It was the weirdest party aunt Alice had ever thrown; Mom's, Dad's and her graduation party. I don't know anybody but the family, all adults, and some babies that some Marafiki of Alice and mom have. She shouldn't even have celebrated; we should've just left to Forks. She didn't celebrate when Emmett, Jasper and Rosalie graduated.

"Hey! Emmett! Want to bet on who throws the snow ball the furthest?" alisema Colin, who is one of dad's friends, who also became Marafiki with Emmett and Jaz.

"Hell yeah! Are wewe kidding me, It's going to be me, wewe know that" he alisema in a matter-of-fact from the...

Thorn In The maua, ua

posted by Renesmee_XD

Okay so this has been in my mind for a while I need to get it out before I lose it , I am not continuing this now I am finishing my other story first but I am putting the first chapter on fanpop and then later on Fanfiction when I can write this properly :)
Summary: Bella see’s a gang hurting a homeless stranger, she helps him obviously and takes him to the shelter which her and her Marafiki have made, but he seems so smart, so nice so how did he end up on the street?
Pairings : Canon ExB ( All Human //Alternative Universe)
Rating : T for now
Playlist: Innocent - Taylor Swift

Prlogue:Stranger...

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imprint (chpters 1-4)

posted by teamjane99

WARNING: COARSE LANGUAGE AND A FEW INNUENDOS IF I FORGOT TO hariri THOSE OUT.
a big thanx to renesmee_08, robsessed, happy_aura39, and emmaliecullen for their support and advise on this project. upendo wewe guys!

MAYA CHAPTER ONE: MOVING
The plane trip was slow as hell. It took over half saa of nonstop boring conversations with my mother and father, and then another three and a half hours of absolute silence between the three of us. I guessed that it was then, after that half hour, that they realized that I was furious with them for dragging me all the way from sunny New Mexico to dreary La Push,...

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Rising nyota Chapter 1 - Renesmee shabiki Fiction

posted by Lauren97

My parents knew how to keep a girl awake, anyway. My MP3 Player was on full volume, the duvet over my head and the door firmly shut. But the cottages walls were paper-thin; I could hear the thrashing and moans of contentment in the inayofuata room.

I sighed. It was so frustrating to be the only one who needed sleep. Nine Cullens. Almost all connected kwa venom. Not I. No. I didn't have venom. I was, to my utter disdain, half human. I was able to run only half as fast as the others. Half as strong. Half as powerful. Half the vampire.

It's not like I didn't...

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Truth Be Told Chapter 4

posted by ISABELLA92

Chapter 4: Worry and Family

Again, I have to thank my co-writer kfchater94. Thanks for all your amazing ideas.

Edward’s POV
“Oh my god, oh my god. What have I signed Bella up for?” I chanted as a paced the living room.
“Honey, relax. Alice says everything is going to be fine.” Seem cooed looking up from her book.
“Mom, wewe don’t understand. What If something happens to set Rosalie off? Bella is sure to be her first victim.” I ranted at my mom.
“Edward, trust me. I’ll see if anything happens that would put Bella In danger. Let’s be practical though, Bella is her own worst enemy.”...

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Truth Be Told Chapter 6

posted by ISABELLA92

Chapter 6: Some secrets are best left untold
Bella’s POV
“Thank you, Rosalie.” I cooed.
“No problem, Isabella.” Rosalie said.
“Sorry. Thank you, Rose.” I corrected. Rosalie smiled at me. Then, she headed towards the chakula court. “Where are we going?” I asked.
“Food. I’m sure wewe must be starving.” Rosalie said.
“I’m a little hungry.” I admitted. Rosalie ushered me to lead the way. I stopped at McDonald’s and got only a big Mac.
“That all wewe want Bella?” Rosalie asked. I nodded yes. “Okay. And I’ll take two number threes to go.” Rosalie said.
“Rose, wewe don’t...

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Bella Becomes a Vampire Chapter 2. Marafiki

posted by Robsessedcullen

hey! It's me again! Here is chapter 2 of Bella becomes a vampire! I hope wewe like it!

2. Marafiki

I didn't know what to say. Edward just asked me to marry him. I stared at the sparkling red dimond, not knowing what to say.
"Edward, I just became a vampire, this is something that will have a huge impact on my life. I need to think about this first." I alisema with shock on my face.
"Bella, I upendo you, and wewe upendo me. wewe want to be with me forever right?" Edward alisema smiling.
"Yes of course but, I can't comprehend all of this at one time. Becoming a vampire already is a big thing to take in. Just...